Paktel K CEO Ne

Paktel K CEO Ne Mujhse Kaha Agar Tum Meri Larki Ko Pata Lo To Apna Naam Badal Dunga

phir Kya Hua?

Paktel Is Now
''ZONG'' ;->

May, 17 2010 149 chars (1 sms) 3123 views Funny

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Once a Lady was drinking COKE,

Once a Lady was drinking COKE,
MACHAR falls in ,Lady takes it out.
Machar Says MAA!
Lady asks why did u cal me MAA?
Machar says" Main teri COKE se nika hoon"

Dua

Allah Bachaye!

Pagal BV Se.
Or Purane TV Se.

Dubai k Sheikh Se.
Or Nayi k Shave Se.

Orat ki Bewafai Se.
Or Purani Mithai Se.

Haram ki Kamai Se.
Or Bhutto k Jawai Se.

GEO SURVEY REPORT . . . .

GEO SURVEY REPORT . . . .

Aaj Kal ''''MACHAR AUR MAKHIYAN'''' Din Raat Dekhe Ja Rahe Hyn

Humare Numainda GEO Ki Tafseelat K Mutabiq Un Ka Kehna Hai

''''Mehangai Ne Kamar Torr Di Hai
Is Liye Over Time Lagana Par Rha Hai''''

GEO MUSHARRAF Sab Ko Kaam Pe Laga Dia . . . ;-

whenever you feel sa

Whenever You Feel Sad
Think O Me & Say

"HumAyun"
Is So Sweet

You''ll Smile
Automatically ..

Coz

Sach Bolne Se Mann Ko
Sukoon Milta Hy ... ;->

Pathan joined

Pathan joined army and was given a gun ...
Pathan Sir Iski Naali Apni Taraf Rakhon Ya Dushman Ki Taraf ...

Major Say ...Abey Kisi bHi Taraf Rakh ...Faida Pakistan Ka Hi Hoga

Once there was

Once there was a mirror which used to kill “LIERS”
FRENCH:I think I don’t smoke (killed)
AMERICAN:I think, I love Iraq(killed)
PATHAN:I think (killed)

Memon At Petrol Pump

Memon At Petrol Pump

Bhai 1rs Ka Petrol Dal Do

Salesman: Bhai Itna Sara Petrol Dalva
K Kahan Jana Hai?

Memon: Jana Kahan Hai

Hm to Aise Hi Paise Urate Hen..

Disco Dance

Disco Dance Karte Howe Larke Aur Larki Ko
2 Kute Dekh Rahe The.

Ye Kya Kr Ha " 1 Kute Ne Dosre Se Pocha

Dosra kuta Bola Ye Tou Mai Nahe Janta Ho
Mai Ye Janta Ho k Jub Mai Is Tarah Karta Ho
Tou Mera Malik Mujhe

peit k kere Marne k Duwai Pilata Hai...... /

BREAKING NEWS TODAY all calls of

BREAKING NEWS TODAY all calls of

Mobilink,

Telenor,

Paktel,

Warid,

Ufone,

Insta phone

and

PTCL will beTOTALLY FREE !
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Miss Calls only.

Santa was caught

Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.
The judge: What''ll you take 30 days or Rs 3000.
Santa: I think I''ll take the money.

Elahi aj ye farman likh de,

Elahi aj ye farman likh de,
Har khushi sms parhnay wale k naam likh de,
Agar uski khushi k lye kisi ki jan chahiye,
tu us maut pay "PERVAIZ MUSHARAF" ka naam likh de.

What is Love???

What is Love???

The force that makes two people sit in the middle of the bench when there is alot of space on the sides of it . . . ;->

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