What Foolish Concepts

What Foolish Concepts
What Foolish Concepts

Society Has ?

If A Watch Goes Bad,

They Say BAND HAI.

And

If A Girl Goes Bad,

They Say CHALU HAI !!.
  

May, 17 2010     141 chars (1 sms)     1959 views       Funny

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HuM to JaZZ k OffiCE cALL kAr kE
TArhAn tArhAn ki GAaLiyAn
sunA rAhEy thAy "PAppu" , , .

LeKiN..

UnKe iS jAwAb nE ShArMindA kAr diA

"Aur SunAo"..?? =P ;->
~Todays FACT~


Guinness Book Of Records
Holds The Record For
Being The Book Most
Stolen From Public Libraries... ;->
The Latest New Dance Craze

Is Called

"The Politician"



It''s Two Steps Forward


One Step backward


And Then


A Sidestep ... ;->
For All The People
Who Have Got Their
Valentine




Happy Valentine


For Others




Watch Aalim Online ;->
5 easy steps 4 a lovely morning.
Open ur eyes,
Take a deep breath,
Stretch ur body,
Take da breath out n say its to early and sleep again:-)


081209

Guess What is This?

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Abay Aaj Ki Date Hai.
AKHROT! :-)
Q) "Woh Kaunsa Sawal Hain Jiska Jawab Aaj Tak Koi Khoj Nahi Paya?...




Socho...........












Socho............






A) "Choli Ke Peche Kya Hain"
Student k dard ko university kya jane

College k rivajon ko parents kya jane

Hoti hai kitni takleef paper likhne me,

Wo kambakht paper check karne wala kya jane??
Hukmraano K Hain 360 Din,
Awam K Hain 5 Din,
Aye Aye>

Hoy Hoye,

Aye Aye>

Aye Aye Jo Aye
"Budget"
Mehangai Le K Aye,
Hoy Hoye
Mehangai Le K Aye,
Pehle mera apni girl
friend se bat karna bht
muskil tha,


Us k 11 bhai ha,


Jo us ko ghr se nai
nikalne dete thy,


Lekin abkoi masla nai,


Wo hr wqt ata lene k lye line ma khari hoti ha,


Aur rabta karna asan ho gia ha,


FARQ TO PARA HA



GEO MUSHARAF.->



Socrates Was Once Asked:

What Is The Cure For "Love At 1st Sight?"

The Philosopher Replied:

"Take A Closer Look Second Time".
Nurse: Mubarak ho Khan sb ap k ghar larka pyda hova hai

Khan sb: Wa g wa kya technology hai,
B.V mere hospital me hai,
aur bacha mere ghar paida hova hai..