ill always remember

I''ll Always Remember The Day I Married You,
Without You My Love,

My Beauty,

I Don''t Know What I''d Do,

Your Loving And Thoughtful Just To Mention Two,

I Adore Your Sweet Smile It Makes Me Want You.

May, 03 2010 212 chars (2 sms) 3566 views Funny

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Bahu: Maan ji,

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Q : Mere Pass Chakku Hai

Q :
Mere Pass Chakku Hai
Churi Hai
Gun Hai
AK47 Hai
Tere Pass Kya Hai??

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Mere Pass

Mere Pass

NOKIA Hai Aur Usme

BL 5C No. Ki Battery Hai.

Sachey kaul krar

Sachey kaul krar ghawachan lag pae nein,
yaran kolon yar ghawachan lag pae nein,

A tey hona ee see, Udhar dewo ghey tey fir enj ee hoye gha na

do u know how a

Do U Know?

How A Normal Person Becomes Abnormal?

How A Person Bears His Insult With Smiling Face?

How A Person Laughs And Weeps With No Reason?

How A Person Is Blackmailed To Study?

How A Person Becomes Old In The Teen Age?

Join...

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"PAKISTAN"

"NAVY" =P ;->

Drinkers Gang

Aj tab tak piyenge jab tak wo samny waly 3 darakht 6 nhi dikhty.

Bar owner:
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Partition was Due in 1930 but Huee 1947

Partition was Due in 1930 but Huee 1947

Main Reason :

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Yeh Decide Kar Rahe Thay k SIKH kon le ga Aur PATHAN Kon Le GA !!!

pathan and faraz

American: Can U swim?

Pathan: No

American: Dog is Better den u

bcz It Swims

Pathan: Can u swim?

American: Yes

Pathan: then whats the Difference between u & Dog.

2000 Mai Bachay Parhtay Thy.

2000 Mai Bachay Parhtay Thy.

A for Apple
B for Banana
C for Cat
D for Dog

2009 Mai Parhty Hain:

A for Aata
B for Bijli
C for Cheeni
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Honto''n Se Jo Chooo Lia

Honto''n Se Jo Chooo Lia

Ehsaas Ab Tak Hai

Aankhain Nam Hain

Aur Saanso''n Main Aag Ab Tak Hai

Aur Kyun Na Ho

Khai Bhi Tou ''''HARI MIRCHI'''' Hai ;->

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Aadmi bike pe aaya or kaha
lift chahiye kya?

larki boli.

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Sardar ko truck ne takkar mar di

Dost: Yar jo hona tha hogaya
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ill always remember

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