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Pathan Pilot Kamyabi K Baad Apna Jahaaz Land Kernay Pe Bohat Khush Hua..
Nichay Utarnay Pe Staff Ne Usay Hatho Hath Lia Or Airman Uski Wardi Utarnay Me Help Karnay Lagay..
Pathan (Fakhar Se):
Aaj Main Ne India K 4 Jahaaz, 2 Helicopter Or 1 Aabdoz Ko Mara Hai..
Airman:
Wo Sub To Theek Hai Lekin Sir G Ap Ne 1 Ghalti Ker Di Hai..
Pathan:
Kon C Ghalti?
Airman:
Bas Ap Isi Khushi Me India He Land Kar Gaye Hain..=P:-D
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Larki Waley : Aap Ka Beta Kia Kerta Hy ???
Larki Waley : Aap Ka
Beta Kia Kerta Hy ???
Larke Ki Maa
Mera Beta 3 Rs
Mein 500 Sms
Kerta Hy ... ;->
larki us aashiq ko t
Larki us Aashiq ko to Maf kr Daiti hy jo Mooka se Galt Faida uthae,
Mgr,
Usko Maf Nhi krti jo Moka se Faida hi Na uthae..
(Mohtarma Sheri Rehman)
Breaking News!
Breaking News!
Rwlpindi K Qarib Musharaf K Qafle Pr Khofnak Bom Blast,
Sadar Samet Kayee Aala Auhdedar Halak.
Is Khabar K Armaan Mei
2007 Chala gya ;->
Ek dafa 1marasi k ghar
Ek dafa 1marasi k ghar petrol ka kuaan nikal aya marasi boht khush hua
Apny bap sy bola aba hun asi apna petrol pump kholan gay
Aba khush ho k; Tay oda naa ki rakhan gay putar ?
Marasi; Fakhar sy M.S.O
Aba: Eida matlab.. ?
"Marasi State Oil"
Hosh kar Oye :->
bb hum sharminda hain
BB hum sharminda hain
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Wah wah wah
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BB hum sharminda hain
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ap k shohar zinda hain!:-D
Mat perh... mat perh...
Mat perh...
mat perh...
chour day...
mat perh...aray janay day...
abay janay day....
chal merra kiya jata hai perhi ja...
main nay kuon sa agay kuch likha hai
I like 3 things...
I like 3 things...
Pizza...
Pepsi...
& you...
Pizza to eat...
Pepsi to drink...
& you to clean the table.Hahaha.
sab hamse hr cheez m
Sab Hamse Hr Cheez Me Aagay Chale Gye
Ham Sirf Is Mehngai Me Piste Chale Gye
Jab Kuch Na Kr Sake Hamare Ye Hukumran
Lo Aaj Ham Ek Ghanta Aagay Chale Gaye ;->
Shrminda Tb Nhi Hoty
Shrminda Tb Nhi Hoty
Jb Zuban Se Buri Bat Nkal Jaye
Or Shrmnda Hm Tb B Nhi Hote
Jb Dil Se Kisiki Yad Nkal Jaye
Arey
Shrmndagi To Us Wqt Hoti Hy
Jb Shadi Me Khamoshi Ho
Or
ZOR SE PAAD Nkal Jaye :P ;->
Jb akelapan mehsus ho
Jb akelapan mehsus ho
Jab har janib khamoshi ho
Jab tanhai ka ehsas barh jaye
Jb taangen thak jaen
To
Samj lena
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apko TOILET mei bethy kafi der ho gayi hy ;->
Woh LOVE LOVE likhti rahi...
Woh LOVE LOVE likhti rahi...
Men leave leave perhta raha...
Woh KISS KISS likhti rahi...
Me kaash kaash kaash perhta raha...
Woh SHAADI kar ke chali gai...
Me LANGUAGE course karta raha...
qayamat ki 5 nishani
Qayamat Ki 5 Nishaniyan
1-Zardari Imandari
Krega
2-Altaf Karachi Ayega
3-Musharaf Pr Muqadma
Chalega
4-Sheri Rehman Parda
Kregi
5-Adliya Bahal Hogi ;)
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