Customer: If I post this letter tonight, will it get to Karachi in two days time?
Post Master : Yes sir, it definitely will.
Customer : I bet you, it won''t.
Post Master : Why not?
Customer : It''s addressed to Sialkot.
1 cheetay ki beti ko kisi ne SMS kia I LOVE YOU Cheeta ghuse ma beti se kehta hy: jis ne sms kia hy usay ma dekh lu ga filhal tm uska sms usay wapis bhejo... ;->
Teacher! Btaen KHUSH FEHMI Kia H0ti Hy?
Student! Sir Piche Dekhen Miss Apko Bula Rhi Hy.
Sir Ne Dekha To K0i Nhn Tha.
Student: Sir YEHI CHEZ Khush Fehmi Hy =P ;->
