Height of Orkuting.

Height of Orkuting...!

Boss got angry with employee as he saw him orkuting....!

Ssends his termination through Scrap..!

May, 19 2010 130 chars (1 sms) 2002 views Funny

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ya allah ya rehman

Ya ALLAH
YA REHMAN
YA RAHEEM

Daro Mat

Kisi Ko Frwrd Nhi
Krna !!

Khud Hi Parh Lo
PAAPI INSAAN ... ;->

In foreign Daughter:

In foreign Daughter:

Dad, I got married yesterday evening. I forgot to inform u.

Daddy: Its ok my child. But next time U shud invite me :-D

AMERICAN :"OUR DOG FIND BOMS"

AMERICAN :"OUR DOG FIND BOMS"

JAPANIES: " OUR FISH PLAY FOOT BALL"

INDIAN: YE TO KUCH BHI NAHI HAI YAAR....................................... HUMARE TO GADHE BHI WORDCUP KHELTE HAIN.

Height oF Joke:

Height oF Joke:
Gandhiji Joined Gym At D Age Of 18.
Sm1 Said:Wah Kya Body Hai!

Since Den He Stopped

Wearing Shirt!!

ek pathan bandoq le kar

Ek Pathan Bandoq Le Kar
Machli Ka Shikar Krny
Jungle Mein Gaya.

Jao Re Tum Bhi PATHAN Nikla,
Joke Tou Uppar Hi Khatam Ho Gaya Tha.. =P ;)

Woh to aj bi hamain

Woh to aj bi hamain dekh kar muskurate hain
Yeh to un k bache hi kamine hain jo hamain mamu mamu bulatay hai

Whisky, Beer & Cigarettes Are A Person''s Worst Enemies... .

Whisky, Beer & Cigarettes Are A Person''s Worst Enemies...
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Rn''t They...?
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But The Man Who Run Away 4rm His Enemy Is A Coward
So Cheers... ;->

Which Was The First Nike Shop?

Which Was The First Nike Shop?

Ans : The First Barber''s Shop In Pakistan

(Naai Ki Dukaan)

jb koi dost apne dos

Jb Koi Dost Apne Dost
k Liye Khulos Se Dua
Krta Hy
Tou Wo Dua Us k Dost k
Haq Me Baad Me Or
Pehle Us k Apne Haq Me
Qubool Hoti Hy !

ALLAH Karey Teri Shaadi
Ho Jaye ;->

Santa apni biwi

Santa apni biwi k offic gaya to dekha Boss k godi me baithi dictation le rahi thi.
Santa-Chal Laajo,aisi jagah kam nahi karna jahan staff k liye kursi b na ho!.

Who is a diplomat????

Who is a diplomat????

A diplomat is 1 who forgets 2 wish his wife on her b''day

&

later tells "How u expect me 2 remember ur b''day when u never look older... ;->

Teri Or Pervaiz Mushrad Ki

Teri Or Pervaiz Mushrad Ki Ek Adat Same Hai

Janta Hai Kiya ??

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Woh Bhi Kamina Hai Or Tu Bhi

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Height of Orkuting.

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