Wife: Wherever We Keep D Money,

Wife: Wherever We Keep D Money,
Wife: Wherever We Keep D Money,

Our Son Steals It.

I Don''t Know What To Do About It

Hus: Keep It In His ENGINEERING Books.

He''ll Never Touch!
  

May, 17 2010     156 chars (1 sms)     2306 views       Funny

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JuB MaI BhUdI AuR BaDsUrAt Ho

JoW Gi KiA TuM TuB BhI

MuJh Se KaRo Ga?

BiVi Ne ShOaR Se SaWaL KiA

ShOaR: KaR ToU RaHa Ho . . ;->
Girl-Mujhe Ek Esa Shohar Chahye Jo Achi Achi Baten Karey, Hansi Mazaq Karey, Aur Raton Ko Bahar Na Jae!

Boy-Tumhen Shohar Nahi FM Radio Chahye!
''''Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do,
Ik benam si mohabbat mere naam kerdo,
Ik subha ko milo aur shaam kerdo,
Aur sham tak mere ghar ka sara kam kerdo


Jail mei 3 Qaidi ek dosare ko apne apne
jurm k bare mei bta rahe thy?

1st Qaidi: Mujy 2 sal ki saza hoi Q k mei ne chori ki thi.
2nd Qaidi: Mujy 3 saal ki Saza hOI Q K Mainay Bank Lota Tha,

3rd Qaidi:Mujhay 14 Saal kI Qaid Hui Q K
Mainay Sirf Aik Sms Kia Tha... =P ;->
Before marriage:
roses are red
sky is blue
i luv u..

After marriage:
roses are dead
i have flu
don''t cum near
paray hat tu;-)

so enjoy unmarried life...
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2000

1 sms 7 Rs
1 roti 2 Rs

2003

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1 roti 2.5 Rs

2005

1 sms 2 Rs
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2008

1 sms 0.23 paisa
1 roti 5 Rs

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700 sms 7 Rs
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No roti
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"hAmY" IS D BEST N CUTEST"

Say dis 10 tymz slowly wid ful AQEEDAT!

Ye msg 7 logo ko send kro 1 khush khabri milegi..

Dont Delete dis iz real,

1 larki ne ise delete krdya tha us k affairs uski AMMI ko pta chal gye

1 or larkay ne ise jhoot smjha usy raat k 2bje uske ABBU ne fone pe baat krte hue pakra kr phenti lagaie,

1 or ny name change kr k fwd kr dya
to usy date pr jaty howy kuttay ny kat lia

so plz dnt ignore n fwd it wdout any CHANGE.. =P ;->
ankh b baichain hai,
dil b terey liye tarsa hai,


ab to kar dey wapis merey paisay,
guzar ghaya ik arsa hai
Girl hostel mai phone
aaya
Nadra,Hay Khy?
Warden ne pocha:aagay
khy lagati hay?(Surname)


Jaeab aaya:
Ab to pata nahi pehlay
SARSO KA TAiL lagati thi.->?
"This day, when the most beautiful female MIND was born, is my
most beautiful day. Luv and Long live."

Hum Aise Dost Hain Aap K

Jisko Dekho to Khuwab

Socho to Khayal

Mehsoos Karo to Khushbu

Aazmao to Sacha Dost

Or

Bhool Jao to Aapki Aisi ki Taisi. :-)


Can A Kangaroo Jump

Higher Than A Effiel Tower?


Ans:
Yes Bcoz
D Effiel Tower
Cannot jump