what kind of car dr

what kind of car dr

What Kind Of Car
Drives Over water ... ?

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Any Kind Of Car,
If It Goes Over
A Bridge ... ;->
  

May, 06 2010     172 chars (2 sms)     2011 views       Funny

more Funny SMS Messages

Everything is
"Pre-Written"
But, with Prayers
it can be
"Re-Written"... ;->

/GooD MorninG\

Have a Blessed Day (:->
Nokrani:
Malkin aap udaas kyun ho?

Malkin:
Tumhare sahab apne office ki kisi larki se pyar karte hen.

Nokrani: Nahiiiiii.... Sahab mujhe dhoka nahi de saktay.
A Day Will Come Wen D Whole World Wil Celebrte
Ur Name,
Ur Fame,
Ur Thoughts,
Ur Ideas,

But U Hav 2 Wait For 11days

Till Ur Birthday ; April 1
T^r^u^e
F^a^c^t

Brain x Beauty x
Availability = Constant

And

This Constant Is
Always Zero ... ;->
Kaanto Bhari Raah Me Koun

Saath Deta Hai ?

Mom/Dad ? - NO

Husband/Wife ? - NO

Friends ? - NO

LOVE ? - NO

Only.........


Ur CHAPPALS !




Utha kar lo CHOOM Lo Yaar
''A 4 Apple B 4 Bara Apple C 4 Chota Apple D 4 Dosra Apple E 4 Eik Ore Apple F 4 Free Ka Apple G 4 Green Apple H 4 Ho Gaya Na Pait kharab Ore khao apple…''
Don''t be too good I might miss you, don''t be too caring I might like you, don''t be too sweet I might fall its hard for me to love you when you wont love me after all.
1 Bar 1 Larki Akeli Ja Rahi Thi
1 Larka Saamne Se Aaya Dono''n Bilkul Paas Aa Gaye
Larka Side Pe ho Gya Aur Larki Chali Gayi


Moral :

Har Koi Tumhari Terha Begairat nahi Hota ...

Teachr: Tum bade ho kr kya kroge?
Santa: Shadi.
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Teachr: Nahi, mera mtlab kya banoge?
Santa:"DADDY

5 lovly words-"i''ll top my class
4 pleasant words-''I''ll work hard"
3 sweet words-"i luv studyin"
2 spl words-"my books"
1 imp word-"LATER" ...
Newtons First Law of Ishq: A boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until on unless any external agent (brother or father of the gal) comes into play and break the legs of the boy........
Wife: Wherever We Keep D Money,

Our Son Steals It.

I Don''t Know What To Do About It

Hus: Keep It In His ENGINEERING Books.

He''ll Never Touch!