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Karachi k halaat kharab.
Govt ne terrorist k khilaf pehla action le lya.

Govt ka pehla action




Double sawari pe pabandi.
  

May, 25 2010     150 chars (1 sms)     2716 views       Funny

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Boss Waz Not In Room.
Sudden Phone Be|L Ring.
Servant Pick Da Phone,
At Dat Time Boss Came Back In Da Room.
Servant Said:Sir I Think Someone Want To Talk Wid Uou.
Boss:What Think?
Y R U Not Sure?
Servant:BECOZ Sir,
When I Pic Up Phone Some One Said 4m Other Side
"Gadhay Meri Baat Gor Se Suno"
''Ye Sang-E-Marmar Sa Tarasha Gora Badan

Boond Boond Pighlta Shabab

Honto Se Laga K Dekhon Kashish Kaisi Hy

Kämbäkht Ye VANILA IcE Cream Cheez Hi Äisi Hy''
Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said,
“We want 2 disturb some good person.”
I suggest them your name.
They said,
“We cannot disturb our boss.”


Train main 1 machar 1 chinese k sar pe baitha,
woh usko pakar k kha gaya!

Phir 1 machar memon pe baitha,
us ne pakar k chinese say pocha:
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Khareedo gay?:D:D:D
Request hai apse REFUSE mat karna,Frendship ka Bulb FUSE mat karna,

Hum Dost Hai Apke,Hamey CONFUSE Mat karna, Hamri jagha kisi B Or ko CHOOSE mat karna
1 Saal Bad Pathan Ne Doctor Ko Call Ki Or Kaha:
O Doctor Wazan To Kam Ho Gaya Hai Magar 1 Bara Masla Ho Gaya Hai.
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Doctor:
Ab Kia Ho Gaya Hai??

Pathan:
O Khana Kharab Ka Bacha Hum Apne Ghar Se 1095KM Door Nikal Aya Hai.;-)=P
bhagwaan Ram aur Shyam ka color kya tha????
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Green..

Coz-"HARE Rama HARE Krishna"
Yad-e-khuda dillo mein jagata hai WAPDA

Khalq-e-khuda ko shab-o-roz jgata hai WAPDA

Band kar ke bijli sulgti doophar mai

Dozakh ka aks youn dikhata hai WAPDA
LOGO SE PANGE B HONGE..

GHER MEIN DANGE B HONGE..

MUJHE NA SMS KIA TO..

APKE 12 BACCHE HONGE...

JO

3 GANJE

3 NANGE

AUR


6 LAFANGE HONGE... ;)
Jab Tak Zinda Raha.
Jab Tak Zinda Raha.

Msg Karta Rahonga.

Jab Msg Na Bhejon, To Ye Mat Samajhna K Marr Gaya.

Balke.

Samajh Lena,
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Bhai Par Bachiyon Ka Load Ziyada Hogaya Hai. :-)
Baharo phool barsao mera "DOST"aya hai.
Hoto pe muskan, gali me mehak laya hai.
Barso tak thi jise pani se "ELERGY" vo aaj "LUX" se nahaya hai.
Science Teacher :
" Agar Koi Lari Behosh
Ho Jaye Tou Usay Kiss
Kro , Foran Theek Ho
Jayegi ... "

Student:
"Magar , Sir Usay Behosh
Kese Kia Jaye ..." ;->