Laloo Invite Englishman 4 Lunch.

Laloo Invite Englishman 4 Lunch.
Laloo Invite Englishman 4 Lunch.

When Curd Served,Englishman Asks,What Dis?

He Explains
"Milk Sleeping In Nite,
Morning Become Tight"
  

May, 17 2010     142 chars (1 sms)     2427 views       Funny

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film actress meera yesterday screamed
in an interview
"agar mein jhoot boloon to mera baap marr jaaye".
The city district government of lahore
has reported that 26 men from
various parts of lahore simultaneously
suffered a heart attack last night.


Hum ne tum ko captain banaya team ka, samajhdar samajh ker
"SHAHID...!"

tum to ball he khaa gaye naswaar samajh ker...!!
This is 4 Boom Boom Afridi... ;->
parhay likhay punjab k jahil hukmaran motawajah hun:18febury kee sham ko gum ho ne wala bucha puntured shuda cycle sir par rakhay main main karta huwa e-wane sadar jatay dekha gia ha mazeed malumat is paty par hasil karanin kangal awam factory flourelss bazzar pakistan
Aoouchhh movement;)
When i tried to hug the most sweet person on earth...
And my nose hit the mirror
Aoouuchhh;)
2-things in life that are more PAINFULL than DEATH:-1) when someone loves you & doesn''t tell you,2) when someone doesn''t love you & tells you.
Sardar got into a bus on 1st April
when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/-
and took the ticket and said april fool.
I have pass.
A husband gifted his wife a diamond necklace

and she didn’t talk to him for a month!!

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Because that was the DEAL ..!
Sam: I Have Changed My Mind.

Ali : Good

So Does This One Work Better?
Policeman: Tum ne faqeer ko Q mara?

Pathan: Hum ne ise baar bola tha ke hum aisa waisa aadmi nahi hai,

Phir bhi ye bolta hai

"Aik baar de dey baba, phir nahi aaonga

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.***Aameen***

Dil mein maangi thi ... ;)
Robert: Boss, mere teesra baccha hua hai. Kya naam doon?





Ajit: Cha Ling Chu.








Robert: Cha Ling Chu kyoon?









Ajit: oh dear robert, tumhe pata nahi," Duniya ka har teesra bacchaa Chinese hota hai! "-

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ek adbi sher arz kia hai:


meray kunwaiN se paani koi na bharay ~*~


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