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May, 13 2010     113 chars (1 sms)     2968 views       Funny

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wOt wilL jYoti cAll h3r grAndAughter???
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s|mpLe-"pOti" :-D
Ek Din Donkeyz or Dogz ka Jaloos ja rha tha.

1 Donky bola: Hum pe Loug Q Zulum krte hen?

Dog Bola: Bhai Fiqar Matt kro

MAZLUMON KA SATHI HAI ALTAF HUSSAIN.
Tum sab dost meri zindgi ho,

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Aurr jigrr. . . . . . ?



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Insano mein kidhar . . . ?? :-p


Mujhe Jee bhar k rone do


Faraz


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Saari larkion k numbers abbu ne delet krdie hai :->
What Do U Get ?
When A Cow Dances.
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GUIDANCE.... (Gui-Dance)....!!
Son:Mujhe circus dekhna hai.
Papa:I M busy
Son: Waha 1 ladki chote-2 kapdo me
cheete pe sawari karti hai
Papa: Chalo chalte hai,
kaafi dino se cheeta nahi dekha


081209

Guess What is This?

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Abay Aaj Ki Date Hai.
AKHROT! :-)
IT''S A GIRLS WORLD...!!!


If Girl laughs loudly she''s Cheerful
If Boy laughs loudly he''s Mannerless

If Girl talks sweetly she''s Charming
If Boy talks sweetly he''s a Flirt

If Girl is shoping she''s Trendy
If Boy is shoping he''s Wasting Money

If Girl is silent she''s Feeling Sad
If Boy is silent he''s Being Rude

If Girls walk in group it''s a Group
If Boy walks in a group it''s a Gang

If Girl can''t come for a date she''s Busy
If Boy can''t he''s Lying.;-)


Aik marasi ka gadha masjid main ghus gia
Molvi sab ne marasi ki khoob bezti ki
marasi bola:
jan deo
molvi sab Janwar si aa gia

saano kadi vekhya aay.;->
The museum curator called today and spoke in animated tones.
He has a team of scientists who want to carbon date your bones!!
Have a great birthday
There''s a small gap between confidence and over-confidence .

You can kiss your girlfriend its Confidence .. Only you can kiss your girldfriend is Over-Confidence