''You are equal to sixty james bond!

''You are equal to sixty james bond!

How??

007 * 60 = 420''

May, 24 2010 69 chars (1 sms) 2385 views Funny

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''Kisi ka jhoota peene se shifa milti hai Ajmal!
Kameena ye bolte bolte meri sari Pepsi pi gaya!''

Arz kiA hy:

Mosam ne Li angrai,
or hum ne phr Li Razai.
IceCreAm se hy Larai,
MongphaLi hi sirf ghr me aai.
Cold drink se mu mor Liya,
Chai se nata jor Liya..

Girl fully exhausted

A young girl after her honeymoon
came fully exhausted and tired,

When her friends asked her what happened?

She replied :
When this 70 year old bastard told me
he has saved a lot from last 50 years,

“I thought It was MONEY”

HELLO sO rAHe HO kYa ?????

HELLO sO rAHe HO kYa ?????
kYuNKI kIsI nE MuJhSe KaHa kI PaGaLo kO NeEnD NaHi aAtI. IsLiYe mAiNe SoCh kI AbHi PaTa KaR lU

KyUnKi AaP BaHuT aKkALMaND HaI Na !!!!!

Neend mujhey raat bhar aati hai kam ,

Neend mujhey raat bhar aati hai kam ,
Shayad macharon ko bi mil gaya hai sanam

Who Wants 2 B A £MILLIONAIRE£

Who Wants 2 B A
£MILLIONAIRE£

Let“s play?
Q.Ap sms koun nahien kerti:

A.Kanjocee
B.No Balance
C.Dil nahien kerta
D.jaan boj ker

50/50

Phone a friend?

Ring me! I will tell you!

2 Pathan Masjid Me

2 Pathan Masjid Me
Namaz Parhne Aye
1st Pathan: Chalo
Shukar Hy Namaz
Nhi Nikli Agar Wazu
k Chakar Me Parte
Tou Namaz Nikal Jati ;)

AIRPORT Pe-

AIRPORT Pe-
Patni:Dekho,Wo Couple KISS Karte Hue Kitna Khush Dikhai De Rahe Hai.

Pati:Wo Usse DROP Karne Aaya Hai,RECEIVE Karne Nahi..

Duniya se chupa Kar

Duniya se chupa Kar teri tasweer bathroom main laga rakhi hai
Or har gharri tere deedar ho ais liye JULAAB ki goli kah rakhi ha

*JOKE*

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Why do women live longer than men?
Shopping never causes heart attacks....but paying their bills does!

Catch Her By Her Waist. . .

Catch Her By Her Waist. . .

Bring Her Home. . .

Keep Ur Hand On Her Neck. . .

Put Ur Lips On Her Lips. . .

&

Have A Nice. . .

Drink. . . PEPSI TWIST. . . ;->

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Nissan Ka Nana..

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''You are equal to sixty james bond!

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