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*Muhbt:Jske Dam Se Restaurants Abad Hain.

*Talib-E-Ilm:Mustqbl Ka Be Rozgar Tabqa.

*Parda:Jse Khawaten Khirki Pe Dalti Hain.

*Kitab:Wqt Zaya Krne Ka Zaria.

*Dil:Bgher Operation K B Ksi Ko Dye Jaskte Hain.

*College: Tafre Gah,

*University: Lover Se Milne Ki Jagah... =P ;->

May, 14 2010 316 chars (2 sms) 3333 views Funny

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Zindagi main PAISA

Zindagi main

PAISA

PYAR

DOST

Sab atay hain jatay hain

PAR

Totay howay DANT wapis nahi atay

Samajdar ho umeed hai SmS bhejty raho ge...

What A Dialogue!! :D

Boy askd girl: y do u love a rose,
Which dies in a day. But
Don’t love me,
Who dies 4 u everyday??

Girl replied:
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Oye hoye…
What a dialogue!! :d

@ HI Meri Jaan

@ HI Meri Jaan

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Nikal Rahi hY sARDI se!

To Know A Person

To Know A Person
Walk A Mile In His Shoes

Then

Then What ? ? ?

He Is One Mile Away, U Have His Shoes . . . .

JuzZZ RuNnN . . . ;->

Paani Ka MaZak

Paani Ka MaZak Kese Udaoge??
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Paani Ko Garam Karo Aur Nahao Hi Mat!

Who''s Pappu In D Movie

Who''s Pappu In D Movie

"Jaane Tu Ya Jaane Naa" !?

Aditi''s Brother AMIT

Coz Jay Sings Pappu Cant Dance ''SAALA''

Amit Is Jay''s Saala..

Man 1 sitting wid dog.

Man 1 sitting wid dog.
Man 2:"ur dog bites"?
Man 1 :"no"
Man 2 sits and d dog bites!
Man 2 angrily."u said he doesnt bite"?
Man 1:"That is nt my dog".

Teacher: Bachon Batao Pakistan

Teacher: Bachon Batao Pakistan
ne Jo Atom Bomb India pe pheka tha
aur India ne use Pencil bana
diya uska naam kya hai?

STUDENTS: ADNAN SAMI

O Rok Do Mere Janaze Ko Zalimon

O Rok Do Mere Janaze Ko Zalimon

Mujh Me Jaan Aa Gayi Hai

Peeche Mur K ou Dekho Kameeno

Ciggerate Ki Dukan Aa Gayi Hai ;->

KAKA GAL SUN

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<)( Kaka Gal
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Masjid Wichun 3 Lotey Fie
Gaib Ney,
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<)( Baaz
_/\_ kyu nal

1 Pathan Apna

1 Pathan Apna
Samaan Bag Me Bhar k
GEO k Office Pohanch
Gaya Aur Poocha:
"Wo Baji Kahan Hy Jo
Khabro''n k Beech Me
Kehti Hy Humare Saath
Rahiye Ga"
Hum Us k Saath
Rehne Aaya Hoon.. ;->

santa

Teacher: Tum Bade Hokar Kya karoge?
Santa: Shadi
Teacher:- Nahi mera Matlab h kya Banoge?
Santa-Dulha
Teacher:-I means Bade Hokar kya hasil karna hai
Santa- Dulhan

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