Modern Dictionary:

Modern Dictionary:
Modern Dictionary:

*Muhbt:Jske Dam Se Restaurants Abad Hain.

*Talib-E-Ilm:Mustqbl Ka Be Rozgar Tabqa.

*Parda:Jse Khawaten Khirki Pe Dalti Hain.

*Kitab:Wqt Zaya Krne Ka Zaria.

*Dil:Bgher Operation K B Ksi Ko Dye Jaskte Hain.

*College: Tafre Gah,

*University: Lover Se Milne Ki Jagah... =P ;->
  

May, 14 2010     316 chars (2 sms)     2523 views       Funny

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Astronomers say
“The universe is Finite…”
Which is a comforting
Thought
For those people ,
Who cannot remember
Where they leave Things
Yeh Sun Kar Dimagh He Ghoom Gaya Faraz,



Jab Meri Dadi Ne Call Kar K Mujhse Pocha:

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Tum FaceBook Pe Ho?
An old man tottered into a lawyer''s office and asked for help in arranging a divorce. "A divorce?" asked the unbelieving lawyer. "Tell me, how old are you?"

"I''m eighty-four, " answered the old man.

"Eighty-four! And how old is your wife?"

"My wife is eighty-one. "

"My, my," said the lawyer, "And how long have you been married?"

"Next September we will complete sixty-two years."

"Married for sixty-two years?! Why would you want a divorce now?"

"Because," the man answered calmly, "enough is enough."
Pathan''s Wife Bought A
Beautifl Sweater For Her
Husband...
She Sent It To Him By Parcel
Along Wid A Note ... Tht Said
"d Buttons Of d Sweatr r Removd
Since They Were Too Heavy & added
To d Postage. U''ll Find ''Em
In d Rite Hand Pocket Of The
Sweater" ... ;->
PLz muje samajne ki
KOshish KrO

Muje mat tang kro,
Muje akela chOrdo,
Muje tumse koi taluq
nai raKhna,

Par ye dil rat bhar tumko hi sOchta ha,






SOne do mujko mat aO yahan*







EK sardar ne macher se faryad ki*


Friend Said to Me:

Mere Paas Ghar Hai,
Car Hai,
Computer Hai,
2,2 Mobile Phones Hain.

Tere Paas Kya Hai?


Maine Kaha:

Mere Paas.

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Cheeni Hai. :-)
A drunken LALA falls from 3rd floor,people
gather around him & ask''Lala ji ki hoya?
Lalaji replies,''pata nahi.main v hune aaya haan.
Laloo: I am so miser (kanjoos) that

I went alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money.

Bania: That is nothing, I saved full money.

I sent my wife for honeymoon with a friend.
Khamosh Palko''n Se Jb Aansu Bikhr Jate Hyn

Aap Kya Jano Aap Ktne Yaad Aate Hyn

Abhi Bhi Usi Mor Pe Kharey Hyn

Jahan Aap Ne Kaha Tehro

Hum Samosey Le Kr Aate Hyn .. ;->
Teacher:soch aur vehem me khy fark hai?




Student:Aap ki beti sexy hai
ye hamari soch hai lekin,



Wo hamare hath se bach jaye gi



ye Aapka vehem hai..->?
Don''t study too much that you forget your ownself!!
Or in the end you wud be...

Like..
Isac Newton boiled his watch in place of egg while he was noticing time from the egg in place of watch..

Albert Einstein ever in his life didn''t comb his hairs..

N above all,
Lous Pasteur forgot the wedding dat of his wedding..

Hosh se GEO!!

From:
Back benchers association..

Yes!!
We talk with arguments.


Baap Betay K Skool Se Wapis Aya Aur Bola
Beta School Se Shikayet I Hai

Betay Ne Kaha
''Konsi Shikayet Papa ,Mein Toh Mahinay Sy School Nai Ja Rha..