larkiyon se dil laga

larkiyon se dil laga
LarKiyon Se Dil LaGana Ik Bhool hY



LarKiyo K Piche jana Fazool hY



Jis Din Kisi Larki Ne ApKo Keh Dia "I LOVE U"



To Samajh Lena Us Din
APRIL-FOOL hY.
  

Apr, 30 2010     171 chars (2 sms)     3079 views       Funny

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Teacher: "George Washington Not Only Chopped Down His FAther''s Cherry Tree
But Also Admitted Doing It .
Now Do u Know Why His Father Didn''t Punish Him ? ? ?


Student: Because George Still Had The AXE In His Hand ! ! ! When He Confessed
It satisfies ur mind,body & soul.Do it on da bed, on da sofa, in da bathroom,kitchen or everywhere..












Its Called Prayer!
God bless ur dirty mind.
My Eyes Bear
Uncountable Tears ... :(


B''coz U''re Away From



I Wish U Were Here



To Cut These Onions
Instead Of Me ... ;->

Wo kOn c Movie Hai jO AP Awaz Band Kr k Bhi Dekh Saktay, or Entertain Ho Jatay hO..

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"MR.BEAN" ;->

Biggest Mystery of Maths:


1000s of years passed,

Millions of theorems derived,

Crores of formulas made,

But stil...




X is unknown!!!
Indian Airlines slogan: A warm experience & motherly treatment... warm
b''coz AC doesn''t work & motherly because Air hostesses are above 50.
What iS www.ORKUT.com ?

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iT''s Orkut''s Son . . .

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How ?

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ChecK Out Da Top Left Corner oF Da Screen...



ORKUT BETA . . . ;->
Many many HAPPY Returns of the Day 2 u

Dekha tum ne kya socha tha..?

ap nahi bataoge to mujhe pata nahi lage

ga ki aaj
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ANIMALS DAY HA
u r many kolometres away frm me.still i,m watching ur every move thru 3 different channels 1.pogo 2. cartoon network 3.animal planet
Extreme Kamina Baccha..
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Son:”Papa aapki Luv Marriage hui thi na.. ??
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Dad:”Haa par tumhe kaise pata.. ??
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Son:”Q k Aapki shadi aur meri D.O.B
me sirf 6 mahine ka farq hai..


A Smart Lawyer Said:

I Learned Law So Well,
The Day I Graduated
I Sued My College,
Won The Case
And
Got My Tuition Fees
Back ... ;->


A WISE MAN
Washes His Hand
After He PEES

But

A WISER MAN
Doesn''t PEE
On His Hand ... ;->