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Pathan Pilot Kamyabi K Baad
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Pathan Pilot Kamyabi K Baad
Pathan Pilot Kamyabi K Baad
Pathan Pilot Kamyabi K Baad Apna Jahaaz Land Kernay Pe Bohat Khush Hua..
Nichay Utarnay Pe Staff Ne Usay Hatho Hath Lia Or Airman Uski Wardi Utarnay Me Help Karnay Lagay..
Pathan (Fakhar Se):
Aaj Main Ne India K 4 Jahaaz, 2 Helicopter Or 1 Aabdoz Ko Mara Hai..
Airman:
Wo Sub To Theek Hai Lekin Sir G Ap Ne 1 Ghalti Ker Di Hai..
Pathan:
Kon C Ghalti?
Airman:
Bas Ap Isi Khushi Me India He Land Kar Gaye Hain..=P:-D
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Apr, 11 2011
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close ur eyes... think abt ur self
close ur eyes...
think abt ur self
ur face,
ur style,
ur nature,
ur looks,
now open ur eyes..
u hv jus spent half a minute watching a
horror movie!!!
meri ankhon mein basa hai tu,
meri ankhon mein basa hai tu,
meri dharkano mein racha hai tu,
huuuunnnnnn
In sab batoon pe kar raha hai yaqeen,
ab khud soch kitna bada ghadha hai tu
aj agr ap ko koi kahe k aap
Aj Agr Ap ko koi kahe k Aap
"Khubsoorat"
"SMART" or
"GENIOUS"
Ho
To rakh k moun pe thapr dena
Or kehna
Bad_Tameez!
"MUSLIMAAN"
APRIL FOOL nahe mnaty ;->
In akhon se sapne churaya na karo
In akhon se sapne churaya na karo
Hamari DOSTi ko azmaya na karo
Tumhare aik sms k badle 100 calls kar doon
Par shart ye hy k tum fone uthaya na karo.
A boy on date with girl hn BMW jan mai yum sy 1 baat
A boy on date with girl hn BMW jan mai yum sy 1 baat
chupai
.
k I''m already married.
GirL:oh God! Tum ne tu dara he diya.
Main samjhi ye car tumari nahi..;->
1 Pakistani dozakh se nikla
1 Pakistani
dozakh se nikla
or chup ker
Janat mai
chala gia
Farishton ne
pakerna chaha to
Cheekh ker bola
Koi paas na aye
werna
Khudkush
dhmaka kr donga ;->
your sms r not my di
Your Sms R Not My Disturbance
But.....
The Disturbance Is Your Silence.....
SO Don''t Disturb Me Please !!! ;->
The boss came
The boss came early in the morning one day and found his manager kissing his secretary. He shouted at him, "Is this what I pay you for?"
The manager replied: "No, sir, this I do free of charge." . . . ;->
mei tou bus yuhi fam
Mei tou bus yuhi family ke sath tv dekh raha tha "PAppu"
Ankhein sharam se neechäy ho gai jub suna hum ne
''This song is brought to you by touch condom.. ;->
"EINSTIEN"
"EINSTIEN" went 2 court 2 prove that he''s da most INTELLIGENT & GENIUS person on earth.
But he failed & came out angrily & asked
.
.
YAR ye. . .
"RoCk3R" Kon Hai? ;->
kamyab insan banne
Kam¡yab INsaN Banne K 3 Tareeqe:
1.
2.
3.
.
.
Bh00tn¡ K,
Pehle INsaN T0 Banja..
Ph¡r S0ch¡y0 Kam¡yab H0ne Ka... ;->
Har Baat Se Inkar Nahi Hota,
Har Baat Se Inkar Nahi Hota,
Har Raasty Par Intezar Nahi Hota,
Yun To or Log Bhi Aap Ko sms Kerte Hain Lekin,
Har sms Hamare Jaisa Shandar Nahi Hota.....
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