Mehbob k hath may hai kalion ki mala....

Mehbob k hath may hai kalion ki mala....
Mehbob k hath may hai kalion ki mala....

Zara ghor frmain...

Mehbob k hath may hai kalion ki mala.............

"BAITHO BAITHO LIAO DAALA"
  

May, 21 2010     147 chars (1 sms)     1865 views       Funny

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Examiner:y r u under tension?
Did u forget hall ticket,ID,or calculator?

stdnt-No Sir!

By mistake i brought tomorrow exam''s Chit today:-)
How woman calls their husband in first 6 years
Yr 1.Janu
Yr 2.O G.
Yr 3.Sunte ho?
Yr 1.O bunty k pappa
Yr 1.Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 1.Tum aate ho k main aaon?
The most rommantic country of the world?



guess!




pakistan
u know y?




har raat candle light dinner :-)
(thanks to W.A.P.D.A & KESC)
Mohabat Itni Karu K Farq Na rahe

Intezar itna karu k Waqt na rahe

Bahrosa itna karu k Shak na rahe

Aur

aur

aur

Miss Itna karu k Dooooori na rahe :) :)
A man robs a bank and takes hostages.
He asks the 1st hostage, "did you see me rob the bank".
The hostage answers "yes". The robber, promptly, shoots him in the head. Then he asks the 2nd hostage if he saw him rob the bank. The hostage answers, "no, but my wife did" . . . ;->
A Student Attached A 100 Rupee Note
To His Test Paper N Wrote

"Rs 1 For 1 Mark"
The Paper Checker Sent Him

Rs 81 Back N Wrote

"U Got 19 Marks Keep The Change"
Arz Kia Hai . . .

Aathma Chor Gayi Sharir Purana

wAh wAh . . .

Aathma Chor Gayi Sharir Purana



Didi Tera Devar Dewana
Didi Tera Devar Dewana ;->
Agar Aasman tak mera haath jata,
Agar Aasman tak mera haath jata,



To phir mein normal insan na hota, waisey tum kya samjhe they?
"Doctor, doctor, will I be able to play the violin after the operation?"

"Yes, of course..."

"Great! I never could before!"
SMS bhejan da nahi si shonk saanu
Teri yaad ne mobile fada dita
Message likhde likhde space muki
Assi overwrite alloweed la dita
yaara mereya message reply karin
Assi apna farz nibha dita ;->
someone says whisky hotihai risky,
while someone says whisky bina zindgi miss ki,
but i say rum beer ya whisky nahi vo ladki se jyada risky.
cheers
''''MARRIAGE''''

Is Nature''s Way

Of Preventing

''''PEOPLE''''

From Fighting With

''''STRANGERS'''' ... ;->