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doubt by back bencher association
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doubt by back bencher association
doubt by back bencher association
We pronounce
21 as twenty one
31 as thirty one
41 as forty one
51 as fifty one
Y not 11 as onety one...?
A doubt by back bencher association =P ;->
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May, 05 2010
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if i were to make a dictionary
If I were to make a dictionary
CUTE - YOU
SWEET - YOU
THOUGHTFUL - YOU
GOOD LOOKING - YOU
BEAUTIFUL - YOU
LIAR - ME ... =P ;->
Lo meri girfriend ka foto dekhoo,
Lo meri girfriend ka
foto dekhoo,
Aage karo
Thoda&aage
Dikhi
Nahi dikhi
"KAMENAY"
Bhabhi ki nazar se dekhta to zaroor dikhti.->
shalwar bandhane k lye
Teacher : ALLAH ne ''''PAIT'''' q banaya hy.???
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Pathan :
SHALWAR bandhane k lye...:-D
To be a “Good professional”,
To be a “Good professional”,
always start to study late for “Exams”.
Because it teaches how to manage “Time”
and tackle “Emergencies”!!
Every Sec GOD Remembers U
Every Sec GOD
Remembers U
Every Min GOD
Blesses U
Every Hour GOD
Cares 4 U
B''coz Every I Pray To HIM
Ya ALLAH Banda Thora Bewakuf Hai
Zara Dhyan Rakhna. . . ;->
aaj k baad jis kisi
Aaj k Baad Jis Kisi Ko
Bhi 10 Number Ka
Joota Chahiye Wo Is
Terha Maangey k
Mujhy
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"BUSH NUMBERI"
Joota Chahiye ... ;->
A man:-SANTA ur son is dead
A man:-SANTA ur son is dead
Hearing this sardar jumps from the 50th floor
35th floor he realizes:- i dont have a son
20th floor:- i m not married
&
3rd floor:- shit i m banta
K.E.S.C Light Controller
K.E.S.C Light Controller
Niyat Krta Hoon Main
2 Ghante Light Le Jane Ki
Wasty Apni Hukumat K
Zulm Ghareeb Awaam Pr
Haath Mera Switch Ki taraf
Le Phir Gai ... ;->
Pakistan Me Har Cheez
Pakistan Me Har Cheez Din Ba Din Barh Rahi Hai.
Tail Ki Kimat.
Loadshading.
Mehgai.
By-Rozgari.
Sms Pakag.
Or Aaj To Intaha Ho Gai..
Pakistan Ka.
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Waqt B.
AKBAR LAYA 3 GHORE ...
Arz kia hy...
AKBAR LAYA 3
GHORE ...
AKBAR LAYA 3
GHORE ...
Wah.. Wah..
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AAJA AAJA DIL NICHORE... ;->
DOOR JAON MEIN RAAT KO JAB
DOOR JAON MEIN RAAT KO JAB
MAA BAAP SOTE NAHI
TO BACHA KEHTA HAI
SO JAO WARNA
EK AUR BACHA HO JAIGA
Depressed Boy Asked an Old Man
Depressed Boy Asked an Old Man:
Can There Be Anything Worse Than Losing A Girlfriend?
Old Man Replied: Yes,
Losing Your Confidence of Finding Another One. :-)
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