BAAp: BEtA Aj AsmAAn sE Ek PAri aAyegi

BAAp: BEtA Aj AsmAAn sE Ek PAri aAyegi
BAAp: BEtA Aj AsmAAn sE Ek PAri aAyegi

Or Tumhen Chhoti MuNNi Gift de kr jAyegi

BEtA: Abbu ChutyA mAt bAnAyen,

HospitAL jAyen AmMi ki

DeL¡vEry hoNE wALi hy ;->
  

May, 17 2010     175 chars (2 sms)     3176 views       Funny

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U still coming down? ? ?




Jahila tenu punjabi ch e dasna paina a.

Es msg ch kuj v nai likhya parhan vastay.. ;->
Ladka Bola: Kash ein hasinao ke baap mar jate, Bahana gam ka hota, hum inke ghar to jaate. Ladki Boli: Bewkoof, Yeh bolana bhi paap hoga, Kisi din tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga.
''Once Ghalib Saw A Big Breast Girl..

He Said!

Ankhon Me Wahi Jaam Liye
Honton Pe Wahi Muskaan Liye..
Kahan Ja Rahi Ho Jane’Man
Seenay Pe Dairy Farm Liye.''
Last nite i had a dream abt U...
I saw tht v both were gettig married on the same day...
Ur wife was beautiful but mine is not...
I asked GOD:
Why it is so???
GOD replied:
"BALANCE OF NATURE"...!!!
1 Pakistani
dozakh se nikla
or chup ker
Janat mai
chala gia

Farishton ne
pakerna chaha to

Cheekh ker bola
Koi paas na aye
werna
Khudkush
dhmaka kr donga ;->
Man:I''m looking for a book-How to control ur wife.



Salesman:Sorry, we have only books based on facts ;->
French : Our Ancesters Were From
ROMANIA Thats Why We Are So

ROMANTIC

Pakistani : Our Ancesters Were From
TURKEY Thats Why We Are So

THERKEY.
:-)
Do you know what it means to come home at night to a man who''ll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness?

























It means you''re in the wrong house, ;->
Apni saanson ko rok lijiye,


Dil ki dharkanon ko thaam lijiye,


Dil ki gaheraai se mera naam lijiye,


Bus ab normal ho jaiye aur apna kaam kijiye..
:-).
''jee kia chaheyeh


haan kia chaheyeh???


msg parhna hai?



ULLU K PATHAY YEH KIA KER RAHE hoo


yeh mesg hee tu hai''
Agar tum mujh sey kabhi roothey to mein kya karoon gha?


Socho,

Aik aur dafa soch lo.

Nahee pata, to suno

"mein tumhari tangein tord doon gha" Samjhey
A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house…
still he was in jail…….why?
coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff !