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CA PAPER DEC 2009 HAS BEEN LEAKED OUT.
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CA PAPER DEC 2009 HAS BEEN LEAKED OUT.
CA PAPER DEC 2009 HAS BEEN LEAKED OUT.
DAILY DAWN:
CA PAPER DEC 2009 HAS BEEN LEAKED OUT.
Q) Wat is da capital of France?
ON DEC 2009: Students write PARIS is da capital of France
RESULT DAY: Students FAILED
EXAMINER COMMENT(wid a devil laugh): capital of France is "F".:-D
CONCLUSION: Even if da paper leaks student cannot pass. Hahaha.
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Chahti Thi
Main Us Se Kuch Puchna
Chahta Tha
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Bethe Rahe Aur Exam
Over Ho Gaya
when we throw a ball in the air
when we throw a ball in the air why does it come down?
no Physics answers
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bcoz no one is there up 2 catch the ball:-DB-):-)
maheena maheena kaisy nhi nahatay
A pathan said to his friend:
“mujhy smajh nahi aati k log
maheena maheena kaisy nhi nahatay?
Mujhy to 28vein din kharish hona shuru ho jati hai
we must believe in
We Must Believe In
LUCK ...
For
How Else Can We
Explain
''The Success Of Those
We Do Not Like ...!" ;->
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>> "Doctor, doctor
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Dil se roye magar honto se muskura baithay,
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Wo hume eik SmS na kar paye.
Jin k liye Hum SmS package on karwa baithay.
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Its Amrita Rao.. because Kareena pe FIDA hone se pehle Shahid ne Amrita ke saath ISHQ VISHQ kiyaa aur phir VIVAH kiyaa..:))
A boy on date with girl hn BMW jan mai yum sy 1 baat
A boy on date with girl hn BMW jan mai yum sy 1 baat
chupai
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k I''m already married.
GirL:oh God! Tum ne tu dara he diya.
Main samjhi ye car tumari nahi..;->
Runaway ur father is coming
Girl n Boy were siting alone in d garden..
Girl-Do something which makes my heart beat faster..
Boy-Runaway ur father is coming!!!
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Beta Baap Se: Agr
Cricket Mei Ksi Player
Ki Nazar Kamzor Ho Jaye
Tou Us k Saath Kia Krty
Hyn ???
Baap: Beta Usay
Umpire Bna Dia Jata Hy,
Jese "SIMON TAUFFEL" ;->
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