Judge:why did u shoot ur wife

Judge:why did u shoot ur wife


Judge:why did u shoot ur wife
instead of shootingher lover?

Sardar:Your honour,
it’s easier to shoot a woman once,
than shooting one man every week.
  

May, 25 2010     160 chars (1 sms)     2943 views       Funny

more Funny SMS Messages

I know its your birthday today..
I am sure u will give me treat in a big hotel..
so I shall talk to you in person there,
because I don"t know to express my feelings in SMS
Paper Aur Thaper mEin kya fark Hai?






Think think...






I know u can Think this,







Abbey





Itena mat soch kha ka dekhle :
Lrka lrki se:jan mjy tmhari ankhon me
sari dunya ka nzara nzr ata ha

Larky ka dost bola:
zra dkh k btao mri bhens kahan ha:-D
Our freindship
is
IDEAL,

U happy
I happy,

U sad,
I sad,

U Laugh
I laugh,

U cry
I cry,

U jump
out of window,
I look down
&
say
"A KI KITA ZALMA...


Sardar to doctor:
When I sleep, monkeys
play football in my dreams.

Dr:No problem,
just take this medicine b4 sleep.

Sardar: Kal se khaonga aaj final hai.
Ap ko pata hai Jis Ghar me Kutta ho us me Rehmat k Farishte Dakhil nahi hote

To jis mulk ka Sadar he Kutta ho wahan Rehmat bhala kese Nazil ho gi... ;->
SANTA : Yaar Banta Meri 1 Problem He !
Oye Yaar Meri Beti Jawan Ho Gau He!


BANTA : Yar Usme Kya He Teri Beti Ko Border Par Bhej De!
Bush asks God:When will Iraq be mine?
God:Not in ur life time.bush cries.
Mushraf asks God:When will Kashmir be in Pakistan?
God:Not in ur life time.mushraf cries.
And i asked God:When will this reader get brain?
This time God cries,and says:Not in my life time.
Man:Janab Main 20 K/M Per Hr Ki Raftaar
Se Ja Raha Tha,
Mgr Phir Bhi Meri Car Ko Taiz Raftaari K
Ilzaam Me Band Kr Dia Gya,

Judge:Is Baat Ka Kya Saboot Hai?
K Tum Sach Kah Rahay Ho?

Man:Janab Is Se Barh Kr Or
Kya Proof Ho Ga K Us Waqt
Main Apni B.V Ko Lenay Susral Ja Raha Tha,



I
Am
The
Most
Outstanding
Student Of
My
Class ...


Because ,

I
Always
Stand
Outside
The Class ... ;->

[Presudent Of
Out-standing Students]
What Foolish Concepts

Society Has ?

If A Watch Goes Bad,

They Say BAND HAI.

And

If A Girl Goes Bad,

They Say CHALU HAI !!.
Wesy to Amir khan ki har
movie men koi lesson hota hai,


Lakin 3 idiots men us ny
dunya ko aik new bat batayi..,

"ENGINEERS B DELIVRY KAR SAKTY HAIN" :-)