I''ve written a poem

I''ve written a poem
I''ve written a poem for you: Twinkle twinkle little star, you should know what you are, and once you know what you are, Mental hospital is not so far.
  

May, 25 2010     151 chars (1 sms)     2313 views       Funny

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BaThRooM SoNgS:

LooSe MoTioN: RuK RuK RuK ArAy BaBa RuK!


QaBz: EK bAr Aja Aja Aja Aja Aaa Jaa!


GaS TrOubLe: HaWa HaWa E HaWa KhUsHbU LuTa De.. :-
PHYSICS TEACHER: Now
As You All Know The
Law Of Gravity Explains
Why V Stay On Earth ... !

PAPPU: but Sir!
Where Did People Stay
Before The Law Was
Passed ? ;->
''Mein to pehle hi Uskey Bhai se Buri tarah pit chuka hon

Faraz!!!



Ab woh kehti hai, "to Phir Aao Mujhko Satao"
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This poem was nominated 4 best poem of 2005,
written by an African child:

When i born, i black.
When i grow up, i black. When i go in sun, i black.
When i get cold i black. When i scared, i black. When i sick, i black & when i die, i still black.
And u White fellas:
When u born, u pink. When u grow up, u white. When u go in sun, u red. When u cold, u blue. When u scared, u yellow. When u sick, u green. When u die, u grey,
But u call me colored . . . ;->


1 Hathi Romantic mood mei
1 chunti ko cherta hai.
chunti ghusay mei
Hathni k pas ja k kehti he:

Apny awara shohar ko smjha lo
warna mard hamary ghar me b hain

Husband to Wife: Main Tumhari Roz Roz ki Farmaishon Se
Tang Aa Gaya Hon.

Is liye Khud Khushi Karne Ja Raha Hon.

Wife: Acha Ek White Saari to Dila Den
Main Iddat K Dino Mai Pehnungi.
SaChI MuHaBbAt BeZuBaN HotI HaI,



Ye To AaNkHoN Se BaYaN HotI HaI,



MuHaBbAt MaI DaRd MiLe To KyA HowA,
DaRd k LiyE
2 GoLiPoNsTaN
HoTi HaI.:-P
Smile is the sec0nd best thing U can d0 with yr lips...

Of c0urse U kn0w the first 0ne :)

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Its keeping ur m0uth shut !! :D
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Nigahain aj b us Kuttay ko tlash krti hy
pappu



Jis ne kaha tha
Loadshading 2010 mei khatam hojae gi ;->

Roza Hmain Sabr Krnay K Dars deta Hai,
Is Liay aP Sab Log Ramzan Shareef Me
Loadsheding Per Sabr Kr K Sachay
Muslman Honay kA Sabot Dain.

ManjAnib
Wapda
K.E.S.C
P.E.P.C.O

Thanx
Regards

Raja Pervaiz Ashraf... ;->
If You Are Job Less ... !

Then

Scroll ... !!!













































Kerne Se Kuch Bhi Nahi Milega ... ;->
A WOMEN 2 A DOCTOR: MERA BETA MOTORCYCLE SE GIR GAYA. DOCTOR: I DONT KNOW URDU. PLZ SPEAK IN ENGLISH. WOMEN: MY LONDA GIRONDA FROM HONDA.:)