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May, 24 2010 149 chars (1 sms) 2226 views Funny

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Sardar to doctor:

Sardar to doctor:
When I sleep, monkeys
play football in my dreams.

Dr:No problem,
just take this medicine b4 sleep.

Sardar: Kal se khaonga aaj final hai.

When I waz a kid my

When I waz a kid my
mom told that angels
live in heaven ...

Now I know that it is
not true

B''coz if angels live in
heaven

Why am I here ... ;)

Be''-sharm Be-haya Be-waqoof Na-maqool Na-aehel

Be''-sharm
Be-haya
Be-waqoof
Na-maqool
Na-aehel
Jahil
Ullu k pathay

Hain wo log

Jo apki qadar nahi kartey ;

A 60 years old bachelor

A 60 years old bachelor advertises his Zaoorat-e-rishta
after 1 month he got a letter "mian sahib" is umar mein RISHTA nahi FARISHTA aata hay.

for all the people

For All The People
Who Have Got Their
Valentine

Happy Valentine

For Others

Watch Aalim Online ;->

Examination Hall

Examination Hall Main Students Ka Naara . . .

"Ye Baazi Haq Ki Baazi Hy

Ye Baazi Hum Hiii Jeetai''n Ge

Har Jaib Se Pharra Nikle Ga

Tum Kitne Pharray Pharo Ge . . ."

G . A . MICRO ;->

To The Beautiful

To The Beautiful Couple In All The Land,

May Your Anniversary Be Happy And Grand.

Happy Anniversary

Shrminda Tb Nhi Hoty

Shrminda Tb Nhi Hoty
Jb Zuban Se Buri Bat Nkal Jaye
Or Shrmnda Hm Tb B Nhi Hote
Jb Dil Se Kisiki Yad Nkal Jaye
Arey
Shrmndagi To Us Wqt Hoti Hy
Jb Shadi Me Khamoshi Ho
Or
ZOR SE PAAD Nkal Jaye :P ;->

Wait . . . Cool

Wait . . .

Cool

Relaxe

Ok

Ready

Steady

Get

Set

Start

1

2

3

Now Delete The Msg. . .

Time Pass Tha. . . ;->

DoORse dekhA tO

DoORse dekhA tO aNd3 ubAl rAhe tHe

aRre egGs w3r3 bOiling idiOt

DoORse dekhA tO aNd3 ubAl rAhe tHe

pAss gAyA khA liy3

wAise h| bhoOk bAhUt lAgi tHi..!

A Solid Reason For Having

A Solid Reason For Having
Two Girl Friends
At Once Time . . .

"Monopoly Is Always Damaging

&

Competition Improves Services... " ....

10 things i like about you :-

10 things i like about you :-

1 . You are a nice person with a wonderful heart

2 .

3 .

4 .

5 .

6 .

7 .

8 .

9 .

10.

Bas mein ek din mein ek he jhoot bolta hoon . . . ;->

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