Who Let You Get On The Horse .

Who Let You Get On The Horse .
Who Let You Get On The Horse ...
You Witch''s Child?









Can''t Understand...!








Tenu Ghori Kinnay Charhaya Bhootni K...? ;->
  

May, 14 2010     160 chars (1 sms)     1731 views       Funny

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If ever u start missing

Ur School days

Ur class

Ur friend circle

Ur canteen or nothng abt ur skooling thn

Just

Just

Just

Open ur report cards

Sara nasha utar

Jaega;-)
Question: Why do some teachers
wear sunglasses?
Answer: Because their
students are very bright! ;-)
I am missing U.



I am missing U.



I am missing U.









Don''t believe!



See I am on journey and u r not with me, it means u r missing.
Ek 10 saal ka kid bohot dhyan se ek book pad raha tha, jiska title tha: "Kids ka paalan poshan kaise kare".

Mother: Tum yeh book kyon pad rahe ho.
Kid: Mein yeh dekhna chahta Hun ke mera paalan poshan theek Tara se ho raha hai ya nahi.
V e r y
T r u e ...

Every Woman
Is Wrong
Until
She Cries,
And Then
She Is Right,
Instantly ... =P ;)
Why Is A River Rich?



























































































Bco Z It Has Two Banks!!
aj raat 2 bar 11 baje ge or 2 bar 12 kon kehta hai k guzra waqt dobara hath nhi ata arey pakistan mai sab possible hai yar geo zardari
Teacher : 2 aisi cheezo k naam batao,
jinhe Nashte me nhi kha skte.



Sid: Sir, LUNCH AUR DINNER.!
shaadi k din kareeb aye to maha ko diting ka shaok hova .mein le ayi Sufi ko.kyunk sufi per aiteybar jo tha.subha hoi to dekha na Maha thi na sufi.
If You Find A Cute Friend ...

Hold Him With Both Hands

Bcoz

A Gud Friend Comes Once In A Lifetime ..



Ok




Ok






Ab Chorho B, Mjhe Der Ho Rahi Hy ;->


A man meets a frnd aftr a long time & notices he is wearing an earing.
"Wen did u start wearing Earing?"


Friend: Ever since my Wife found one in my Car!! ;->
Why Kareena did not marry Shahid

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Bcz she wanted a new surname after marriage

Not Kapoor agiain...