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Aj tum DILL mangu dain gay
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Aj tum DILL mangu dain gay
Aj tum DILL mangu dain gay
Aj tum DILL mangu dain gay DHARKAN mangu de daingay JIGAR mangu dain gay JAAN tak mangu de saqte hain kiyo k in charo filmo ki CDS ghar par pari hain!
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newtons law of load
Newton''s law of load shedding:
"The rate of load shedding is
directly propotional to the
temperature of atmosphere,
provided that the role of
WAPDA remains constant".
''Lab khamosh hote hain
''Lab khamosh hote hain jab tum saamne aati ho,
Dil dhadakta hai jab nigaahein milaati ho,
Saans ruk jaati hai jab muskuraate ho,
Bhoot ho kya jo tum itna daraate ho.''
theepa
1 rupya 1 lakh ni hota magar phir b 1 rupya lakh sy nikal jaye tow wo b lakh nai rehta aap lakhon mein woi 1 rupya ho...
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samaj aai????
theepay dy moo waleya
I Am The Most
I
Am
The
Most
Outstanding
Student Of
My
Class ...
Because ,
I
Always
Stand
Outside
The Class ... ;->
[Presudent Of
Out-standing Students]
wife: Darling Where''ll
Wife: Darling Where''ll U Take Me On Our 10th Anniversary?
Husband: We''ll Go 2 African Jungle Safari
Wife: Nice, N On 25th Anniversary?
Husband: I''ll Bring U Back
Collector Ban Na Hai To IAS Padho
Collector Ban Na Hai To IAS Padho
Doctor Banna Ho To MBBS Padho
Lawyer Banna Ho To LLB Padho
Aur "BEVKUF" B@Nna Ho To Mera Sms Padho.
Aap aChey
Aap
aChey
Sachey
pYarey
ImaNdaR
SamAJhdar
AqalmAnD
ShareeF
Logoon sey
dur rehain!!
Warna woh
bhi "biggar" jaen gey
Napolean says
Napolean says " The Word " Impossible" is not in my dictionary "
Santa singh " Tay Vekh kay leni se na dictionary.
There Is One Thing That
There Is One Thing That
Both Drunks And Geographers Agree Upon ...
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The Earth Spins Round And Round .... ;->
Customer Shouted:
Customer Shouted:
"Waiter , Waiter !
There''s A Dead Fly In
My Soup ..."
waiter Replied:
"Oh No !
Who''s Going To Look
After His Family ..." ;->
Friends r like films,
Friends r like films, some r musical some r romantic,
some r adventurous,
some r tragedy,
some comedy but very few r OSCAR WINNERS LIKE U . . . ;->
''Crime doesn''t pay..
''Crime doesn''t pay...Does that mean my job is a crime?''
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