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Baniye ki wife bimaar
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Baniye ki wife bimaar thi, light na hone ki wajah se usne candle jala di aur bola: Doc ko lene jaa raha hun, agar tumhe lage ki tum nahin bachogi to plz candle bujha dena
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translate this punjabi sentence into english
Teacher: Translate This Punjabi Sentence Into English
Ethay Tey Anni pai Hoi Aye.
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Sardar:
A Blind Girl Is Sleeping Here.
To hear wat is unspoken,
To hear wat is unspoken,
To see wat is unseen,
To feel widout even touching,
is d miracle calld
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SCHIZOPHRENIA
n people think its love how stupid ;->
Aao Aaj Hum Wada Karain K
Aao Aaj Hum Wada Karain K
Zindagi Bhar Pyar Karenge
Wafa Karenge
Mohabbat Karenge
Sirf Aur Sirf
Pakistan Se ;->
Ek Pathan:
Ek Pathan:
Jab Hum Chota Hota Tha Tab Hum Ye Darakt Par Char Jata Tha
Dosra Pathan:
Wo Kaisy?
Pathan:
Us Waqat Ye Darakt B Chota Hota Tha. . . ;->
Khush Khabri.
Khush Khabri...???
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Sharam ani chahey
Pakistan me rehte ho or Khush khabri ki Umeed rakhe hoye ho
kamal hai yar ;->
pathan angoor bech raha tha
1 pathan angoor bech raha tha
mgr keh raha tha aaloo le lo aaloo.
2sry admi ne kaha khan saab ye to angoor hai.
Pathan. Chup ho jao warna makhia aa jayn gi.
YE Dunya Bari Zalim Hai
YE Dunya Bari Zalim Hai
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Rehne do tumhare Button Press Kerne Se Nahi Badle Gi . . . ;->
What is Love???
What is Love???
The force that makes two people sit in the middle of the bench when there is alot of space on the sides of it . . . ;->
Main B Mulk Ka Naam Roshan
Main B Mulk Ka Naam Roshan
Krna Chata Tha "Pappu"
Magar Load Shaiding Ki
Waja Se Kr Na Saka...=P;->
Wife Ne Husband Se:
Wife Ne Husband Se: Bhagwan Kare Ke Aap Har
Janam Me Mere Pati Ho.
Husband: Bhagwan Kare Yeh Tera Akhri Janam Ho!!!
Which is the only woman
Which is the only woman to have crossed the seven seas on foot!!!
Socho, socho!!!
Divya Bharti!
Saath samundar paar main tere peeche peeche aa gayi!
Things Wil Change Class Room To Office
Things Wil Change
Class Room To Office
Books TO Files
Jeans To Formal
Pepsi To Juices
Girlfriend To Wife
What Will Never Change Is
DOSTI ? ;->
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