friendship is about

friendship is about
Friendship is about. bringing out the positive when everything
seems negative...being accepted for who you are...being
able to pick up right where you left off...sharing, talking,
and laughing...Friendship is about us, and for that I"m grateful.
And I hope you have the best birthday ever, friend!
  

May, 03 2010     302 chars (2 sms)     3121 views       Funny

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Teacher: Dunya K Pehle Insaan Ki Nationality Kya Thi?

Boy: Pakistani.

Teacher: Woh Kese?

Boy: Uske Paas
Na Ghar Tha
Na Aata
Na Bijli
Na Cheeni

Phir Bhi Woh Zinda Tha. :-)
Nargis taxi driver se: Daata darbaar chalo gay?

Driver: jee haan

Nargis: kya lo gay?

Driver: paisay
Teacher:
Sach Aur Weham Me Kia Farq Hai?


Student:
Aap Jo Hum Ko Perha Rahe Hain
Wo Sach Hai

Lekin

Hum Parh Rahe Hain Ye Aap Ka Weham Hai . . . ;->
Door Se Dekha To
''Sher'' Tha



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Pas Jane Ka To Saval Hi Nahi Uthta !
Sardar aur us ka dost tange mai beth kar ja rahe the
ke achanak gory ne gobar kar dia.

Yeh dekh kar sardar apne dost se kene laga
dekho dunia kitni tezi se tarki kar rahi hai
yahan bi kima nikalne ki mashin laga di.
AQWAAL-E-ZAREEN
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choro.
AAP par konsa asar hona hy... :-


V e r y
T r u e ...

Every Woman
Is Wrong
Until
She Cries,
And Then
She Is Right,
Instantly ... =P ;)
Duniya mey sub sy
himmat wala kon?


"Dhobi."


Coz, wo kabi b kisi k ghar
jakar bolsakta
hy:sahib,bibiji ko bolo
kapry utar kr rakhn,m
abhe ata hoon....-;>
President "Pakistani"
Leadrship "Purani"
Army Chief "Kiani"
Prime Minister "Gillani"
Speaker "Zanani"
Nawaz Shrif Ki "Shetani"
Zardari Ki "Karastani"
Judges Ki "Baimani"
Wkla Ki "Manmani"
Ministers Ki "Farawani"
Awam Ki "Preshani"
Na "AATA"
Na "BIJLI"
Na "PANI"
Wah Re Wah teri Qismat "PAKISTANI" ;->
Wife : Do you want dinner?

Husband:Sure, what are my choices?

Wife :Yes and no. . . ;->
A good friend will bail you out of jail, but a best friend will be sitting next to you saying,

"damn v screwed it up but that was fun!"
Today I remained very sad just b coz of you.



Feeling Guilty that y I have punished u

Then I thought that the persons like u must be hanged not punished.