Larky Waley Larki Dekhne Gaye:

Larky Waley Larki Dekhne Gaye:
Larky Waley Larki Dekhne Gaye:


Larky ne Larki se pucha: Aapko KHANA BANANA Aata hai?

Larki: Nahi Mujhe to BANANA KHANA Aata hai. :-)
  

May, 12 2010     141 chars (1 sms)     2649 views       Funny

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Just Remeber,
No matter
how bad u are..
You r not totally useless..
You can alwayz be used as a bad eXample
HIEGHT Of KANJOOSI :

Shiekh Shab House Cought Fire And He Is Giving Miss Calls to fir brigade !!
Give A Person A Fish
And You Feed Him For
A Day,
Teach A Person To
Use The Internet And
He Won''t Bother You
For Weeks ... ;->
Ek Pyari Si Surat

Ek Masoom Sa Cehra

Jheel C Aankhain

Kuch Meethi Baatain

Ek Nazu Ada

Kuch Masti Kuch Maza

Sab Se Alag Sab Se Juda













Thnx Mere Baare Me Ye Sab Kuch Parha . . . ;->
''1 Aadmi Apne Betay k liye Robot Laya jo Jhoot Bolnay per Thappar Maarta tha:

Beta: Papa Aaj mai School Nahi ja Raha meray Pait mai Dard hai
( Chattakh )

Baap: Dekha! Jhut bola, Jab Main Tumhary Jitna Tha To Kabhi Jhoot Nahi Bolta Tha.
( Chattakh )

Bivi: Jhoot to Bolay ga hi Aakhir Aapka hi Beta hai.
( Chattakh )''
Ek Pathan BLOOD K Baare Main Book Parh Raha Tha

Wife Ne Poocha Aaj Ye Kyun Parh Rahe Ho ? ? ?


Pathan:
Mujhe Doctor Ne Kaha Hai Kal Mera BLOOD TEST Hai . . . ;->
Sardar selected a short girl to marry.
Why?
Because guru ji told him
Musibat jitni choti ho utna acha hai
Tee Quotes:

On A Guys Tee....

All Women

Are

Idiots

And

I Married

Their Queen..! :)
Wats dhE diffrence between a mosquito n a fly
.
.
.
.
.
.
Fly can Fly...
but
Mosquito cant mosquito...
Subha
SMS


Shaam
SMS


Din me
SMS


Raat me
SMS


Ghar me
SMS


Office me
SMS


Jeena
SMS


Marna
SMS
Akhir kya he ye SMS??




S = SUB
M= MIL ker
S = SOCHO:-)
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DUA hai k teri duniya me koi ghum na ho,
DUA hai k teri muskan kabhi kam na ho,
Agar kabhi TERI palko me aansu aye,
DUA hai k us ki vajha HUM na hoon...