roti vs sms

ROTI V/S SMS

2000

1 sms 7 Rs
1 roti 2 Rs

2003

1 sms 5 Rs
1 roti 2.5 Rs

2005

1 sms 2 Rs
1 roti 3 Rs

2008

1 sms 0.23 paisa
1 roti 5 Rs

2009

700 sms 7 Rs
1 roti 7 Rs
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2015

No roti
Only sms

Aug, 07 2013 215 chars (2 sms) 2985 views Funny

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koi mannat mango beta

Peer,
Beta, Koi Mannat Maango
.
Mureed,
Please Mujhe Phir Sy Un-
Married Kar Dein.
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Peer,
Beta, Mannat Maango Jannat
Na Mango,,,

son papaaapko yaa

Son : Papa,Aapko Yaad He Apne Kaha Tha

Agar Me Exam Me Paas Ho Jayunga

To Mujhe 5000rs Doge.

Father: Haan

Son: Gud News He,

Apke 5000rs Bach Gaye

Mosam ne li angrai Or hm ne Chori Razai,

Mosam ne li angrai
Or hm ne Chori Razai,

mungphali se hui laraai
icecream ghar me I,

coffee se mu mor lia
cold drink se naata jor lia,

SEASON''S
GREETINGS 4u.

"FUCK-YOU"

"FUCK-YOU"

Shocked

It means:

F=flowers 4 u.

U=unlimitd hugs 4 u.

C=chocolate not sweeter than u.

K=kisss 4u.

U= you always on my mind. . . . ;->

Na jane wo hum se kya chupati thi

Na jane wo hum se kya chupati thi

Kuch tha us k honto pe magar sharmati thi

Jab hum ne mu khulwaya uska zabar dasti

To pata chla kmbakht naswar khati thi:-)

happy birthday to

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY"
To You

Shocked ?

Actully Aaj Ke Din

James Hawk

Ne DHAKKAN Banaya Tha..

To Maine Socha Har DHAKKAN Ko Wish Kar Doon... =P ;->

ek adbi sher arz kia hai:

ek adbi sher arz kia hai:

meray kunwaiN se paani koi na bharay ~*~

sawaari apnay saaman ki khud hifazat keray

Flatter me

Flatter me ,and I may not believe you.
Criticize me, and I may not like you.
Ignore me, and I may not forgive you.
Encourage me, and I will not forget you.
Love me, and I will be forced to love you.

// Height Of Job Frustration //

// Height Of
Job Frustration //

A Toothbrush Telling
That,
It Has Got The Worst
Job In The world
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In Front Of Toilet
Paper... ;->

Åward øf (2@@9) _!_ <( )> ) | ( !!!!!!!!

Åward øf
(2@@9)
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<( )>
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!!!!!!!!

*MußÅRÅK HØ*
ÅCHE sMs Krne
P Åp Kø
ÅWÅRD ØF ßEST sMs Sndr
(2@@9)
Ye SMS Mje Aya Socha apko Btadon

Do Ladka Ladki.. aha!

Do Ladka Ladki.. aha!
Raat k andhere me. aha!
Jhaari k pichhe. aha!
Daba daba k. aha!
Chus chus k . aha!
Frooti pe rahe the

''Insaan sub se zada Mafi kis k

''Insaan sub se zada Mafi kis
k
samane mangta hai ??
Guess

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guess !

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Bihkari k samne

" Maaf karo Baba"''

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