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Khoon(Blood) se
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Khoon(Blood) se
Khoon(Blood) se
Khoon(Blood) se likh diya har diwar pe unka Naam . . .
Aur fir tor di har Diwar jis pe likha tha unka naam . . .
KYUNKI...!!!
"SPELLING MISTAKE THI" . . . ;->
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A Nobel Award
A Nobel Award Winner Dedicated His Novel To His Wife
And
Wrote Its Dedicated My Wife
Bcoz
In her Absence I Could Complete This Book ....
A Mouse Wz Going Wid Itz Kids
A Mouse Wz Going Wid Itz
Kids
A Cat Jumped Infront Ov Them
Mouse Shouted:
BHOW BHOW
Cat Ran Away
Mouse: That''s De Advantage Ov
Learning Foreign Language ;)
dog fell in love with a cat
A Dog Fell In Love
With a Cat
Bt
Dog''s Parents
Refusd Cat
Gues Why?
They Gave a Solid Reason
Ladki To MUCHHO Wali hai
Sushmita Sen 00919821420167
Sushmita Sen
00919821420167
Bipasha Basu
009193164574
Malika Sherawat
00919822923242
Karina Kapoor
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Ja Aur Enjoy Ker
Sirf Tumhare Liye Hai
Ab Na Bolna Kisi Larki ka Number do...... ;->
A Rose Is Always A Rose
A Rose Is Always A Rose
Either It Is Planted In A Gold Pot Or In A Mud
Same Way You Will Always Be My Friend
Either You Are In Central Jail
Or In Mental Hospital
in which caseman st
In which case-MAN start Swetting
in 10 mins & WOMAN wan 2 go On & On..
Think..
shopping
What Is B.E. . . .
What Is B.E. . . .
8 semesters are there
80GB syllabus
80MB we study
80KB we remember
80 Bytes we answer
BINARY marks we get,
The Degree finally we get is BE
That is Brain Empty (B.E) . . . ;->
"sir! aap mere son
"sir! aap mere son ki shadi pe nahi aye,
bari shiddat se aap ka intezaar tha.
shadi bilkul be ronaq rahi aap ke baghair,
ham pe kuch to tars kha ke aa jatay.
sincerely yours
AMITAB BACHAN"
Sala! mujhe itna farigh samajhta hai
''Shaikh Apni BV ka Sadqa utarta hai 15 Rs ka. Aur
''Shaikh Apni BV ka Sadqa utarta hai 15 Rs ka.
Aur
Us main 85 daal kar Mobile ka Card Load kar leta hai.
B.V: Ye kya?
Shaikh: Sadqa Gharib Govt ko gaya Balance meray Paas aagay. :-)''
Men always wonder
Men always wonder wat a woman want
!but as a veru welcoming move deepika padukone revealed to the whole male community wat a woman want .
And that is "ek chutki sindhur"
Yara hum bohat preshan hai
Pathan: Yara hum bohat preshan hai
Dost: Kyun khan sahab?
Pathan: O yara subah se hum ko koi battery low k number se miss call de raha hai...=P;->
aaj humara unwaan hai maa
Aaj humara unwaan hai....
*" MAA "*
Maa kon hoti hai?
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Abbu ki wife...
Itna b nhi pta.?? =P ;->
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