what kind of car dr

What Kind Of Car
Drives Over water ... ?

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Any Kind Of Car,
If It Goes Over
A Bridge ... ;->

May, 06 2010 172 chars (2 sms) 2631 views Funny

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7:30- coffee

7:30- coffee
9:30- breakfast
12:30- juice
2:30- lunch
4:30- tea
6:00- snacks
9:30- dinner

time time pe khana malum hai..
bas msg time pe karna malum nahi

Meri Prem Kahani ka ajeeb ending

Meri Prem Kahani ka ajeeb ending tha...Izhare_muhabat by SMS kia thaa..Us ki shadi ho gai and Sms abhi tak pending tha...

Your girlfriend is:

Your girlfriend is:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.
In short she is your S.I.S.T.E.R.

no matter whether guys buy 220cc pulsars

No matter whether guys buy 220cc pulsars or 350cc royal enfields,

it cannot overtake a beautiful girl
on a 80cc scooty-pep!

Na Jane Log Kyu Darte He

Na Jane Log Kyu Darte He
Kuch Log To SMS Hi Nahi Karte He
Or Kuch Log AAP Jaise B Is Duniya Me.
Jo MISCALL Mar K B Balance Check Karte He

Husband wife mein larai hoi

Husband wife mein larai hoi,
Husband ghar se chala gaya,

Husb:Rat ko phone pay,”Khanay mein kia hai”
Wife:Zeher.
Husb:Mai dair se aonga, tum kha kar so jana:D

Heer aur Ranjha

Heer to Raanjha: Mein tere Ishq mein barbaad hogayi hun,
Badnaam hogayi hun,
Ruswa hogayi hun.

Raanjha: To mein konsa DSP ban gaya hun?
mein khud bheek maangta phir raha hun.

There are many brave men

There are many brave men who are adventurous and are never afraid to fight..

Some join Pakistan army, others get married ... ;->

''Sincere Apology:

''Sincere Apology:
If u dont like n e of my SMS or dont like 2 read or if my msgs disturb u
then plz dont hesitate feel free 2 Throw Ur Mobile!!''

''DUNIYA MAIN KABHI ACHAY INSAN KI TALASH MAIN MAT NIKLNA.

''DUNIYA MAIN KABHI ACHAY INSAN KI TALASH MAIN MAT NIKLNA.

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KYUN K
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MAI GHAR HE HOTA MON!!!!!!!!!''

Plz Tell Me Frankly !!!

Plz Tell Me Frankly !!!

Do I Look Stupid ? A Dumb Or Duffer ?
Do I Really Have A Funny Face ?Like An Alien ???

Plz Be Frank

Actually Someone Said To Me That

" I Look Like U "

Yaar mainu ik

Yaar mainu ik call kri,koi khas kam nhi,meri ik friend hai,tery naal gall krna chandi hai,osnu yaqeen nhi honda k Bander v gallan kardy ne.

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