Paktel K CEO Ne

Paktel K CEO Ne
Paktel K CEO Ne Mujhse Kaha Agar Tum Meri Larki Ko Pata Lo To Apna Naam Badal Dunga

phir Kya Hua?








Paktel Is Now
''ZONG'' ;->
  

May, 17 2010     149 chars (1 sms)     3339 views       Funny

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Woh choom lain ek bar to aati nahi neend

unki awaz suntay suntay raat jati he beet

iss liye kehta hun k ye risk na uthaoo



"MORTIEN JALAO MACHAR BHAGAO"
MUSHARAF DOR KE PAKISTANI KI DUA
Lub pe aati hey dua bunke tamana meri
Zindgi bomb se ho mehfoz khudaya meri
Na koi bomb ke dhamakay se urha de mujhko
Muft may jam-e-shahdat na pila de mujhko
In pe jaiz hey hakomat karna
Aur hey jurm mujhe apni hifazat karna
Mere ALLAH larai se bachana mujhko
Aur sikha de koi bandoq chalana mujhko
Naam-e-Islam ki hurmat ko bacha le ya Rab
Waqt ke saray yazeedon ko utha le ya Rab
Teacher:
1877 Ko kya hua tha?

PATHAN:
I don''t know

Tchr:
Stupid,Quaid.e.Azam Peda Hue Thay
1881 ko Kya Hua tha?

Pathan:
Quaid.e.azam 4 Sal K Ho Gaye Thay!:-
A Lady Geting
Sntimental Feeling
While Watching A
Beautifu Luv Story
Her Hubby Leans Over
& Whisprs Dose 3 Ltl
Wrds Tht r On His Mind





















Pass d Popcorn ;->
Zarori Elaan

City Mein 7 Khudkush Hamla Awar
Dakhil Ho Chuke Hein!

Agar Ap Mulk-O-Qoum Ki
Salamti Chahte Hain,
To






Unki Lambi Umer

K Liye Dua Farmain...
Bhikari: 1 Rupia Dede Baba
Aadmi:Sharam Nahi Ati Itnay Hatay Katay Ho K Bhik Mangtay Ho

Bhikari: Nahi To Kya Tumhari Behen Ka Rishta Mangu... =P ;->
1 pathan angoor bech raha tha
mgr keh raha tha aaloo le lo aaloo.

2sry admi ne kaha khan saab ye to angoor hai.
Pathan. Chup ho jao warna makhia aa jayn gi.
wife was about to give birth to a baby.

husband: If it looks like u, it would be great.

wife: If it looks like u, it would be a miracle.
How to make One Million Rupees in the Stock Market ???
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Simple..... Start with Two Million !!!
''SMS karne k fayde
1-Mobil ko zang nahi lagta.
2-Timpas hojata hai.
3-Ap jise karenge wo khush rahega.
4-Contact bana rahega.
5-Apko koi KANJUS NAHI kahega
U n d o u b t l y
H o n e s t y
I s
T h e
B e s t
P o l i c y ...
W h e n
T h e r e
I s
M o n e y
I n
I t ... ;)
Teacher To 16 Years Old Student: Kaka Tenu
Pata Hy, Es Umr Vich Quaid-e-Azam Ne Matric
Ker Liya C ...

Student: Sir Twadi Umar Vich Bhutto Phansi V
Charh Gya C ... ;->