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May, 13 2010
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''mere pyare allah mian tere raz b gehre hain
''mere pyare allah mian
tere raz b gehre hain
un k rozay sehri wale
mere 8 pehre hain
dawat roza khulwane ki
unain milay sarkari ha
mere bacha roza rak k
dhonta phirray iftari ha''
Ek PATHAN 500 ka naQli note le kr ek DUKAAN DAAR k pass gaya..
Ek PATHAN 500 ka naQli note le kr ek DUKAAN DAAR k pass gaya..
aur kaha k "SURF" de do...
DUKAAN DAAR ne kaha :
is note pr to QUAID-E-AZAM ki "TOPI" hi nhi hai..
PATHAN ne kaha: Topi DHULNAY gai hui hai isiliye to "SURF" mang raha hoon... ;->
ek zaruri suchna d
Ek Zaruri Suchna-
Driving Karte SaMay,
Sharab Matt Piyo,
Kyun Ki,
Kyun Ki,
SPEED BREAKER
Aa Jaane Se
Bottle Gir Sakti Hai..
Wat''s the similarity between
Wat''s the similarity between
U & a bottle of pepsi....
Sweet,
cool,
good,
easily available
And
Biggest similarity...
Dhakkan. . .
A bOy lOst In The mAll
A bOy lOst In The mAll
Started Shouting
F
F
F
F
F
WHY??
BCOZ
NEWTONS LAW OF MOTION
F=MA
SO HE WAS SHOUTING
MA
MA
MA
MA
MA
Maine Aaj Khwab Mai
Maine Aaj Khwab Mai
Aap Ko 1 Naye Rup Me
Dkha
- Jo Har Insaan k Kaam
Aane Wala
- Jo Har Kisi Ka Bojh
Uthane Wala
- Jo Har Waqt Maar
Khane Wala
In Shrt
Ek Gadhe K Rup Me Dekha ;->
New Degrees Of "DOG
New Degrees Of
"DOG"
DOG, DOGER, DOGEST ...
Congratulations To
Justice Justice
Abdul Hameed "Doger"
For Achieving 2nd Degree
Of DOG ...
Judge : Tum Teesri Adalat
Judge : Tum Teesri Adalat Main Aa Rahe Ho tumhain Sharam Nahi Aati ???
Pathan : Kocha , Tum Roz Aata Hy ,
Tum Ko Aati Hy Kia ??? ;->
Memon Ask2 Taxi Driver
Memon Ask2 Taxi Driver? Abdullah Shah Ghazi K Mazar Jaoge?
Taxi Driver: Haan Jaonga.
Memon Ne Jaib Se Shoper Nikala Or
Kaha Wapsi Mai Langar Ki Biryani Le Ana.
Education is such a wonderful and precious thing...
Education is such a wonderful and precious thing...
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I wonder why it is wasted on us... ;->
You are so smart
You are so smart
You are so beautiful,
You are so brilliant,
You are so lovely,
You are so cute,
Gee nahi gee:-
Jo kehta hae wohi hota hae.
A 60 years old bachelor
A 60 years old bachelor advertises his Zaoorat-e-rishta
after 1 month he got a letter "mian sahib" is umar mein RISHTA nahi FARISHTA aata hay.
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