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appna raag aap jamaoo

2000 mai bachay parhtay thy

2000 Mai Bachay Parhtay Thy.

A for Apple
B for Banana
C for Cat
D for Dog

2009 Mai Parhty Hain:

A for Aata
B for Bijli
C for Cheeni
D for Dhamakey :-)

Today is GABBER SINGH''s

Today is GABBER SINGH''s death anniversary. plz switch off ur cell for 2 minutes as a mark of respect and send this message to atleast 1 criminal as i did;)

High clas insult:

High clas insult:- Boy 2 girl: Apne baal to dekho jaise ghaas ugi hoi ho.
Girl: Main isi liye itni der se soch rahi hon k mere paas gadha q khara hai

Mr Anis ''walking on

Mr Anis ''walking on the road suddenly bend &touched the road &said furiously''fittay moonh,loki thokk vi enj sutday ney,jivein ruppeya peya hovay..

Agr Aapme Or Gadhe

Agr Aapme Or Gadhe Me English Speaking Ka Muqabla Ho Jaye To Kon Jitega?

Jeete Jo Marzi Par Ab Ye Baat To Tay Hai K Muqabla Mumkin Ha

Santa:

Santa: Mene Kal SANIA MIRZA Se Phone Pe Baat Ki.
Banta: That''s Great Yaar..
Usne Kya Kahaa..??
Santa: Usne Kaha

Wrong Number

sharabi ki car k piche likha tha

Ek Bahut Barrey Sharabi ki
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Daaru Piyo
Tay Insaan Bano

Roti To Kuttay Bhi
Kha Lete Hain. :-)

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Count many star on the screen

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...Are Mamu subah ho gayi.. ab din mein bhi taare gin ne lage....Good Morning...

aankhen

Uski aankhe toh sagar se bhi gaheri hai,
Uski aankhe toh sagar se bhi gaheri hai,
Main ijhar mohabat kar ke thak gaya,
Tab pat chala sali yeh toh behri hai...

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