I''ve written a poem

I''ve written a poem for you: Twinkle twinkle little star, you should know what you are, and once you know what you are, Mental hospital is not so far.

May, 25 2010 151 chars (1 sms) 2607 views Funny

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Laday To Other Lady : What Do Use For Washing Dishes. . . ?

Laday To Other Lady : What Do Use For Washing Dishes. . . ?

Other Lady : Oh, I Tried Many Things But Found My Husband Best. . . ;->

zardari k ley bura w

Zardari K Ley Bura Waqt Kab Ho Ga?

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Simple Jan|X
Jab Qoum K Ley Acha Waqt Ho Ga, , ,=P;->

Teacher-If 1000 Kgs= Ton.

Maths Teacher Was Teaching
Mathematical Conversions

Teacher-If
1000 Kgs= Ton.
Then

For 3000 Kgs
=How Much?

Santa-
Ton!Ton!Ton!

Judge, Mujrim S

Judge, Mujrim Se, Batao Tumari Akhari Kwaish Kia Hai ?
Mujrim,

Aik Mob Nokia N73
5 Karror Rupay
Apki Beti Se Shadi,
USA Ka Viza,
2 Saal Ka Hanimon,
6 7 Bachay Jo Apko Nana Nana Kahe Aur Mujhe Papa,
Un Ki Shadi Karwa Dun Us K Bad Ap Jo Fasila Do Mujhe Manzor Hoga..

time there was a sexy girl

Once upon a time there was a sexy girl.

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Sharm karo begharato mulk de halat
vekho te apne jazbat vekho.

''Yeh Jo Hath Me

''Yeh Jo
Hath Me
4 inch ka dabba Pakda Hai Na

Yeh Sirf Msg
Receive Karne K
Liye Nahi Hai

Iss Se Msg
Send Bhi Hote Hai,

Try krke dekho
Its possible''

Galib Ne Bhari Mehfil Me Sher Mara,

Galib Ne Bhari Mehfil Me Sher Mara,
Galib Ne Bhari Mehfil Me Sher Mara

Fir Kya Hua?

Fir Hona Kya Tha
Sherni Vidhwa Ho Gayi

''No Balance Pls Call Me Urgent Plz Plz

''No Balance Pls Call Me Urgent
Plz Plz

Is Sms Ko Apny Doston Ko Byjo
Or Dekho Kitny Bywkoof Isy Pura Nai Parhty

Height Of Inspiration

Height Of Inspiration

College Ka 1 Student College K Toilet Mai Gya

Jab Ander Ja K Wo Cummood Pe Betha To Samnay Likha Tha

Itna Zor Taleem Per Dete To Exam Mai A+ Grade Laitay

AaM khAnE sE sEhAt Achi HotI HaI FArAz . .

AaM khAnE sE sEhAt Achi HotI HaI FArAz . . .

Ye kEh k woH MerI RerHi sE 2 kiLo AaM Le
gAyA . . . . .;->

After Putting Us

After Putting Us In Fire
Of Love And You Are
Sweetly Sleeping

Nai Samajh Aai
Nalaiq ???

Ye Lo

Aggan La k Sanu Ishq
Diyan Tey Ap Mithee
Neend Sona Ae ... ;->

A boy 2 pathan:

A boy 2 pathan:
mai agar chahon to tamam pathano
ko janat se nikal kar jahanum main la sakta hoon.

Pathan:kaise?
Boy:main jahanum mai naswar
ka dukan kholon ga

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I''ve written a poem

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