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1 Job Offer Hai,
1 Job Offer Hai,
Sallery Rs 20000.
Kerni Hai Tu Reply Karo!
Zyada Mehnat Ka Kaam Nahi Hai,
Bus Samander Me Wiper Lagana Hai.
I''ve written nice poem 4 you
I''ve written nice poem 4 you.
Twinkle
Twinkle Little Star..
you should Know What you R..
& Once you
Know What you R..
Mental Hospital is not So Far..
1 day u’ll B srprisd 2
1 day u’ll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U.
U & ME laughing,
U & ME crying,
U & ME dreaming,
U & ME holding on,
U & ME…
just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.
read is dafa 3 jan 2010
Read
Is Dafa 3-jan-2010
Per Date Kuch istarah Ho Gi.
1 Larki Meray Sath Front Per Hogi,
Or Baqi Teen Back Saeat Per Hon Gi.
Amazing Na..
This Wll Never Happen Again In Life,
BecOZ Soon They Will Get Married.;->
So Don''t Jealous.
Dil diya tha MOHABBT
Dil diya tha MOHABBT ki nishani samajh kar,
Wo kha gaya use BIRYANI samajh kar.
Khoon-e-jiger B na chora zalim ne,
Wo B pi gaya LIMON PANI samajh kar.
''Teri surat pe ye dil haaru
''Teri surat pe ye dil haaru
Teri zarurat pe ye jaan vaaru
Jis din tera sms na aaye
Ji ye chahe teri kanpati pe 2 maaru.''
''Bhehar ki gali main paan ki dukan, Devdas ne
''Bhehar ki gali main paan ki dukan, Devdas ne dekhi Paro Ki muskan, Devdas ne khilaya paro ko paan, Khake paan Paro bolI "Shukriya Bhai Jan"''
perfect example for newtons 3rd law
Teacher:Tell me The perfect example for Newton''s 3rd law?
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Student:Every Time I open my Book,
My Eyes Close automatically..!
GOLDEN WoRDS
GOLDEN WoRDS
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2)
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6)
Gold k thay na.
Chori ho Ge.
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Agar mein president ban jayoon to kya ho?
Agar mein president ban jayoon to kya ho?
Zardari mujh par qatlana hamla karwa dey kyun k mera pehla order ho ga
"Tamam judge bahal kiye jayein aur har corrupted sey wasooli kar k raqam Pakistan par lagai jaye"
Na pooch teri judai k
Na pooch teri judai k lamhe hum kaise betate hain..
Pani main SURF EXCEL mila k straw se bulbulay banatay hain...
Meri Shairi Me Itni Gehrai Hai,
Meri Shairi Me Itni Gehrai Hai,
Meri Shairi Me Itni Gehrai Hai,
Tum Sab ka Chance Phinish,
Kyun K,
Katreena Tumhari Parjhai Hai,
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