A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell,
Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies,
I’m coming daily since 4 days,
I press the bell but no one comes out.
Parhai karo
fail hone se mat daro
larkiyan chero
badnami se mat daro
her larki ko propose karo
Inkar se na daro
Kyunki
GEETA main likha
hai
karam karo
Phal ki chinta mat karo.......
Sardar k donon kaan jal gaye, Doctor: Tumhary kaan kaise jal gaye? Sardar: Main Qameez Istri kar raha tha k Phone aa gaya, main ne ghalti se Phone ki jaga Estri kaan se laga di Doctor: Doosra kaan kaisay jala? . Sardar: Paa Jee ! Ambulance nu v te phone karna c...!
Taxi mai bethe huye Passenger ne driver se kaha: Mujhe Taxi mai bethne par Eik he bat ki fikar hoti hai woh hain Brakes..
Driver: Apko ghabrane ki zroorat nahi, is mai brakes hain hi nahi..
