''Baat Baat Pr Ye

''Baat Baat Pr Ye
''Baat Baat Pr Ye "Shut Up" Kehna Achcha Nhi Lgta faraz,,
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Tum Ek Dafa He "PONKA" Q Nhi Keh Detey... :-)''
  

May, 24 2010     118 chars (1 sms)     3301 views       Funny

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