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Pathan Pilot Kamyabi K Baad
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Pathan Pilot Kamyabi K Baad
Pathan Pilot Kamyabi K Baad
Pathan Pilot Kamyabi K Baad Apna Jahaaz Land Kernay Pe Bohat Khush Hua..
Nichay Utarnay Pe Staff Ne Usay Hatho Hath Lia Or Airman Uski Wardi Utarnay Me Help Karnay Lagay..
Pathan (Fakhar Se):
Aaj Main Ne India K 4 Jahaaz, 2 Helicopter Or 1 Aabdoz Ko Mara Hai..
Airman:
Wo Sub To Theek Hai Lekin Sir G Ap Ne 1 Ghalti Ker Di Hai..
Pathan:
Kon C Ghalti?
Airman:
Bas Ap Isi Khushi Me India He Land Kar Gaye Hain..=P:-D
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Yaad hai main
Yaad hai main tumhare ghar main aya tha . tum chair par soyi hoi thi .
maine tumhari Naak main ungli ki tum ne kaha yeh naak nahi hai maine kaha yeh ungli nahi ha :P
Husband & wife
Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.
importance of percentage
IMPORTANCE OF PERCENTAGE
BOY-tumhare 12th me kitney percentage the?
GIRL-97%
BOY-Baap re
Itney me to kisi gareeb k 2 bacche pass ho jate
Wife husband say
Wife husband say :
aji sontay ho main aaj kal bohat kubsort hoti ja rahi hon
Husband:
tumhay kis nay kaha
wife:
meri khubsorti daikh ker aab rotian bhi jelnay lagi hain
"Think about yourself
"Think about yourself atleast once in your life time...
Otherwise you may miss the best comedy in this world.. " ;->
In Cricket Match 1
In Cricket Match 1 Girl Made Pakistani Flag On Her Cheeks.
A Boy Kissed Her Cheeks And Said "
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I LOVE PAKISTAN "
''Na ye CHAND hoga na TARAY rahenge
''Na ye CHAND hoga na TARAY rahenge
Kya hum hamesha KUNWARAY rahenge?
Is dnya me kitno k NIKAH ho gye
Kya nseb mai apne
srf NIKAH k CHWARAY rhenge?''
When Words Fail Eyes Work . . . .
When Words Fail
Eyes Work . . . .
When Eyes Fail
Heart Works . . . .
When Heart Fails
Aby Scroll Kia Kr Raha Hai
Samajh K Tapak gaya Maamu ;->
Ek Hair Transplant Kerney Wali
Ek Hair Transplant Kerney Wali
Company Ney Add Banaya Hae:
Aap Shaher Say Ayin Ya Pind Say..
Hamein Hamdardi Hay Sirf Aap Ki Tind Say..!! :-D
sms ki barsat karta hai
Aesa Dost Kahan pe milta hai,
Din Raat jo apko yaad karta hai,
Apka Reply aye ya na aye,
Lekin...
Wo Roz SMS ki Barsat karta hai... ;->
Ek Beggar Ne Darwazay
Ek Beggar Ne Darwazay Per Dastak Di,
Admi Ne Andr Se Poch Kon?
Faqeer:Allah Ka Mehman.
Ye Sun Kr Wo Admi Faqeer Ka Hath Pakr Kr Masjid Le Gya,
Or Bola Apko Galti Hui Hai.
ALLAH Ka Ghar Ye Hai. . . .
A HINDI Teacher
A HINDI Teacher Once Said In Her Class:
"Open The Doors Of
The Window And
Let The Atmosphere Come In"
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