Pathan Pilot Kamyabi K Baad

Pathan Pilot Kamyabi K Baad Apna Jahaaz Land Kernay Pe Bohat Khush Hua..

Nichay Utarnay Pe Staff Ne Usay Hatho Hath Lia Or Airman Uski Wardi Utarnay Me Help Karnay Lagay..

Pathan (Fakhar Se):
Aaj Main Ne India K 4 Jahaaz, 2 Helicopter Or 1 Aabdoz Ko Mara Hai..

Airman:
Wo Sub To Theek Hai Lekin Sir G Ap Ne 1 Ghalti Ker Di Hai..

Pathan:
Kon C Ghalti?

Airman:
Bas Ap Isi Khushi Me India He Land Kar Gaye Hain..=P:-D

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"Never say I Failed 1000 Times,

"Never say I Failed 1000 Times,
Say that I Discovred 1000 Ways that can Cause Failure"

(Thomas Edison)

Moral:
Bagairat ho jana par Man''na nahi =P ;)

Once a husband

Once a husband and wife were preparing to go office and the wife thought she would drive today for the office.

Wife : Chalo na car me kahin ghumne chalte hai, aur car me drive karungi!

Huband : “Agar tum car drive karogi to jayenge car mein, aayenge akhbaar mein”!!

One persn asks to another

One persn asks to another
bhai yeh khushi kya hoti hai..?
second person replies..p
ata nahi bhai meri toh BACHPAN mein hi shaadi ho gayi thi.

Girls in diff languages

Girls in diff languages

Arabi=hurma
Irani= dosheza
French=fure
Hindi=kania
Italian=amito
Maxican=monaro
German=amisa

In our sindh?

Haedi wah ji chhori aa,

Any Degree Of Shaterring,

Any Degree Of
Shaterring, Battering, Tattering Will Nullify My Spirit ... ?

I''m Like
Those Cartoon Figures
Th8 Being Kneaded Flat
By Passing Trucks
And
Plump Up Again .. ! (:

GOLDEN WoRDS

GOLDEN WoRDS

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Gold k thay na.
Chori ho Ge.
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It iS A ChALLeNgE f0r u..

It iS A ChALLeNgE f0r u..

Ap KAbhi Bh¡ kAr nAhi sAktE..
HimAt hy t0 kAr kE DikhA0..

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MErE # pE 100 kA LoAd... ;->

On airport 3 mOn airport 3 menen

On airport 3 men were wating 4 their sons

Hindu:
Hamare amirzade ne ana hai.

Muslim:
Hamare navabzade ne ana hai.

Sardar:
saaday v haramzade ne ana a.

son was filling application form.

son was filling application form.

There was a question about mother tongue.

Son! Mai ithay ki likhaan?

Man! likh day putar, VERY LONG.

''Wo Apne Mun Per Colour La

''Wo Apne Mun Per Colour Laga Kar Aai
Aur Mujhse Ye Kehne Lagi FARAZ...

Hara Laal Neela
Mun Karlo Rangeela... :-)''

''Faraz Aaj Sheher-e-Ishq Bhi Hay Mohabbat Say Khaali

''Faraz Aaj Sheher-e-Ishq Bhi Hay Mohabbat Say Khaali

Wah Wah

Faraz Aaj Sheher-e-Ishq Bhi Hay Mohabbat Say Khaali
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Kameez Teri Kaali Tay Sohnay Phulla Wali:-)''

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