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Pathan Pilot Kamyabi K Baad
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Pathan Pilot Kamyabi K Baad
Pathan Pilot Kamyabi K Baad
Pathan Pilot Kamyabi K Baad Apna Jahaaz Land Kernay Pe Bohat Khush Hua..
Nichay Utarnay Pe Staff Ne Usay Hatho Hath Lia Or Airman Uski Wardi Utarnay Me Help Karnay Lagay..
Pathan (Fakhar Se):
Aaj Main Ne India K 4 Jahaaz, 2 Helicopter Or 1 Aabdoz Ko Mara Hai..
Airman:
Wo Sub To Theek Hai Lekin Sir G Ap Ne 1 Ghalti Ker Di Hai..
Pathan:
Kon C Ghalti?
Airman:
Bas Ap Isi Khushi Me India He Land Kar Gaye Hain..=P:-D
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Meaning of PAKISTAN
Meaning of PAKISTAN
P. Pyaar
A. Aman
K. Khushhaali
I. Insaaf
S. Shaanti
T. Tarakki
A. Aazaad adliya
N. Not available here.
WO BI KIA DIN HOA KARTAY THAY
WO BI KIA DIN HOA KARTAY THAY
JB
LOG HUMAY
KISSSSSSSSSSS
KIA KAR TAY THAY MAGAR KISMAT KHARAB THI US WAQT HUM SIRF DO SAAL KY HOA KARTY THAY
a black guy was giv
A Black Guy Was
Given A Pair Of Wings
By God
He Asked God "Does
This Mean That I''m
Now An Angel ?"
God Laughs "No You
Silly Nigger You Are
A Bat" ;->
source of vitamin
Source of Vitamin
"Cricket balls are a rich source of Vitamin A, B, C, D & E.
I chew them regularly to stay fit"
-Shahid Afridi
ow can we prevent noise pollution? keep vehicle horn in silent
How can we prevent Noise Pollution?
Keep vehicle horn in silent mode!;)
Teacher
Teacher:woh dekho udhar sunder ladki khadi hai.
Isko PUNJABI me translate karo.
student:woh dekho saalo TODI BHABHI KHADI HA
Pathan Pizza-hut Gya
Pathan Pizza-hut Gya
Tou Waiter Ne Pizza La
Kr Rakh Dia
Pathan 1/2 Ghntey tk
Betha Raha Phir
Chillany Lga
O Kocha Naan Rkh k
Gya Hy Salan Tmhara
Baap Layega ... ;->
2days 4cast...
2days 4cast...
it will b cloudy if u frown...
clear if ur happy...
sunny if u smile..
stormy if u sing....
Who Is Diplomate ? ? ?
Who Is Diplomate ? ? ?
A Diplomate Is 1 Who Forget To Wish His Wife On Her Birthday
&
Later Telss ''''How U Expect Me 2 Remember Ur B''day When U Never Look Older'''' ;->
He said…
He said… Do u love me just coz
my father left me a fortune?
She said… No stupid, I’d love u no matter
who left you the money!
ghareeb aadmi aik ka
Ghareeb Aadmi Aik Kaam Dil Khol Ke Karta Hai Socho Kia?
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3 Rupay May 500 Sms ... =P ;->
I Know
I Know
U R Sweet
U R Caring
U R Artist
U R Kind
U R Intelligent
U R Attractive
U R Smart
BUT. .
Thorra Aur IMPROVE Karo Tabhi MERE Jaisey Ban Sakte Ho:-
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