BAAp: BEtA Aj AsmAAn sE Ek PAri aAyegi

BAAp: BEtA Aj AsmAAn sE Ek PAri aAyegi

Or Tumhen Chhoti MuNNi Gift de kr jAyegi

BEtA: Abbu ChutyA mAt bAnAyen,

HospitAL jAyen AmMi ki

DeL¡vEry hoNE wALi hy ;->

May, 17 2010 175 chars (2 sms) 2585 views Funny

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I want to share everything with u

I want to share everything with u
Your sadness, ur happy moments
Every single second of the day
Let’s start with
Your bank account.

insan ki poti ke 4 rang hotay hen

Insan ki POTI ke 4 Rang Hotay Hen
1- Peela (Yelow)
2- Hara (Green)
3- kala (ßlack)
4- kathye (ßrown)

Insani POTI Me Ye Chezein Aksar Dakhna ko Milti Hein
1. Kheery k ßeech
2. Kuti Huwi Mirch
3. Rol Huwe Timatar
4. Dhanya

kabi POTI ko Ghor Se Dakho To Images ßanti Hain
1, Cheel (Eagle)
2, Saanp (Snake)
3, ßhoot (Ghost)
4, Dinasour
etc...

Types Of POTI
1. Patla Dast
2. Sakht
3. Gaarhi
4. Sookhi
5. Jelly
6. Oily

Info Collected ßy
(Wiliam POti)

Boy: teri judai me neend urti hai, chain khota hai, jaan jaati hai or dil rota hai…

Boy: teri judai me neend urti hai, chain khota hai,
jaan jaati hai or dil rota hai…
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Girl: doctor ko dikha le Q K
dengue virus bhi aise hi hota hai!.... ;->

Misbah hum Sachin

Misbah:

Hm Sachin Ko Ksi Hal Me 100th Century Nai Bnany Daingy

Gull: Mgar Hm Usy Rokenge Kese,Wo To Fit Or Form Me Hy

Misbah: Hm 90 Pe All Out Ho Jayenge :-)

Best Punishment

Best Punishment Dat U Can Give 2 Male..

Giv Him A Mobile With A

Set Of Girls Phone No.''S & Put Him

In A Place Where There''s No Netwrk

Tum bhej rahy ho SMS!

Tum bhej rahy ho SMS! * * * * * SMS bheja ja raha hai! * * * * * tum ne bheja SMS! ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ullu ke pathey, sharam nahin ati bakwas kerty hoay, SMS parh rahy they ya bhej rahy they

1Pathan exam dene gaya to sath may "PLUMBER"Ko le Kar gya

1Pathan exam dene
gaya to sath may
"PLUMBER"Ko le Kar gya!

Kiun?

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Beacuse
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Pathan ko information
mili thi k paper leak ho
gya hai.->

Chan,chandni raat

Chan,chandni raat Mehrma Timtmanday taaray
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Na koi reply na koi SMS lagda a pasay muk gaye nay saray.

Na Barish Na Toofan

Na Barish

Na Toofan

Na Bomb Blast

Na Strike

Na Jalse Juloos

Na Muzahiray

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Pata Nahi Karachi Ko Kis Ki Nazar Lag Gayi Hai..... ;->

Hum ho gaye tumhare tumhe sochne k bad

Hum ho gaye tumhare tumhe sochne k bad,
Ab na daikhen gay kisi ko tumhe daikhne k bad,

Dunya chor dain gai tumhai chorne k bad,
KHUDA! Maaf kare itne jhut bolne k bad

peshawar ki police

Peshawar Ki Police Ka Bhi Jawab Nahi Hai

1 Pathan Talaab Main Naha Raha Tha

Police Wala Kehta Hai

Chal Ooye Bahar Aa Kar Kapry Pehan

Teri Talashi Leni Hai.:

2000 mai Lipstick

2000 mai Lipstick kitnee Sastii Hotii tHiii :)

bUt aj tu sab se farighhh Brand Bhi Mehnga ha :(

jeeenay Doo mushii

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