70 yr old man asked his wife "do u feel sad wen u see me running behind young girls?"wife replied ''No not atall, even dogs chase cars but they can''t drive it.
Saare gawaahon aur bayaano ko madde nazr rkhte hue yh adalat penal code dafa 382 k teht msg prhne wle mujrm ko msg na bhjne k jurm me "kanjos" karar dti hai.. ;-)