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I Have A DouBt
I Have A DouBt
Why Ppl Use Shut Up
for Human Beings
And
Shut Down For
Computers...
While Prpose Of Both Is Same.....!!!!!! ;->
Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium?
Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium?
Sardar: BA
Professor:For sodium?
Sardar: NA
Professor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA
& 2 atoms of NA combined?
Sardar: BANANA
A promising young man
A promising young man
should go into politics so that he can
go on promising for the rest of his life.
Tamam Muslimz Sy Appeal Hey K Khuda K Liye
Tamam Muslimz Sy Appeal Hey
K Khuda K Liye
Walls,Iglo0,Sn0opy
Aur Om0re Ki Icecream Mat Khain
Q K.......
Dusr0n K0 Khatay Dkh Kr Mera B
Dil Kerta Hey 0r
Mera Gala Kharab Hey
Ek 10 saal ka kid bohot
Ek 10 saal ka kid bohot dhyan se ek book pad raha tha, jiska title tha: "Kids ka paalan poshan kaise kare".
Mother: Tum yeh book kyon pad rahe ho.
Kid: Mein yeh dekhna chahta Hun ke mera paalan poshan theek Tara se ho raha hai ya nahi.
Pundit:-Tumhare jeevan
Pundit:-Tumhare jeevan me 6 larkian ayengi.
Bow:Wow, kia bat hai.
Pandit:Ziada khush hone ki baat nahin hai.
1 ghar wali or 5 betiyan hain
apni property mere naam kar dena
B4 u speak.
(listen)
B4 u pray..
(forgive)
B4 u quit..
(try)
B4 U hate..
(love)
B4 u die.
(Apni Property Mere Naam Kar dena)
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.........L_(0)_l_____________(0)l
COORPORATION VAN
pagloon ko
uthane i hai
tumhay
apnnni dosti
ki kasam
plz
plz
bhag jaooo!![haha]
2 Liter Me Cheen Puhanch Gai Meri Taxi. . .
2 Liter Me Cheen Puhanch Gai Meri Taxi. . .
2 LitR Me Cheen Puhanch Gai Meri Taxi. . .
Na Aye YaQEen To Laga Lo 1.5 Litr Ki Pepsi. .;->
Teacher: Johny, if your father earned
Teacher: Johny,
if your father earned $100,000
and gave half of it to your mother,
what would she have?
Little johny: A heart a attack!
wife was about to
wife was about to give birth to a baby.
husband: If it looks like u, it would be great.
wife: If it looks like u, it would be a miracle.
A Sardar looking
A Sardar looking at sky asks another Sardar :
Is that a sun or moon?
Other Sardar replies :
Oye ! No idea…Im new to this city..
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