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May, 25 2010     150 chars (1 sms)     2159 views       Funny

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After Eating Fish Santa Dont Drink Water
Y
Coz
He Feared That Fish Will
Start Swimming In His Stomach
Aik Tha Kutta Aik Thi Bili Un Ki
Thi Bari Yari Mar Gaye Bili
Bach Gya







Zardari
Love Is Second Mistake Created By GOD





Off course GIRLS Are The First . . . ! ! !






But The Fact Is That




Both Are BEAUTIFULL . . . ;->
Man saw snake on bed of his Mom-in-law.
Man 2 snake : Meri saas ko dans le.
Snake : Kya dansle ? Mai usse hi to apna zehar recharge karvata hun.
Sardarji says I LOVE YOU to his girl friend
and suddenly falls on the floor.
Girlfriend:What is this?
Sardarji:Oji, I am falling in love!
Funny Quote on a married guy''s T-shirt.
All Women Are

Devils &

I Married Their Queen. :-)
Kya yaar tum bi ajeeb ho,
mere dil ke kitne kareeb ho,
na milte ho na sms karte ho ,
kya tum mujse bi jayada garib ho
1 sardar ki Maa ki tabiyat kharab thi.

jab hospital le gaye to doctor ne bola k
TEST hongy,
Sardar bola
In ki umar ziyada ha,
TEST nahi,
1 DAY ya 20/20 Karwa lo
Ustad Shagird Batao Chai(TEA) Nuqsun Dah Hai Ye Faida Mand ?

Shagird Nay Jawab Dia Agar Koi Piladay To Faidamand

Agar Pilani Par Jai To Nuqsun Dah Hay ;-);-)
Eik andha aadmi Police mai bharti hone gaya..
Interview k waqt us se pocha gaya:
Ap Police mai bharthi hoker kia karen ge.?
Andha: Mai andha dhund firing karoonga ...
''A gang of thieves broke into a lawyer''s club by mistake. The old legal begals gave them a fight for their life and their money. The gang was very happy to escape.

Outside...

''It ain''t so bad, Louie'' one crook noted. ''We got $25 between us.''

The boss screamed, ''I warned you to stay clear of lawyers! We had $100 when we broke in dat joint!''''
Laziness is our biggest enemy..(Allama Iqbal)

We should learn to luv our enemies.. (Quid-e-Azam)

now what should we do....?