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Society Has ?

If A Watch Goes Bad,

They Say BAND HAI.

And

If A Girl Goes Bad,

They Say CHALU HAI !!.

May, 17 2010 141 chars (1 sms) 3085 views Funny

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Height of secrecy.

Height of secrecy...

Tushar kapoor pays the producer 50 lacs for taking him in films..lol

''Mujhe apki 10 aadatien boht achi lagti hain....

''Mujhe apki 10 aadatien boht achi lagti hain....

1. Ap khubsurat aur nek dil insan hain,

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BaaQi mazaq kal krenge...''

1 sardar airhostess se,

1 sardar airhostess se,
“Aapki shakal meri biwi si bohut milti hai!”

Hostess ne zordar thappar us k mun pe mara..
sardar forun bola:”Adat bhi bohut milti hai”

Hun jaisay PAPPU BACHAY Khubsutar

Hun jaisay PAPPU
BACHAY Khubsutar
Bachiyoon ki amaanat
hain.

Apnay Aap Ko expired
AUNTIES Ki pohanch se
duur rakhein.

Wizart-e-Poondi.

U r sweet as CHOCOLATE

U r sweet as CHOCOLATE

Metha as GULABJAMN

U r sweet as CHOCOLATE

Metha as GULABJAMN

Rasila as RUS''MALAIE

Cool as ICE CREAM

ALLAH apko ßuri nazr se
ßchäiye!

Khin Tmko.
CHIYUN''TIYAN

Na LAY JAe .!!

Cool as ICE CREAM

ALLAH apko ßuri nazr se
ßchäiye!

Khin Tmko.
CHIYUN''TIYAN

Na LAY JAe .!!

kick off ur shoesta

Kick off ur shoes,take a break,Crank the tunes,Dance & Shake,light the candles,cut the cake .Make ita a day,that''s simply Great!!! Happy B''Day....

''mere pyare allah mian tere raz b gehre hain

''mere pyare allah mian
tere raz b gehre hain

un k rozay sehri wale
mere 8 pehre hain

dawat roza khulwane ki
unain milay sarkari ha

mere bacha roza rak k
dhonta phirray iftari ha''

Happiest man is on whose,

Happiest man is on whose,
daughter''s photograph is on femina cover,
son on india today,
girlfriend on playboy,
WIFE on missing coloumn of newspaper

When Words r not enough,

When Words r not enough,
To express your feelings,
Dont think u r in love,
You just need to ..

Join

English Course. . . ;->

Five year old girl

Five year old girl was asked by her teacher what does her father do???
The little girl replied, Whatever my Mom tells him to do... ;->

Son:Papa sab log shadi

Son:Papa sab log shadi karke pareshan hai tau shadi Q karte hain

Papa:Beta akal badam khane se nahi, thokar khane se aati hai !

JUB Bhi Aap ki yaad Aaye gi

JUB Bhi Aap ki yaad Aaye gi

Aap k mobile Par hamare sms ki Baraat Aaye Gi

Sms To hum Aap Ko kar Dein Gey

Lekin Us k Paisey Deney Kya Aap Ki Saas Aaye Gi?

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