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*Muhbt:Jske Dam Se Restaurants Abad Hain.
*Talib-E-Ilm:Mustqbl Ka Be Rozgar Tabqa.
*Parda:Jse Khawaten Khirki Pe Dalti Hain.
*Kitab:Wqt Zaya Krne Ka Zaria.
*Dil:Bgher Operation K B Ksi Ko Dye Jaskte Hain.
*College: Tafre Gah,
*University: Lover Se Milne Ki Jagah... =P ;->
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May, 14 2010
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U r a nice person…
U r a nice person…
but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning…
1st. pray to God so that u can live….
2nd.take a bath so that others can live…
KASHMEER Hamara Hai Aur Hamara Rahe Ga
KASHMEER Hamara Hai Aur Hamara Rahe Ga Hum Use Jeete Ji Aazad.?
Nahi
Hone Denge
Q
k
Agar Kashmeer Aazad Ho Gya To
5Feb Ki Chuti To Gayi Na Hath Se.. ;->
at a privat party meera was invited
Real Story
At A Privat Party Meera Was Invited!
Suddenly Meera said Sumthing Dat There Was Pin Drop Silence!
Meera: Waiter Meri Coke Mei SNOW Daal Dien Plz.
An Ideal Home Work Excuse . .
An Ideal Home Work Excuse . . .
Teacher : Where Is Ur HomeWork ? ? ?
Student: I Lost It Fighting This Kid Who Said:
"U Weren''t The Best Teacher In School" ;->
Positive Thinking:
Positive Thinking:
Poem: little bird in the sky,dropping potty on ur eye,
you dont worry,
you dont cry,
Thank to god..that elephant dont fly..
Pyar Me Aur Photograph
Pyar Me Aur Photograph Me Kia Similarity Hai...?
D0n0 Andhere Me Develope H0te Hai ;)
a b c d
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E
F
G
H
I
J
K
L
M
N
O
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R
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T
U
V
W
X
Y
mujhe pata tha pura parhey bina
tujhe Sukoon thori aaey ga le mar
"Z"
''Teri surat pe ye dil haaru
''Teri surat pe ye dil haaru
Teri zarurat pe ye jaan vaaru
Jis din tera sms na aaye
Ji ye chahe teri kanpati pe 2 maaru.''
Doc: tum
Doc: tum roz subha clinic k bahir khare ho kar aurtoon ko kyon ghoorte ho?
Santa: ji ap ne bahar likha hai: Aurtoon ko dkehne ka samay 9am-11am hai :)
Jab Tum Makeup Kerti Ho Bilkul Reema Lagti Ho
Jab Tum Makeup Kerti Ho
Bilkul Reema Lagti Ho
Wah Wah
Jab Tum Makeup Kerti Ho
Bilkul Reema Lagti Ho
Jab Makeup Nahi Kerti Ho Tou
Sahfqat Cheema Lagti Ho ...
Khamosh palko se jb ansu bikr jate han
Khamosh palko se jb ansu bikr jate han
ap kia jane ap ktne yad ate hen
Abi b usi mor pe khare han jaha
Ap ne kaha ta
tehro hum
PAKORAY le k ate hen!
Teacher: Bijli
Teacher: Bijli (electricity) kahan se aati hai.?
Student: Mere mamo k ghar se..!
Teacher: Kaise.?
Student: Jab bijli jati hai tu mere papa kehte hain "SAALON NE PHIR BIJLI BAND KARDI.."
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