doubt by back bencher association

doubt by back bencher association


We pronounce
21 as twenty one
31 as thirty one
41 as forty one
51 as fifty one
Y not 11 as onety one...?
A doubt by back bencher association =P ;->
  

May, 05 2010     163 chars (2 sms)     2047 views       Funny

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You can Tell Your Friend
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And Became Crazy About Him.


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The Mark Of A
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beat diya..........;->
Patient : What are the chances
of my recovering doctor?

Doctor : One hundred percent.
Medical records show that
nine out of ten people die of the disease you have.

Yours is the tenth case I’ve treated.The others all died.
Aaj mene 1jaan bachai.
Vo aise bachai
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wo Bola..
khushi se mar jaunga.
Mene kaha..
ja
nahi deta...!
Wife Ne Husband Se: Bhagwan Kare Ke Aap Har
Janam Me Mere Pati Ho.

Husband: Bhagwan Kare Yeh Tera Akhri Janam Ho!!!
A pathan & his wife were waiting for train.
Itne me KHYBER MAIL aa gai.
khan bhag k train me charha or apni wife se bola: Jab KHYBER FEMALE aye to aajana . . . ;->