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What Foolish Concepts
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Funny
What Foolish Concepts
What Foolish Concepts
What Foolish Concepts
Society Has ?
If A Watch Goes Bad,
They Say BAND HAI.
And
If A Girl Goes Bad,
They Say CHALU HAI !!.
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May, 17 2010
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Plz Tell Me Frankly !!!
Plz Tell Me Frankly !!!
Do I Look Stupid ? A Dumb Or Duffer ?
Do I Really Have A Funny Face ?Like An Alien ???
Plz Be Frank
Actually Someone Said To Me That
" I Look Like U "
WIFE:main maeke ja
WIFE:main maeke ja rhi han,te tenu talak de notis bhej dewangi.
HUSBAND: ja ja aive mithian galan krke mainu khush karan
di koshish na kar
New Funny GAME.
New Funny GAME.
Sath sath Add karty jayain.
Sab se pehly 1 se 9 tak koi number apney Zahn main rak lain. Phir us main 5 ADD kar phir 2 se MULTIPLY karai phir us ko 10 divid kar dein jo ans aye us ko
Ek khali PAGE
pe lekh dain.
Phir us PAGE ka Jahaz bana k orayain. Aur Enjoy kerein :P
1 Aadmi TeleScope
1 Aadmi TeleScope Se Aasman Dekh Raha Tha,
PATHAN B Usse Dehaan Se Dekh Raha Tha,
Achanak 1 Tara Tuta,
PATHAN Zor Se Chilaya."Wah ustad Kya Nishana Lagaya Hai.
lahore
'Larki dosri Larki se:
Yaar yeh Handsome larkay kaisay hotay hain?
.
.
.
.
2nd Larki:
Pata nahi behan Main tu khud kabhi "Karachi" nhi Gayi..
Mehbob k hath may hai kalion ki mala....
Mehbob k hath may hai kalion ki mala....
Zara ghor frmain...
Mehbob k hath may hai kalion ki mala.............
"BAITHO BAITHO LIAO DAALA"
A Black Guy Was
A Black Guy Was
Given A Pair Of Wings
By God
He Asked God "Does
This Mean That I''m
Now An Angel ?"
God Laughs "No You
Silly Nigger You Are
A Bat" ;->
Wy do the number
Wy do the number of traffic accidents with stupid blond girls increase at April 1st?
When the traffic light is red they think it is a joke ;->
Santa found answer
Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first - the chicken or the egg?
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!
intern international survey
InTErNATioNAL SurvEy sE isS bAAt kA pAtA chALA
hAi k AurtAin mArte dAm tAk SAth nAhin Chorhtien
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.
MARD KA NAHI FASHION KA . . . :p :d ;->
pathan and plastic
Pathan: Doctor Sahab Plastic Surgery karwanay main kitna kharcha aayega?
Doctor: 5 laakh..
Pathan: Agar Plastic Hum day to??
Nazar Se Aap Ne Muje Jo Current Mara Hy,
Nazar Se Aap Ne Muje Jo Current Mara Hy,
Boht Buland Boht Unt Shunt Mara Hy,
Smjho Aise K Jaise Dil K Rkshy Ko,
Truck Ne Puray Ka Pura Front Mara Hy.. :p ;->
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