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May, 25 2010     150 chars (1 sms)     3183 views       Funny

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Aaj Ki Dua:


Aye Allah!







Koi Ghalti Se Mere Number Per Balance Send Kar Day.

Sab Kaho Aameen. :-)
Ustad Shagird Batao Chai(TEA) Nuqsun Dah Hai Ye Faida Mand ?

Shagird Nay Jawab Dia Agar Koi Piladay To Faidamand

Agar Pilani Par Jai To Nuqsun Dah Hay ;-);-)
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During the match

batsman LBW hoa

1 pathan 2sre se :log hm ko pagal samajhty hn,
yahan to sab pagal hn,

lagi batsman k hy aur cheekh bowler raha hy.
A boy goes to see a cabaret dance.

His mom goes angry and asks him: Did u see anything there that u were not supposed to see?

Boy: yes, I saw dad!
...NaYa FunDa...

ab har bachha bindass keh sakta hy:
Meine mummy papa ke saath "BLUE"
film dekhee... =P


Teacher told all students
in a class to write an essay
on a cricket match.

All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote No match, due to rain!!!

Q. Wh8''s the difference between Mechanical Engineers & Civil Engineers ... ?


A. Mechanical Engineers Build Weapons, Civil Engineers Build Targets ... ;->
How 2 become a GENIUS ?
*some text missing*

find the missing text &
surely you''ll become a GENIUS:-D
Why Can A Man Not Be

Handsome And Intelligent

At The Same Time? ....


Because He Would Be A



Woman Then ... ;->