Man: Is there any way for long life?

Man: Is there any way for long life?

Dr: Get married.Man: Will it help?

Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come

May, 21 2010 131 chars (1 sms) 2354 views Funny

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Check Out 3D Msg First Time On Ur Mobile...

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Nice Hai Na?
Agär Käho To Kal 4 D bhejun?

One day RAVAN

One day RAVAN went to disco...
aur woh behosh ho gaya,
due to shock..!

why...??

bcoz the entry fee was Rs. 1500 per head.

Maa: beta shadi u

Maa: beta shadi us larki se karna jo perhezgar ho, 5 waqt k namazi ho, hafiz e quran ho, sharef ho

Beta: maa mein ne shadi karni hai DAMM nai karwana...

2 Married Men Talking-

2 Married Men Talking-
10yrs Ago,
Whenever I Returned Home,
My Dog Used To Greet Me By Barking & My Wife By Kissing.

Now They Both Exactly Do The Opposite

''Doctor 2 Charsi:

''Doctor 2 Charsi: Cigerette Noshi Insan Ko Aahista Aahista Maar Deti Hai...
Charsi: Te Theek Ay.....Saanu Keri Jaldi Ay.....? ;-) B-)''

Jab raat ko koi aap pe charh jae

Jab raat ko koi aap pe charh jae
aur apni moochon se apko Chhoye
Apni Balon wali Taangen aap pe rakhe
to Samajh jana k Yeh

Cockroach Hai..!!

Shohar ko mukamal aram ki zaroorat hai.

Doctor:
Aap k Shohar ko mukamal aram ki zaroorat hai..!

Ye neend ki goliyan Le Jayen

Biwi:
Ye mein inhen
kis waqt doon?

Doctor:
Jab mein aaon... =P ;->

REPORTER: Laaluji, t

REPORTER: Laaluji, the poor women in bihar

dont have clothes to wear.

LAALU: U FOOL,tum FTV dekhe ho?

Rich women bhi cloth nahin pehanti hai.

Yeh fashionwa hai .

MAiN TuM k0 BAtAoN kE koN hAi "HuSSy",,,

MAiN TuM k0 BAtAoN kE koN hAi "HuSSy",,,

Ye w0hi hAi Jo kAr gAyA PAkiStAni TeAM k0 KhAsSi.. ;->

Zara Si Mobile Men

Zara Si Mobile Men De Jagah Tu

Zara Sa Inbox Le Saja..

Zara Sa Sent Items Me Ja Tu...

Zara Sa Balance Ko Le Ghata.

Me Bhejun SMS Tujh

Ko Meri Jaan Bepanah..

After a quarrel..

After a quarrel..

Wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."

The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn''t notice." :P

What is d Diffrnce btwn POETRY

What is d Diffrnce btwn POETRY n ESSAY ?

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Any Word uttered by a GrlFrnd is POETRY.

Anything said by Wife is an ESSAY...

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