I''ve written a poem for you: Twinkle twinkle little star, you should know what you are, and once you know what you are, Mental hospital is not so far.
Girl: Is dress ki kia keemat hay..
Shopkeeper: 5 kiss
Girl: Or us dress ki kia keemat hay
Shopkeeper: 10 kiss
Girl: ok dono dressess pack kardo is ka bill dadi dengi
After returning back from a foreign trip,
santa asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Santa: In London a lady asked me r u a foreigner?