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What Kind Of Car
Drives Over water ... ?
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Any Kind Of Car,
If It Goes Over
A Bridge ... ;->
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Shohar Biwi se
Shohar Biwi se
Tu Chandramukhi main surajmukhi
tu mujhse dukhi main tujhse dukhi
chatt se chhalang laga de, phir tu bhi sukhi,main bhi sukhi
Ek Faqeer Ne Memon
Ek Faqeer Ne Memon K Ghar Ka Darwaza Khatkhtaya,
Or Bola Meray Pass Khanay Ko Aata Nahi Hai.
Memon:Acha Mujhay Pesay Do Main La Deta Hoon. .
Galat Nazar Se Dekho Ge
Galat Nazar Se Dekho Ge
Tou Har Taraf Kharabi Nazar Aayegi . . .
Sahi Nazar Se Dekho Ge
Tou Har Sundar Larki
Tumhain
Tumhari
Bhabhi Nazar Aayegi . . . ;->
Q:Paki Girl Ziada
Q:Paki Girl Ziada KhoOB Sorat Hai Ya Indian?
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Aray Ziada Khobsorat Wo Hoti Hai Jis Ka Baap Ziada AmeER Hota Hai
True Love is like a pillow.
True Love is like a pillow.
U could HUG it when Ur in trouble.
U could CRY on it when Ur in pain.
U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy.
Want True Love?
Spend Rs50 buy a Pillow.
1 Pathan hamesha
1 Pathan hamesha Apne Mobile K Saath 1 Scissor Rakhta Tha
Kisi Ne Poocha
"Khan Saab Ye Konsi Science Hai ?"
Pathan: :"O Yaara Kbhi Kbhi Call Katna B Par Jata Hy Na" ;->
"cheeni" leny chaltay hain:
Wife:
"Suniye mujhe koi mehangi chez le ke den naa plz!"
Husband:
"Chalo tum tayar hojao
Hum
"cheeni" leny chaltay hain:-D
If u want to be a winner in life...
If u want to be a winner in life...
& want to become a great person...
listen to what your girlfriend say...
AND DO THE OPPOSITE...
santa banta
SANTA: Kal meri biwi kuwe mein gir gayi,
bahut chot lagi usko..bahut chila rahi thi..
BANTA: Ab kaisi hai..??
...
SANTA: Thik hi hogi, kal se kuwe se aawaaz nahi aai.
shohr maalum hota h
Shohr: maalum hota he k daraaz me koi khane ki chiz he.?
Bivi: Aap ne bilkul sahi andaza lagaya is me mere sendel hen. . . ;->
Agar Aap Ko Lagta Ha
Agar Aap Ko Lagta Hai
K Aap
Handsome ho
Smart Ho
Charming Ho
Tou Aap
Kutta Paal Lain
Sanp Paal Lain
Sher Pal Lain
Magar Plz
Galat Fehmi na Palain
Shukriyaa........... :d
HELP My Frnd.
Plz,,,
HELP My Frnd....
Gul Khan
Gul khan boht pareshan hai...
Kya koi usay bta sakta he k ramzan ki jhandia kaha milti han ?
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