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Plz don''t read this Nahi to ho jayega Kya? Arre wahi jis se hum darte hai ? ? ? wahi jo is umar me aksar ho jata hai ? ? ? dekha ho gaya na ? ? TIME WASTE!!
Judge: why r u arrested?
Sardar: for shopping early?
Judge: well, that’s not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?
Sardar: before opening the shop….
God has given many qualities to you,
Good look, personality, charm, intelligence,
And many more……this is call as
“Allah meherbaan to gadha bhi pehalwan…”
A boy goes to his dads friend late nite,he is told to sleep in baby''s room,but he refused n slept in TV lounge to avoid baby kid.Next morning he saw a young,charming n very pretty girl on the breakfast table.The boy asked,who r u?
Im the baby,n u?
Mai ullu ka pattha!
