Newton''s 5th law:
Dunya Gol hai,
Chooha Billi say darta ha, billi Kuttay se, kuta Aadmi say, aadmi Biwi say, or Biwi Choohay say. Hence Proved. Dunya Gol hai.!
Doctor implanted a new ear to a man. Man: you idiot you gave me a woman's ear. Doctor: it makes no difference. Man: it does, Now i hear everything but understand nothing.
