I''ve written a poem

I''ve written a poem for you: Twinkle twinkle little star, you should know what you are, and once you know what you are, Mental hospital is not so far.

May, 25 2010 151 chars (1 sms) 3517 views Funny

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I Filled In A Form At A
Dating Agency Recently
Describing My Ideal
Woman, "She Should Be
Pretty Cute, Into Water
Sports And Group
Activities Plus Look
Good In Black"
The Agency Replied
Me Back And Told Me
"I Should Marry
Penguin ..." ;->

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mera sath dinner
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wo bhi aap k ghar par

"BAHR-UL-KAHIL"

Teacher: "BAHR-UL-KAHIL"
Kisay kEhtAy hAin?

StudEnt: Jo bEhrA oR KahiL Ho
Usay Bahr-ul-kahil
Kehtay hAin.

For All The People

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Who Have Got Their
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Us ki ankhon mein lagta tha k mery pyar ka nasha hai
"paPpu"

Wo to baad mein pata chala kameeni CHARAS peeti thi... ;

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DOSTO!
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Teacher: Spell It.

Pathan: I Think I was Born in N.W.F.P. :-)

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I''ve written a poem

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