I''ve written a poem

I''ve written a poem
I''ve written a poem for you: Twinkle twinkle little star, you should know what you are, and once you know what you are, Mental hospital is not so far.
  

May, 25 2010     151 chars (1 sms)     2946 views       Funny

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Ekdin Sardar sapne mein apni maut hote hue dekha.
Next day unhone apni ICICI BANK A/c. Close kar dia.
Why??
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Because ICICI Bank''s Slogan : "WE MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE"........
Jo Dil Main Hai USay Jatate Rehna

Jise Chahte Ho Usey Btate Rehna


Nahi Tou




Nahi Tou



Us Ki Shaadi Me ''''TENT'''' Aur ''''KURSI'''' Sajate Rehna ;->
Wife : Honey ...... What are You Looking for ?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? U''ve been reading our marriage certificate 4 an
hour ...?? Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.
PATHAN proposed grl with romantic poetry:
kutta mar gaya razi mian ...
mian pagal hon teri judai main..
gobar pe machar beth nahi sakta...
PATHAN tere bina reh nahi sakta ..:$
Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lord, I said kaun ‘Sa Law’ kehta hai?
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you''re wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you''re right, shut up.
''Do Lover Park Mai Bethe Chips Kha Rahe The Ankhon Mai Ankhen Daal K,

Girl Sharma K:
Ap Itne Ghor Se Kiya Dekh Rahe Ho?

Boy: Thoro Thoro Kha
"Bukhi"..''


Pathan India gya whan barish ho rahi thi,
wo mander me ja kr bagwan ko bahir phank ker bola,
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"Kdi na wi lya kr maama"... ;->
''Ashik ban gaya,Mat karo waar,
Bura nahee ye pyaar,Bura hai intezaar.
Letter diyaa to, Thappad mat maro yaar,
Bura nahee ye ikraar,Bura hai inkaar.
Sharaabee bana to,Mat dalo ilzaam,
Bura nahee ye jaam,Bura hai anjaam.''
Teacher: Tum Badey
Ho Kr Kia Karo Gy ?

Student: Shaadi ..

Teacher: nahi, Mera
Matlab Hy Kia Banogy ?

Student: Dulha ..

Teacher: Oho .. I Mean
Badey Ho Kr Kia Hasil
Kro Gy ?

Student: Dulhan ..

Teacher: Uffo .. Matlab
Aisa Kia Karo ge, Jo
Tum n e Pehly Kbhi
Nahi Kia >

student: Nikkah ... =P ;)
Ek Hair Transplant Kerney Wali
Company Ney Add Banaya Hae:






Aap Shaher Say Ayin Ya Pind Say..






Hamein Hamdardi Hay Sirf Aap Ki Tind Say..!! :-D
A Boy went to meet his GF. When he came back at home, mom asked:

Kaha gay thay??

Boy: UssE milne....

Mom: Kislie???

Boy: Han bohat KISS lie:p