larkiyon se dil laga

larkiyon se dil laga
LarKiyon Se Dil LaGana Ik Bhool hY



LarKiyo K Piche jana Fazool hY



Jis Din Kisi Larki Ne ApKo Keh Dia "I LOVE U"



To Samajh Lena Us Din
APRIL-FOOL hY.
  

Apr, 30 2010     171 chars (2 sms)     3034 views       Funny

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FOOL ne
FOOLon ki
FOOLWARI main
FOOL ke saath wish kiya hai
u r the most
BEAUTIFOOL
WONDERFOOL
and ColorFOOL
amngst all FOOL’s
HAPPY APRIL FOOL’s DAY

HAPPY APRIL FOOL - 2008!!!
How 2 catch squirrels?
It''s simple
Just climb a tree & sit
Squirrels will come in search of U
U know Y?
''Coz They Love NUTS!!

Before Marriage
Everyone Has A
Hundred Theories
About Raising Children
And No Children

But

After Marriage
They Only Have Children
And No Theories ... ;->
mujhe jab b tumhari yaad aati hai to


to


to

to


mein Animal planet dekhta hoon,,,,
Frnds I''m Collecting
Quaid’s Photos
Give Ur Contribution
2 My Collection.
A Small Condition Is
It Must Be On
500 Or1000 Rupees Note
Agar mein president ban jayoon to kya ho?


Zardari mujh par qatlana hamla karwa dey kyun k mera pehla order ho ga

"Tamam judge bahal kiye jayein aur har corrupted sey wasooli kar k raqam Pakistan par lagai jaye"
Breakup Tips :

How 2 Create Da Biggest Doubt
In Ur Lover''z Mind 4 U ??


Simple

Just Suddenly Sms Her Saying:


I LOVE U TOO
1 Admi Public Bathroom Gya
Aur 1 Hour K Baad Nikla.

Bahr Betha Huwa Jamadar Bola
20 Rupe Bhai G
Admi Bola: Bhai Mai Bathroom Mai Betha Tha
Net Cafe Mai Nahe:-P
Count many star on the screen.... * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * .
















...Are Mamu subah ho gayi.. ab din mein bhi taare gin ne lage....Good Morning...
once cow,elephant and donkey arguing who is the best?

cow:i give milk so i m the best

elephant:i m powerful so i m the best?


?


Say something its ur turn!
Ek Scientific Shair Mulahiza Kijiye




Pankha Chalda Te Hawa Denda Hy



Wah Kia Baat Hai




Pankha Chalda Te Hawa Denda Hy





Nahi Chalda Te Nahi Denda Hy . . . ;->
2 Men jumping frm a terrace.

1st man :This is my 50th time.

I m a Guinness record holder...

2nd man:This is my 1st time.

I m a PEPCO Share Holder.