What Foolish Concepts

What Foolish Concepts
What Foolish Concepts

Society Has ?

If A Watch Goes Bad,

They Say BAND HAI.

And

If A Girl Goes Bad,

They Say CHALU HAI !!.
  

May, 17 2010     141 chars (1 sms)     2550 views       Funny

more Funny SMS Messages

2 Men jumping frm a terrace.

1st man :This is my 50th time.

I m a Guinness record holder...

2nd man:This is my 1st time.

I m a PEPCO Share Holder.
Ab Kare''n Apni Ya
Relative Ki Shaadi
Ki Booing
NATIONAL STADIUM
Mein ...


Kyun k






CRICKET Tou Ab PAKISTAN
Mein Hogi Nahi ... ;->
Naa dekh asmaan ko itni hasrat se
…Dost…

Kisi parinday ne moo pe potti kr di to saari hasrat nikal jaye gi…!
Aik Nars ka Mangaitar usay bari hasrat se:
kash mujhe koi haadsa paish aata to main tumhare pass aata, tum meri khidmat karti aur main jaldi theek ho jata.
Nars: Tumhen mere pass koi haadsa nahi bal-k mojza hi la sakta hy, kyun k main "ZACHA BACHA" ward mein hoti hon.
Har Safar me Aapka sath Hum denge,
Aapne Pyar ki saugat
Hum Denge,
Girne lage to hath hum denge,

Or

Na bhi gire to?

1 laat hum denge.


MAiN Aaj TuMhE buhAt bArA RAAZ Likh k BhAij rAhA huN..

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aAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaZZZzzzZ.. ;->
Dil mai app,

Ankhön mai app,

Sansøø mai app,

Har jaga app hi app,

Na jane kab hogi hamari zindagi















"JARASEEM"
se pak... =P ;->
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY"
To You

Shocked ?

Actully Aaj Ke Din

James Hawk

Ne DHAKKAN Banaya Tha..

To Maine Socha Har DHAKKAN Ko Wish Kar Doon... =P ;->
What Did God Say After Creating The First Man In West Indies?

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Aila..
Yeh To Jal Gaya!! ;)
hum film india ki dekhty ha, songs india k suntey hai,
fashion india k karty hai tu phir jab pakistan match harta hai
tu ghussa q jeet bhi tu india ki honi chaiye na ?
Ek Rat Husband Ny Wife Se Pani Manga Or So Gya

Bivi Sari Raat Khari Rahi Subha Hoi

Husband:Tum Sari Raat Yha Khari Rahi Bolo Kya Chaye

Wife:Gussy Se Talaq;-)
pata hai mujhey "National Geoghraphy Channel" mein job mill ghayee hai, laikin aik masla hai aur wo tum hee hal kar saktey ho.



Merey Zummein bandaron par research hai, iss liye kabhi time nikal kar aaao aur apney barrey mein kuch batao,