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what kind of car dr
what kind of car dr
What Kind Of Car
Drives Over water ... ?
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Any Kind Of Car,
If It Goes Over
A Bridge ... ;->
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wife tum ne kabhi s
WIFE: Tum Ne Kabhi Socha Hai
K Meri Shaadi Kisi Aur Se Ho Jaati To Kya Hota?''''
HUSBAND: Nahi, Main ne kabhi Kisi Ka Bura Nahi Socha...!
Ur words r Antibiotics,
Ur words r Antibiotics, ur smile is Analgesic, ur touch is Anti-Inflammatory, ur presence is Antiseptic & ur SMS is Anti-Pyretic that''s why I never fall ill
Ab Pesh Hai BUSH..
Ab Pesh Hai BUSH..
Joota Munh Par Nahi Laga To Kya Huwa BUSH..
Jurrat Dekh Ke Ik Jawan Ki,
Saare Musalman Huwe Hain Khush.. :p :d :-)
Employee:Boss Aap Shaadi-Shuda
Employee:Boss Aap Shaadi-Shuda
Logo Ko Hi Naukri Kyon Dete Ho?
Boss:Kyonki Unhe Pehle Se
Hi Gaaliya Khane Ki Aadat Hoti Hai.
Best Sms Of 1947
Best Sms Of 1947
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Tab MOBILE Tha Kya?
Kabhi Toh Thode
Dimag Ka Istamaal Kar Liya Karo!!!
Teacher asks students.
Teacher asks students..if a bird is sitting on a branch of a tree than wat is my age..
A student replies: its 48.
The teacher says thats true...how did u know it??
Student replies: my brother is 24 and he is half mad . . . ;->
u may have 3 reasons
U may have 3 reasons for not msging me:
1. No free msg
2. No bal
3. No guts to disturb a ''LION''
Partition was Due in 1930 but Huee 1947
Partition was Due in 1930 but Huee 1947
Main Reason :
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Yeh Decide Kar Rahe Thay k SIKH kon le ga Aur PATHAN Kon Le GA !!!
teacher 2 child
Teacher 2 chiLd!
Tum bohat badtamez ho gaye ho batao kya saza dun tumhen??
Child:
Wo larki jo 2nd last seat pe bathi hai us K Sath bahir nikal dain;-)
Phool Khil Kar Udaas Hai
Phool Khil Kar Udaas Hai
Samandar Ko Aaj Pani Ki Piyaas Hai
Ek Baar AAP Muskura Do
QK,
HAM Ko Dunya Ki
Sab Se
"KHOFNAAK"
MUSKURAHAT
Ki Talaash Hai.
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W e r e
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B y
A
W o m a n
W h o
H a d
B e e n
K i s s e d
O n
T h e
F o r e h e a d .. ;->
din raat sms kr kr k
Din raat SmS kr kr k aisa kr dia tUm ny pappU,
Ghar ki ghanti bajny pr b mobile utha leta hon... ;->
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