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Khoon(Blood) se
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Khoon(Blood) se
Khoon(Blood) se
Khoon(Blood) se likh diya har diwar pe unka Naam . . .
Aur fir tor di har Diwar jis pe likha tha unka naam . . .
KYUNKI...!!!
"SPELLING MISTAKE THI" . . . ;->
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mumbai attacks kay b
Mumbai attacks kay baad Pakistan ney bhi India ko apni MOST WANTED LIST bhej di hai......
SINDH demands KATRINA KAIF
PUNJAB demand PRIYANKA CHOPRA
BALOCHISTAN demands KAREENA. KAPOOR
NWFP desperatly and urgently wants SHAHID
KAPOOR... =P ;->
Urdu Ki Pehli Book...1947
Urdu Ki Pehli Book...1947
Alif...Annar
By....Bakry
Py....Pankha
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Urdu Ki 1st Book 2008.
Alif...Aataa
By....Bijli
Py....Petrol
''Pakistan m 1 serway
''Pakistan m 1 serway
howa
k
kinti Grils
" @bi " say Dosti kerna Chahti hain,
y
Result:
srif 7% ne kaha-YES
Aur
93% ne kaha kamari aesi Qismat kahan''
Doc 2 Patient :
Doc 2 Patient :
The check which u gave me has returned back.
Patient 2 Doc:The head-ache for which
you gave me medicine has also returned back.
Ek Sahab Tez Chaltay Ja Rahay Thay,
Ek Sahab Tez Chaltay Ja Rahay Thay,
Ek Larki Ko DeKh Kr Ruk Gaye Or Bolay
"Mainay Apko Pehlay Kahin Dekha Hai"
Girl Answer:Yes! I''m Nurse In Mental Hospital;-)
True meaning of "GIRL":
True meaning of "GIRL":
"G"=GAPSHUP me sabse aage..
"I"=INNOCENT sirf shakal se
"R"=RONE ki automatic machine
"L"=LARAI mei kisi se kam nhi..
Dad 2 son:
Dad 2 son:when i beat u how do u control ur anger? Son:i start cleaning Toilet. Dad:How does that Satisfy u? Son:i clean it with ur ToothBrush...
Laado de lashkare jag mag kapre s
Laado de lashkare jag mag kapre sare!
O laaD0 sabun...
O laaDo sabun...
Ye Comercial BREAK Tha
Now
Continue Ur Work :-
Full of Emotion shair:
Full of Emotion shair:
Ab to zindagi ka maqsad hai tujhe apnana.
A for Apple B for Banana.
If you are MAD, I am your DAD.
Sardar got job
Sardar got job in a telenor call centre.
Customer: telelenor sim blocked what to do?
Sardar: dont take tension remove telenor &
put warid sim.
Thank you for calling ufone.
To be a "Good professional
To be a "Good professional", always start to study late for "Exams". Because it teaches how to manage "Time" and tackle "Emergencies"!!
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Defined As ...
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