''Na jane kab TAaRAY toot jayen

''Na jane kab TAaRAY toot jayen

na jane kab AANSU ANKH se choot jayen

kuch pal HUMARAY sath bhi HANSS lo

najane kab TUMHARE DAANT toot jaen.''

May, 24 2010 161 chars (2 sms) 2264 views Funny

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The Mark Of A True M.B.A Is That

The Mark Of A
True M.B.A Is That

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He Is Often Wrong

But

Seldom In Doubt ... ;->

How did an intelligent

How did an intelligent boy propose to a girl? He took the girl along with him on a boat n at the middle of river said ''Marry me or leave the boat''. :-)

~SARDAR: Yaar Tere Bhai di Maut

*~SARDAR: Yaar Tere Bhai di Maut da bara Afsos hoya, Waisy hoya Ki Si?
FRIEND: Goli lagi Si Mathey Wich.
Sardar: Oh Tu
Shukar Kar Akh bach gai..%-)

''After the Announcement

''After the Announcement the final result of class, father asked his son.
Father: Beta Tumhara result Kesa Raha?
Son: Abbu, Teacher ne kaha ke Zyada tar bachay fail hain.
Father: Beta Aapka Result kiya Aaya hai?
Son: Abbu, Woh jo Dr uncle hai na unka beta bhi Fail ho gaya hai.
Fathar: Tumhara Result Kiya aaya hai?
Son: Abbu, Woh jo mera Dost hai na jiske Papa Engineer hain na, woh bhi fai ho gaya hai.
Father: Abay Tu bata, Tera result Kiya aaya hai.
Son: Mai kiya Allama ki Aulaad hon jo pass ho jaonga.''

Apna hath apne sar pe phairen!

Apna hath apne sar pe
phairen!

Aik bar phir phairen

Dobra phairen

Chalen 1 bar phir

Ab to aap ko yaqin ho
gya ho ga k...

"GADHEY K SAR PE SEENG
NAHI HOTEY..->

Teacher :

Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the Field"
Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies First

Breaking News!

Breaking News!

Now call charges will b charged accordng 2 ur brain size.

smaller da size cheaper wil be da call rates.

Congrats U can make free calls now....

Kash koi “

Kash koi “exam result” ka insurance kara deta,
Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete,
Pass hote toh thik hai,
Varna insurance claim karva lete

Sorry ye msg tumey send

Sorry ye msg tumey send ho gya niche mat dekhna
niche ghalat salat likh
hua hai,

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"GHALAT -SALAT"

Men are like small

Men are like small children. You bring a new one home and the ones already there resent it.

1 Bacha Bench Pr Betha 1 k Bad 1 Toffee Kha Rha Tha.

1 Bacha Bench Pr Betha 1 k Bad 1 Toffee Kha Rha Tha.

1 Admi Ne Dekha Tu Bola: Jo Log Ziada Metha Khate Hen Un Ka Jaldi Intiqal Ho Jata He

Bacha: Mere Dada Ki Umr 106 Sal Thi.

Admi: Acha! Wo Metha Kam Khate Hon ge? Hai na.

Bacha: Nhi Wo Apne Kam Se Kam Rakhte The

In The Year 1952

In The Year 1952 There Was A Teacher In A Village,

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Now He Is Retired...!!

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''Na jane kab TAaRAY toot jayen

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