lunch aur dinner

Teacher : 2 aisi cheezo k naam batao,
jinhe Nashte me nhi kha skte.

Sid: Sir, LUNCH AUR DINNER.!

May, 05 2010 109 chars (1 sms) 13033 views Funny

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Pataane Se Na Pate,Esi Koi Ladki Nahin,

Pataane Se Na Pate,Esi Koi
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British ne esa bridge bnaya jo 2countrys ko milata ha PAKISTAN ne esa brige bnaya jo direct ALLAH TALA se milata ha

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Husband:
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