parho ge., likho ge., ho ge Kharab...

parho ge., likho ge.,
ho ge Kharab...

Chori karo ge., Daka dalo ge.,
Bano ge Nawab...

(ASIF ALI ZARDARI)~~^~~

May, 14 2010 122 chars (1 sms) 2583 views Funny

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orkut se pyar hain aah
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school ki inn classes me,
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badla har ek manzar hain
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Teacher- Yes, But
Only After Reciting The
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Kid- Ok !
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M,N,O,
Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z !"

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Beautiful to feel

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Red ROSE
pyar k liye

Yellow ROSE
Frndship k liye

White ROSE
Shanti k liye

AUR

Aapke liye?

?

?

?

?

?

?

NIMA ROSE
roj nhane k liye

picture

A woman shoots her
husband. Then she holds
him under water for over
5 minutes. Finally, she
hangs him. But 5 minutes
later they both go out and
enjoy a wonderful dinner
together.

How can this be?

Answer Updated :

She took a picture of him (shoots a picture.)
Then she held the picture/film under water to develop.
Finally she hung the picture to dry.

Dil se bolun ik bat main sachi.!

Dil se bolun ik bat main sachi.!
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Dosti ye hamari hogi na kabhi kuchi.!
Teri photo se to meri negative hi Achi.!:-)

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