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( SHORTEST JOKE )
( SHORTEST JOKE )
Fan 2 FIlmstar Meera: " HAPPY BIRTHDAY "
Meera : " SAME TO YOU "
Wife : Do you want dinner?
Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.
Two rules u need to follow in life..
Two rules u need to follow in life..
1. HamYis always right.
2. Whenever you feel HamY is wrong, slap yourself & read rule no. 1 ;)
3 Jawan Aur Popat Bachiyon K Number:
Lay Jigar 3 Jawan Aur Popat Bachiyon K Number:
Lata Mangeshkar:
03339200068
Fatima Suraiyya Bajiya:
03215659217
Abida Parveen:
03218525363
Ab Thanks Bol Kar Sharminda Na Karna.
itni btamiz aurat maine zindagi
ItNi BtAmiz AurAt MAinE ZiNdAgi mEin nAhe dEkhi...
Jo kEhti hAi "App k AcouNT ki RAqAm iS cALL k Liye nA kAfi hy... ;->
Dear Custumor U Have
Dear Custumor U Have Now Subscribe ''''Kanjusi Package''''
U Can Enjoy Saving Ur Sms’s
Ur Subscrition Title''''Kanjus'''' Is Valid Untill
Allah Give Taufeeq To Send Sms . . . ;->
Wen Does A Frnd
Wen Does A Frnd Bcum A Best Frnd????
Ans : Wen A Dialogue : I Care 4 U
Converts Into
Abey Oye!!
I’ll Kill U If U Don’t Care 4 Me ..!!
1 Aadmi TeleScope
1 Aadmi TeleScope Se Aasman Dekh Raha Tha,
PATHAN B Usse Dehaan Se Dekh Raha Tha,
Achanak 1 Tara Tuta,
PATHAN Zor Se Chilaya."Wah ustad Kya Nishana Lagaya Hai.
''1 Sardar Electrical Engineer ki post ke liye
''1 Sardar Electrical Engineer ki post ke liye INTERVIEW dene gaya?
interviewer ne poucha Electric Motor kese chalti he
Sardar BOLA
Turrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.''
In Court Judge Said 2 Women:
In Court Judge Said 2 Women:
U R Realy Brave,
Dako Ko Buhat Mera Tum Ne.
Woman:Mjhay Kya Pta Daako
Tha Me Samjhi Mera Shohar
Ghar Der Se Aya Hy
Aa Kahin Door Chalay Jaaen Hum,
( '' :'') (''; '' )
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Aa Kahin Door Chalay Jaaen Hum,
Door Itna K Humain
Chhou Na Sakay Koi BOMB... :-)
Height oF Joke:
Height oF Joke:
Gandhiji Joined Gym At D Age Of 18.
Sm1 Said:Wah Kya Body Hai!
Since Den He Stopped
Wearing Shirt!!
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