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Tere ko tapkane ka nahi,samjhane ka hai.Ajkal tere SMS kahin or jarele....
  

May, 25 2010     140 chars (1 sms)     2834 views       Funny

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a sardar to another:name 5 animals living in water.
sardar:1 frog.
2nd sardar:theek hai hor dus,
sardar:frog da praah,pheen,piyo,te maa
Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem Can there be greater than this one?
A man was driving car zigzag & rashly.
Traffic cop caught him.
Man:sir I am learning driving.
Cop:without instructor?
Man: ye correspondance course hai bhai.
A WISE MAN
Washes His Hand
After He PEES

But

A WISER MAN
Doesn''t PEE
On His Hand ... ;->
Why in Couple Photo Women r on left side & male on right???




bcoz



In a BALANCE SHEET,
Liabilities r on left side
&
Assets r on right side!
Mera dil e kenda k 80 kal 20 7 7 san .... 80 aj 20 7 7 an.... Aye dil kal 20 83 ....Aey Dil aaj 20 13 aye... menu 10....13 dil 20 ehi kehnda na??
Ek Kana Kisi Ladki Ko Propose Kare To Konsa Geet Gayega?


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1 Najar Se B Pyar Hota Hai, Maine Suna Hai.
1 ActressDukhi Lehje Main Apni Saheli Se:

"Yaar Ye Mard Kitni Jaldi badal Jate Hyn, Kal Tak Chaudry Sahab Mujhe Itne Ache Lagte Thay, Itne Pyare Lagte Thay k Kia Bataon?
Magar Ab Unki Shakal Dekhne Ko Dil Nahi Kerta" ;->
TAJ MEHAL kya cheez he,

is se bari imarat banaunga,

mumtaz to mar k dafan hui thi,

tujhe to me zinda dafnaon ga...
''Attendence..

Pappu

Yes Sir

Bablu

Yes Sir

Tinku

Yes Sir

Ullu

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Ullu

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Ullu

Button dabana band kar, teri baari hai, attendence lagwa.''
Judge: Tum qabool karte ho k tumne kapre ki dukaan se 5 baar chori ki hai, to kia kiya churaya?
Chor: Janab ek saarhi.
Judge: lekin ek saarhi ke liye tumhe 5 baar chori karne ki kia zaroorat thi?
Chor: "4 baar meri biwi ko saari pasand nahi aayi thi...
Q: Mohabbat Ho Jati Hai Ya Kerni Parti Hai........?

Ans: Agar Khoobsurat Ho to Ho Jati Hai
AUr Agar Ameer Ho To Kerni Parti Hai