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Paktel K CEO Ne
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Paktel K CEO Ne
Paktel K CEO Ne
Paktel K CEO Ne Mujhse Kaha Agar Tum Meri Larki Ko Pata Lo To Apna Naam Badal Dunga
phir Kya Hua?
Paktel Is Now
''ZONG'' ;->
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May, 17 2010
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Khush Khabri.
Khush Khabri...???
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Sharam ani chahey
Pakistan me rehte ho or Khush khabri ki Umeed rakhe hoye ho
kamal hai yar ;->
Aaap main say
Aaap main say har koi nashta karta hoga, har koi anda(egg) bhi subha subha khata hoga.......
agar aap ki mom kisi din aap say aakar yeh kahain k
egg main say ek memon nikla hai tou hairan na hoeay ga kyun k jarasim or memon har jaga hote hain.
A boy 2 pathan:
A boy 2 pathan:
mai agar chahon to tamam pathano
ko janat se nikal kar jahanum main la sakta hoon.
Pathan:kaise?
Boy:main jahanum mai naswar
ka dukan kholon ga
Eik Bili Ke Samney Eik Ch0oha Rakha Hai
Eik Bili Ke Samney Eik Ch0oha Rakha Hai
Par Wo Nahi Kha Rahi Pata Hai Kyun?
Kyun K Wo Naak Ka Ch0oha Hai...
U know i saw sumone in a coffee shop
U know i saw sumone in a coffee shop
Really good lookin
Very SmartSo Delightful
More like a Celebrity
I walked nearer...
Damn !
THESE MIRRORS YAAR!
1 sardar airhostess se,
1 sardar airhostess se,
“Aapki shakal meri biwi si bohut milti hai!”
Hostess ne zordar thappar us k mun pe mara..
sardar forun bola:”Adat bhi bohut milti hai”
khud kar k ultey kaam mar tujhe pardwayoun gha
agar koi mera naam poochey to mein naam tera bataoon gha,
agar koi mera naam poochey to mein naam tera bataoon gha,
khud kar k ultey kaam mar tujhe pardwayoun gha
Teri ummid tera intizar krte H
Teri ummid tera intizar krte H
Ae sanam hm to sirf
Teri Bahen se pyar karte He
Jab koi Baat Bigar Jaye
Jab koi Baat Bigar Jaye
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Jab koi Mushkil Par Jaye
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Tou
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Tou
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<))>
JL
ToU MaIn Kia Karun
:Khud BhugTo".. ;->
Experiencd Man Says:
Experiencd Man Says:
"The Real Problem
Doesnt Start Whn Boy
Starts Luking At A Girl.
It Begins, Whn She
Turns &
Looks Back At D Guy"
How did you write your exam
Parent:How did you write your exam?
Son:they have given the questions which I don''t know.
So I wrote answers which they don''t know..!!
aik intahaee educati
Aik Intahaee Educational Shair Arz Hai...
Honthon Pe Hai Lipstick Aur Naina Kajal Se Lais,
Neutralization Is The Reaction Of Acid With Base... =P ;->
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