Paktel K CEO Ne

Paktel K CEO Ne
Paktel K CEO Ne Mujhse Kaha Agar Tum Meri Larki Ko Pata Lo To Apna Naam Badal Dunga

phir Kya Hua?








Paktel Is Now
''ZONG'' ;->
  

May, 17 2010     149 chars (1 sms)     2896 views       Funny

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Press down
if u like me

So u like me


so sweet


Ok
u can stop


Enough plz
Stop it


this is 2 much



Oh my God


Ok Ok
i like u 2


Uff,Crazy fans..
Us Bewafa Ki Yad Me Jam Hathon Me Utha Liya

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... ...
Phir Lgaya Bread Pe Aur fatafat Kha liya.

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<))
_/I_
Moral: Sare AASHIQ Sharabi Nhi Hoty.. :p :D

Andhi Chlay To Sab Se Pehlay Kya Hota Hai?


Ankhain Band H0ti Hain.


Na


Darwazay Bajtay Hain,


Na.



LOG Munh Per R0mal Rakhtay Hyn


Na. . .



Comm0n Sense
Yaar



"LIGHT JATI HAI"


Happy Aandhi Night
If Ur World Is Spinin Around...
N Ur Heart Is Beating Fast..




Do U Think Its Luv?



Na Muna...
Its Called Heart Attack!
Happy mirasi day
:)
Ye msg usko bhejo jo apki nazr mein dunya ka sb se bara mirasi ho.

Mene to bhej dia ha.ab mujhy send kr k mirasio wali harkat mat karna :)
If Someone Asks Me
What Is humanity ?

I Wud Sit Next To You,

Pull You Close To Me,

Put My Arms Around You

And Say Proudly ...



















"Loving Animals"

That''s Humanity ... ;->
Aik BaaR


Do BaaR


TeeN BaaR


ChaaR BaaR


BaaR BaaR


HaR BaaR



YaHi

AaS ReHti Hay.


K


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Kb BejHo gAy.
Baap:Beta College Mein Tune Kaun Se 2 Mushkil Kam Sikhe?
Beta:
1Danto Se Beer Ki Botle Kholna.
2 Tez BIKE Me Bhi 1 Tili Se Cigret Jalana

Statement By ASIF ZARDARI:

"Mein Apni Wife Ka Badla Zarur Leta"


Magar?


"Khudkushi Haram Hai".
Boss: (to employee) - Experts say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing, Knock, Knock.
Employee: Who''s there?
Boss: Not you anymore.
Bata Has Announced
Production Of Its Latest
Model Of Shoes.

It Is Heavier Than Normal
And Of Aero-Dynamic Design,
Especially Suitable 4
Throwing At Presidents
Q:
How Do U Express Two Words With Exactly Opposite Meaning Is Sentance. . . . ? ? ?























Ans:

"HAPPILY MARRIED". . .