A drunk was hauled into court. Mister,
the judge began, you’ve been
brought here for drinking.
Great, the drunk exclaimed. When do we get started. . . ? ;->
Ik adme chupkay say jahanum say nekla aur janat main chala gayafreshtay na pakar ker khub maraadmi utha or bolaTUWADI INA HARKTA TOO KOI JANAT WICH NAI ANDA.