doubt by back bencher association

We pronounce
21 as twenty one
31 as thirty one
41 as forty one
51 as fifty one
Y not 11 as onety one...?
A doubt by back bencher association =P ;->

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Aik Orat Kisi Molvi

Aik Orat Kisi Molvi Nu Time de k na aai,molvi intizar krda rya,intzar krn to baad Masjid wich gia tay speaker nu on kr k kainda."Hazraat.! Changi nai keti"

Dress code 4 party-

Dress code 4 party---BLACK TIES ONLY. Mr. Bean goes to the party and is surpised 2 see that other guests are wearing suits also.

i haven tasted food

A Beggar Came Up
To A Memon And Said :
" I Haven''t Tasted Food
All Week.."

Memon Replied :
"Don''t Worry, It Still Tastes
The Same..." ;->

Sardar’s wish : when i die,

Sardar’s wish : when i die,
I wanna die like my grandpa
who died peacefully in his sleep
not screaming
like all the passengers in the
car he was driving..

When sum1 touches u & u dont feel it

When sum1 touches u
& u dont feel it

its IGNORANCE

Wen sum1 touches u
& u feel it

its LOVE.

But When nobody touchs u but u feel it

then its KHUJLI... <-;

A Smart Lawyer Said:

A Smart Lawyer Said:

I Learned Law So Well,
The Day I Graduated
I Sued My College,
Won The Case
And
Got My Tuition Fees
Back ... ;->

Suraj Hua Madham , chand bhi chalne laga,

Suraj Hua Madham ,
chand bhi chalne laga,
mein thehra raha,
zamin chalne lagi, ...
sajna kya yehi pyaar hai ??
Nalayak, yeh pyar nahi
EARTHQUAKE hai ! BHAAG !

How Come The Dove

How Come The Dove
Gets To Be The Peace
Symbol ?

How About Pillow ?

It Has More Feathers,
Than The Dove

And

It Doesn''t Have That
Dangerous Beak ... ;->

I Saw A Dream Last Night That All Angels Had Died. . . .

I Saw A Dream Last Night That All Angels Had Died. . . .

Plz Give Me A Message . . .

That U''re Still In The World . . . :->

Agr apni jan pyari he to.

\(''.'')/ Hands up
\|/ / \

Agr apni jan pyari he to.

To

hath niche kAro bhut badbo aa rhi he

pathan pilot jahaz land karne

1 pathan pilot jahaz land karne per boht khush hua

neeche staff ne usey hatho hath dhar lia or airman uski wardi utarne mein help karne laga

pathan fakhar se:aj mn ne india ke 2 jahaz,
1 aabdoz ko mara hai,
airman:lekn sir g apne 1 ghalti krdi

pathan:wo kia?

Airman:bs ap ghalti se india land kr gaye hain.

Source of Vitamin

Source of Vitamin
"Cricket balls are a rich source of Vitamin A, B, C, D & E.

I chew them regularly to stay fit"

-Shahid Afridi

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