doubt by back bencher association

We pronounce
21 as twenty one
31 as thirty one
41 as forty one
51 as fifty one
Y not 11 as onety one...?
A doubt by back bencher association =P ;->

May, 05 2010 163 chars (2 sms) 2469 views Funny

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April Fool ko msg DhoomdhtA hAy.

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U r on a bus & U need

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apne mulk ki hifazat karain

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Ap ko dulhan yahan se hi milni hai... =P ;->

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Who Let The Dog Out . . . ? ? ?

Think

Think Hard . . .

Quite Easy . . .

Aray Idiot

Bitches Aur Kaun . . . ;->

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Oye I Am Talking
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