Yaar Ranjha Chala Gya

Yaar

Ranjha Chala Gya

Mahiwal Duub Gya

Majnu Bhi Nahi Raha

Romeo Bhi nahi

Meri Bhi Tabiyat Ab Theek Nahi Rehti

Pata Nahi Ab Larkiyon Ka Kia Banega ;->

May, 18 2010 196 chars (2 sms) 2269 views Funny

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"Ek LARKI Ki DUA"

"Ek LARKI Ki DUA"

Qasam Se Har Ek Larka Bhula DonGi,

Sab hi Ki Tasverain Jala DonGi,

Ek Tum hi Raho Gy Iss Dil Me !

Balance Dalwa Do Bhout Dua DonGi

lunch aur dinner

Teacher : 2 aisi cheezo k naam batao,
jinhe Nashte me nhi kha skte.

Sid: Sir, LUNCH AUR DINNER.!

A suicide bomber to Mulla Umer:

A suicide bomber to Mulla Umer:

Sir jee! barood thora kum dala karen Last time hamara Aadmi jannat se bhi aagay nikal gaya tha. . . . . .!!!

Shakespare Said

Shakespare Said

Don’t Worry
B’coz If U Worry U Get Wrinkles On Ur Face
So
Why Don’t U Smile n Get A Dimple On Ur Face
Wish U Lots Of Dimplez

computer is shameles

Computer Is Shameless
Why?

?

?

B''coz, It Has Hardware & Software But

No
Underwear..?

pepsi

mufti muniBurehman ney kaha hai
k rozy 30 rkahy jhey ghy
kisi ney pocha is saal kiyooon..
jawab mila
,
,
,
,
,
,
,
,
Kis Ne Kaha Tha Pepsi 65 ki Kardo
ab bughtooo.

Teacher

Teacher : Mein chahti hun ki tum jeewan me teji se aage badho..
Raaste ki rukavaton ko kuchal do...

Student : Toh saaf kahiye na ki aap humein blue line bus ka driver banana
chahti ho..

Teacher: jab clock pe

Teacher: jab clock pe 13 bjy ka time ho to us tim kya wakt ho ga..?

Student: Sir us tim clock thek krwany ka wakt ho ga..!!

Santa: Tum guitar

Santa: Tum guitar bahot acha bajate ho!
Me bahar khada sun raha tha
Banta: Mai kahan baja raha tha?
Mai to uske upar se dhul jhad raha tha

sports news

~SPORTS NEWS~

The Most Dangerous Match of 2009 Coming on MAY 12 Between MQM & ANP, on the Roads of KARACHI.
Both Teams r waiting 4 this Match...
ANP called his Talented Players 4m Tribal Areas..
MQM will Play with his local but most experience Players..
Umpires: POLICE & RANGER... Live & Exclusive only on TV.. Don''t Miss it.. For more detail Visit Karachi on May 12 at 8am till 10pm.. ;->

interview with pathan

Ek Sindhi Aur Pathan ka Interview Tha:

Sindhi se:

Q: Taleem
A: B.A

Q: Pakistan kab bana?
A: Koshish pehle se jari thi per 1947 mai.

Q: Pakistan ka PM kon hai?
A: Boht aye gaye hain lekin ab Geelani Sahab hain.

Pathan ye sub sun raha tha usne teeno ans yaad ker liye.

Pathan se:

Q: Naam?
A: B.A

Q: Kab Paida huwe?
A: Koshish pehle se jari thi per 1947 mai.

Q: Baap ka Naam?
A: Boht aye gaye hain lekin ab Geelani Sahab hain

Ek din me uske sath gaya date per,

Ek din me uske sath gaya date per,

Phir usne apni birthday pe bulaya cake pr,

Hum ne kuch baten ki beth kr,

Uske bhai ne hamari baten sunli late kr,

Phir usne mujhe chamat lgaya khench kr,

Ek haftey tak me leta rha bed pr,

Ab kabhi nahi jaonga date pr... =P ;->

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