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Ghar Se bahir Wo nakab mai nakli,

Ghar Se bahir Wo nakab
mai nakli,

Sari gali unke fikar
mai nikli,

Inkar Karte the Wo humari Mohabbat se,

Aur humari hi Tasvir unki
kitab se nikli.

PPP New Slogen

PPP New Slogen

Roti

KaprA

Na

Makaan

Mang

Raha Hai Lite Insan

[~!~] a m Y

chiLL maro Or JungLi bn k rahO

Soft Speech
Pure Heart
Peaceful Eyes
Strong Hands
Focused Mind &Determined Decision
Always Make U

"BoRinG"...!!!

So,chiLL maro Or JungLi bn k rahO! ;-)

Sagai Aur Shaadi

Sagai Aur Shaadi Ke Beech Waqt Kyun Hota Hai?

Ans: Kyonki Koi Ye Na Keh Sake Ki Durghatna Se Pehle Bachne Ka Humare Paas Waqt Nai Tha

Angraiz pathan say .whats ur name?

Angraiz pathan say .whats ur name?
pathan says "OMER DARAZ KHAN".
Angraiz says whats mean of ur name?
Pathan soch k "Long life khan".

When a man talks dirty

When a man talks dirty
to a woman, it''s sexual
harassment.when a woman talks dirty to a woman talks dirty to a man,
it''s$3.95per minute.

Their is always 2 side in an argument in a married life

Their is always 2 side in an argument in a married life

Her side

and

Offcourse the Right side.... ;->

tera blood group kia hay?

OYe Tere Blood Group kia hy?
JADi Bta YR Abi
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Veena Mailk ki Tabiyat Bht kharb
hy Doctor ne kha hy k Sirf Begairaton ka
khoon hi chalay ga……

Kanjoos Baap Bete Se...

Kanjoos Baap Bete Se...

Beta Kiya Tm Kuch Parh Rahe Ho?

Beta: Nahi Papa

Kiya Tm Kuch Likh Rahe Ho?

Beta: Nahi Papa Main Kuch Soch Raha Hun

Baap: Toh Phr Ye Aienak Utar Do

Tmhri Fazool Kharchi Mje Dobo De Gi . . ;->/-D

A Smart Lawyer Said:

A Smart Lawyer Said:

I Learned Law So Well,
The Day I Graduated
I Sued My College,
Won The Case
And
Got My Tuition Fees
Back ... ;->

Taecher, Student Se:

Taecher, Student Se:
Batao Soney Aur Laitne Main
Kia Farq Hy ???

Student: Sr, Hum Soney K Liye
Lait Tou Skte Hyn
Lekin
Laitne K Liye So Nahi Sakte ... ;->

Bata Has Announced

Bata Has Announced
Production Of Its Latest
Model Of Shoes.

It Is Heavier Than Normal
And Of Aero-Dynamic Design,
Especially Suitable 4
Throwing At Presidents

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