''Baat Baat Pr Ye

''Baat Baat Pr Ye
''Baat Baat Pr Ye "Shut Up" Kehna Achcha Nhi Lgta faraz,,
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Tum Ek Dafa He "PONKA" Q Nhi Keh Detey... :-)''
  

May, 24 2010     118 chars (1 sms)     3685 views       Funny

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In A A/C Exam Every 1 Was Writing But Hassan Was Continuously Dancing!
Why?




Bcoz


Someone Told Him Dat There Is Marks 4 Every Steps.
Q. WHAT IS THE HEIGHT OF LAZINESS?

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Ans. A COUPLE ADOPTING A CHILD.
Zardari k Baap ka pata chal Gaya hai..
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hA hA hA....
April FoOoOoL :-)
Abhi nahin pata chala..!!
The Only Way You Can Feel Good About YourSelf Is By Making SomeOne Else Look Bad.

And

I''m Tired Of Making Other People Feel Good About Themselves…. ;->
ALLAH Bachaye !

Pagal Biwi se Purane T.v Se

Dubai k shiekh Se Nai ki Shave se

Aurat ki Bewafai se Haram ki Kamayi se Orr apki Judai se
Philosophy of life..

At the beginning of relationship, every girl treats her boyfriend as GOD, Later somehow
alphbets get reversed..
Apna hath apne sar pe
phairen!


Aik bar phir phairen



Dobra phairen


Chalen 1 bar phir


Ab to aap ko yaqin ho
gya ho ga k...



"GADHEY K SAR PE SEENG
NAHI HOTEY..->
Agar Ness Wadia apna ek cyber cafe kholega.... toh woh apne cyber cafe ka kya naam rakhega..!



ness-cafe...~
Laloo: I am so miser (kanjoos) that

I went alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money.

Bania: That is nothing, I saved full money.

I sent my wife for honeymoon with a friend.
jungle attendence....
tiger,
present sir...
rabbit ,
present sir....
monkey...
monkey...
monkey...
stop reading n give attendence dumboo
Usse pyar karke meri kismat hi jaag gayi,Usse pyar karke meri kismat hi jaag gayi,Maine itne love letter post kiye k woh "POSTMAN k saath hi bhaag Gayee.


1st ever intelligent sardar.

Teacher: what do u call a person
who cannot hear anything?

sardar: u can call him anything,
because he cannot hear anything:-)