''Baat Baat Pr Ye

''Baat Baat Pr Ye "Shut Up" Kehna Achcha Nhi Lgta faraz,,
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Tum Ek Dafa He "PONKA" Q Nhi Keh Detey... :-)''

May, 24 2010 118 chars (1 sms) 2998 views Funny

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IN French: "bonjour" IN Spanish: "Te quiro" IN Italian: "Teamo" IN English: "Good morning" IN Punjabi: "uth BEGHAIRTA kum te nai jana"

Sardar made a call to the airport.

Sardar made a call to the airport.

Asked,”How long is the journey from Punjab to America?”

Receiptionist: “One second sir….”.

Sardar: Ok, thank you..!!!

MUNNA BHAI:

MUNNA BHAI: circuit agar bina daant wala kutta kate to kya karne ka re?
CIRCUIT:simple he bhai, bina sui wala injection lene ka!!!
ha ha ha

Jo Ho Gaya Wo Ho Gaya

Jo
Ho Gaya
Wo Ho Gaya
Jo
Hona Hoga
Wo Hoga
Or Jo Nahi
Hona Hai
Wo Nahi Hoga
Q K Jo
Hona Hai
Wo Tu
Hoga Hi Hoga
Ab Dekhna Hai
K Kia
Hoga..?
OR
Kia Nahi
Hoga
Hönay Ko Tu
Kuch Bhi Hoga
Yahi
Sochna Hai
K Kia
Hoga..?
Agar
Kuch Hoga
Tu Theek
Hoga OR
Nahi Hoga
Tu Bhi Theek
Hoga
OR
Theek Nahi Hoga
Tu Kuch
Kaisay Theek
Ho Ga..?
Ab AAP Batao K Aagay Kia Hoga..?
Kisi Or
Ko
AAP
Bhi
Bhejo
Acha
Time Pass Hoga
Nai ho ga tu wo pagal ho ga.... ;->

Pakistan me shadiyan walden k marze se hote hen

Pakistan me shadiyan walden k marze se hote hen

Is leye dulhe k leye dulhan
surpriz hote he,
Ghongat utane k bad

ya ashwariya...

Ya

Jysoria ;->

SAYING:

SAYING:
Early 2 bed early 2 rise,
Makes a man healthy wealthy n wise.

CURRENT:
Early 2 bed early 2 rise,
Your girlfriend will go with other guys.

After Eating Fish

After Eating Fish Santa Dont Drink Water
Y
Coz
He Feared That Fish Will
Start Swimming In His Stomach

1 Day A Man Called His 6 Childrn 2gethr n Askd

1 Day A Man Called His
6 Childrn 2gethr n Askd
"Now Tell Me, Who''s
Been Mst Obedient
During Lst Week n Did
Evrythng Mummy Askd?"

All Answr In 1 Voice
"U, Daddy" ;->

Teacher asked : What is Ur caste

Teacher asked : What is Ur caste
Student: Pehle to hum Singh the,
fir Rajput the,
fir Sharma ho gaye
abhi hai Darzi
Aage Mummy ki marzi

Kareena Ne

Kareena Ne Recently apnA ek wEb-siTe lAuncH kiyAA.... Ab wEb-siTe ka naAm baTaAo..!.
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is it www.jAbwEspL|T.com

nAA..!
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Is it www.OnLySaiF.com
nAA..!
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ek aur guesS maAro
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arRe bAbA.. DONT BE A BALTI
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lOgOn to I"BEBO".Com

When Did tarzen

When Did tarzen think when he Saw a dead cheetah ??????

WoW! New UNDERWEAR !!!!!!!

Modern Dictionary:

Modern Dictionary:

*Muhbt:Jske Dam Se Restaurants Abad Hain.

*Talib-E-Ilm:Mustqbl Ka Be Rozgar Tabqa.

*Parda:Jse Khawaten Khirki Pe Dalti Hain.

*Kitab:Wqt Zaya Krne Ka Zaria.

*Dil:Bgher Operation K B Ksi Ko Dye Jaskte Hain.

*College: Tafre Gah,

*University: Lover Se Milne Ki Jagah... =P ;->

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''Baat Baat Pr Ye

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