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Paktel K CEO Ne
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Paktel K CEO Ne
Paktel K CEO Ne
Paktel K CEO Ne Mujhse Kaha Agar Tum Meri Larki Ko Pata Lo To Apna Naam Badal Dunga
phir Kya Hua?
Paktel Is Now
''ZONG'' ;->
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Jhatka kuch is tarah
Jhatka kuch is tarah dia sanam ne apni zulfoon ko pappu"
Ikatthi char joein mere daman main aa girin . . . ;->
If a black cat crosses you
If a black cat crosses you, when u r going somewhere, wat does it mean
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It means that black cat is also going some where ..........;->
pyaar mein kuch bhi
Main ne kaha k pyar mein kuch
b kr sakta hn,
Us ny muskra k kaha hmara is dfa
bijli ka bil tum dna,
<(‘,’)
O MAIN TO AYNWI AYNWI
AYNWI AYNWI LUT GYA.
sidhi bat no bakwas
1Admi Santa ki beta se Puchhta he
Beta Papa Ghar me he?
Santa ka Beta Sprite Pete hue
Uncle Sidha bolo Mummy se milna he
Sidhi Bat No Bakwas
Teacher :
Teacher : How Do U Think Shakespare Wrote Such Master Peices ?
Student Slowly n Innocently Replies : Wid A Pencil Ma''am ;->
Who is a psychiatrist?
Who is a psychiatrist?
A person who gives you
an expensive analysis about you,
which ur spouse gives free anywa
BoyFrnd: Tumhare Ghar
BoyFrnd: Tumhare Ghar Gaya Thha, Muze Nhi Lagta Hamari Shadi ho Payegi.
GrlFrnd: Kyon Mere Papa se Mile Kya?
BoyFrnd:Nahi Tumhari Bahen Se
pathan ki bv bhaag
Pathan ki B-v bhaag gai 3 din baad wapis aaye
Pathan ghusse se bola
''''Ab kya lene aayi ho''''
Pathan ki B-v boli
''''Main apne mobile ka charger bhool gai thi'''';->
teacher, student
teacher, student se jo cheez tumhe tang ya pareeshan karn use apne pas bhi na bhatakne do.
Student, chal beta sub se pehle to tu aage peache ho.
TuM is ShehAr k khuLoos
TuM is ShehAr k khuLoos sE Abhi wAqif nAhi "Pappu" , , ,
Yeh Roti b nAhi KhiLAte Or BArtAn b dhuLwA Lete hAin . . . :d :p ;->
''Hawa main betab urr raha tha ghalib
''Hawa main betab urr raha tha ghalib
Wah!wah
Hawa ma betab urr raha tha ghalib
Ooohhh!
Phir..!
Phir kia Ruk gayi hawa gir gya ghalib
Kahee''n Andhera Tou Kahee''n Shaam Ho Gi
Kahee''n Andhera Tou Kahee''n Shaam Ho Gi
Meri Har Khushi Tere Naam Ho Gi
Kuch Maang Tou Dekh Ae Dost
Bijli'' Telephone, Gas Ka bill Aur
Qarz Me Doobi Hui Property Tere Naam Hogi . . . ;->
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