I''ve written a poem

I''ve written a poem
I''ve written a poem for you: Twinkle twinkle little star, you should know what you are, and once you know what you are, Mental hospital is not so far.
  

May, 25 2010     151 chars (1 sms)     2643 views       Funny

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''1 sharif admi shadi ke bad apni bv se bola:
Ajse tum hi meri zenat ho, izat ho, tamanna ho
Bivi:Mere lye bhi aj se ap hi Mohsin ho,Irfan ho, Zubair ho,Imran ho.''
Smart man + smart woman = Romance

Smart man + dumb woman = Affair

Dumb man + smart woman = Marriage

Dumb man + dumb woman = Pregnancy


Banta owned a factory.
He issued orders that only married
men would be employed.
Friend asks: Why this ?

Bant reply:
Because married men are more obedient.

Once there was Fight between teeth & tongue;


teeth: manay zra sa dabana hai or tumhari cheekh nikal aani hai



t0ngue:manay th0ri si bakwas karni hai or tum 32 k 32 bahir ho gay:-D
Good time,
bad time,
night time,
day time,
work time,
off time,
sad time,
happy time,
in the mean time i''m thinking of you all the time
A punjabi women in London, Telling 2 english doctor about her baby''s illnes. . . Doctor My baby is ill 1week da, Na eat da na sleep da, Bus weep da e weep da.
Girl: Mujhe 1 Aesa Shohar Chahiye Jo Achi Achi Baaten Kare,
Hansi Mazaq Kare,
Or Mere Liye Romantic Gaane Gaye!


Larka: Tumhen Shohar Nhi

FM Radio Chahiye
AQWAAL-E-ZAREEN
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choro.
AAP par konsa asar hona hy... :-
Today I remained very sad just b coz of you.



Feeling Guilty that y I have punished u

Then I thought that the persons like u must be hanged not punished.
Yeh Jo Hai Na... Yeh Jo Haath Mein Pakra Hai...Yeh Sirf Msg Receive Karne Ke Liye Nahin Hai... Iss Se Msg Jaate Bhi Hain...Try kar k dekhain..Hahaha!
A simple bye make us cry,

A simple joke make us laugh,,

Simple care make us fall in love.

I hope my simple SMS make u think of me...!!!


Beta Baap Se: Agr
Cricket Mei Ksi Player
Ki Nazar Kamzor Ho Jaye
Tou Us k Saath Kia Krty
Hyn ???

Baap: Beta Usay
Umpire Bna Dia Jata Hy,
Jese "SIMON TAUFFEL" ;->