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Ek din milla wo mujh say
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Ek din milla wo mujh say
Ek din milla wo mujh say
Ek din milla wo mujh say,
Bujha bujha sa
Jhuka jhuka sa
Udasiyoun main
Racha bassa sa ....
Jo main nay poochha..
Udaas kyon ho..?
Jhuka ke palkain ,
Chupa ke chehra ,
Laga wo kehnay ,
Ammi ne chamat mara hai... =P ;->
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May, 14 2010
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Muna B Blanket Me Hai. :-)
Zindagi me kuch chizein apka sath kbhi nhi chorengi..!
Zindagi me kuch chizein
apka sath kbhi nhi
chorengi..!
1.Waqt
2.Dil ki dharkan
3.parchai
4.Naseeb
5.Yadain
6.Gham
Or
Or
INSHAALLAH
7,HUM.->
Car Me Baithi 1 Lady Ne
Car Me Baithi 1 Lady Ne, 1 Bhikhari Ko 1 Rupya Dekar,
Aasirvaad Dene Ko Kaha!
Bhikhari:Car Me To Baithi Ho,
Ab Kya Aasmaan Me Baithogi?
Ham pani kyun peety hain? .
Ham pani kyun peety hain?
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Lo sun''lo,
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Kyun K,
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Ham pani kha nhi sakty, Isliye, Peety hain;-)
student
chill man = Teacher to Student:
How many Planets are there ???
Student:
Mars, Venus, Jupitar.....
Teacher:
Aur Sunaaoo ???
Student:
Buss fitt,,, Aap Sunaao ??? !! =P =D
A Public Service Message For U
A Public Service Message For U
"Biryani Khaiye
Qabal Is K
Aap Ki Biryani Khai Jaye ..."
Message Brought To You By
"STUDENT BIRYANI" ;->
how do you expect me
How do you expect me to remember your birthday,
when you never look any older?
1 Chor K Bachay
1 Chor K Bachay Ne Fridge Se
Cake Chori Kr K Khaya To
Chor Ne Apnay Betay Ko Buhat Maara,
Cake Chori Krnay Per Nahi,
Unglioon K Nishaan Chornay Per
Aao Ehad Kare''n k
Aao Ehad Kare''n k
3 Cheezei''n Haath Se
Kbhi Nhi Jane De''n Ge
Sharafat
Sadaqat
Aur
Un Ki Girlfriends ... ;->
Lady 2 accountant:
Lady 2 accountant: can i met 2 manager,
"...Y NOT..." He is always ready to met beautiful women,
Ok then tell him that his wife has come to met him... :P
Ek Chota Bacha
Ek Chota Bacha Bohat Dair Se Ro Raha Tha.
Uski Maa Ne Pocha
Mele Laal Ko Ka Chahiye?
Tofee
Bishkit
Ya
Doodh..?
Bacha:
Bash Ek Nai GIRLFLEND
Khubsurat Shi :->
Why I Hate C.I.D :(An Example:LADY
why i hate C.I.D :(
An Example:
LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha?
LADY: Han, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me Tumhara Bhai Tha???
LADY: Ha Sir...Wo Mera Bhai Tha.
ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum RAHUL Ki Bahen Ho ..
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