Attention It''s Very Important Msg

Attention It''s Very Important Msg
Attention

It''s Very Important Msg


Allah Ka Shukar Srilankn Team Par Karachi Me
Hamla Nahai Hoa Warna
Dabal Sawari Par Qayamat
Tak Pabandi Lag Jati... ;->
  

May, 14 2010     169 chars (2 sms)     1948 views       Funny

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