What Foolish Concepts

What Foolish Concepts
What Foolish Concepts

Society Has ?

If A Watch Goes Bad,

They Say BAND HAI.

And

If A Girl Goes Bad,

They Say CHALU HAI !!.
  

May, 17 2010     141 chars (1 sms)     1863 views       Funny

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Molti Foam Ki Advertisemet Me Bachi Dua Krti Hai

"AY Khuda Meray Abu Salamat Rahain,
Ay Khuda Meray Abu Salamat Rahain"
Samjh Nahi Aati
Slamti Ki Dua
Foam K Metress Se Bachnay Ki Hai Ya Mom Se???
D0sto0

Ghajini Daikhnay k Baad Andaza Hua k Aap ka Do0st Bhi Amir Khan Say kam Nahi Hay.


Mai Bhi Parhta Hun
Samajhta Hun

Phir 15 Min Bad Sab Bhool Jata Hun
''1 Aadmi ny rat ko ghr jaty huay aik bht khubsort jwan lrki ko lift di,

Achank rsty main boht tez tofani barish shuro ho gai or un dono ko aik hotel main Room lena pra,

Itfaq sy room b sirf aik he khali tha,

Dono so gay or subha uth kr apny apny ghr chly gay.

MORAL:
mery sms gandy nahi hoty.
Aadat Or Ada Me Ye Farq Hai-

Road K Nal Se Paani Pina-
Garib Piye To Aadat,
Amir Piye To Ada;
Ab Sms Ko Hi Le Lo-
Me Bheju To Aadat,
Aap Bhejo To ADA


Some like Sunday
Some like Monday,
But i like Your Birthday.
Happy Birthday my sweetheart

Submited in : Birthday SMS

Characters : 92 | Sms Length : 1

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Submitted By Humayun From Multan ( 03216307893 )
What is the Limit of
telling aliE?

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A HUBSHI taking a Bath &
Singing:"PAANI ME JALAY
MERA GORA BADAN..
Ek Khan Sahb Sey Koi Puchta Hey K "Time Kya Horaha Hey" ???

Khan: Baj Kr 10 mint
Fir Puchta He Boltey Hen
Khan: Baj Kr 15 mint
Fir Puchta He Boltey Hen
Khan: Baj Kr 20 mint

Thak Har K Banda Bolta Hey K Kya Baj Kr ???
Khan: Kaisey Bta0n Merey Ghari Mein Ghantey Ki S0en Hey Nhi Hey
Peter : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green andone is blue with red spots!Kirk : Yes it''s really strange. I''ve got another pair of the same at home.
Shayiri chor kar pakoray baich raha hun Wassi,
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Kaleja moun ko aata hy
Anjaam-e-Faraz daikh kar ;-)
Life is difficult,
full of trials..
Sorrow..
Pain..
bt if u fall down, just standup straight,b confident & say...

"KAUN SALA DHAKKA DIYA."
Situation,

Whn 1 Hr Wi|L Be Back...

1st Frnd:Beth Ja Yaar Abhi To 10 Bjay Hain
Ghar Ja Kr Kya Krna Hai?

2nd Frnd:Nahi Yaar Naye To 11 Bjay Hain
''2 Hijade Shaadi Ki Badhai Dene Gaye.
Haye-2 Main To 1100 Lungi.Dusri Boli 2100 Lungi.
Piche Se Pathan Bola Abey 2310 Le Le Usme FM Bhi Hai.''