Ek din milla wo mujh say

Ek din milla wo mujh say,

Bujha bujha sa
Jhuka jhuka sa
Udasiyoun main
Racha bassa sa ....

Jo main nay poochha..
Udaas kyon ho..?

Jhuka ke palkain ,

Chupa ke chehra ,

Laga wo kehnay ,

Ammi ne chamat mara hai... =P ;->

May, 14 2010 243 chars (2 sms) 2818 views Funny

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Dhanya Rs=3

Dhanya Rs=3 Mirch Rs=5 Palak Rs=15 Aaloo Rs=20 Teenday Rs=30 Tomato Rs=40 Yeh sab tu mehanga hai... par sms tu sasta hai! phir karti kion nahi? kanjoos.

There was a couple.

There was a couple. They were very happy and everyone thought they would end up together. But the girl left him. He was all heart-broken cos he thought he had found true love! After his chic breaks up with him, he feels like peeing. So he goes to the restroom. He suddenly realizes that the zipper of his pants have vanished!! how did this happen????

kyonki..Yaar bina chain kahan re, pyaar bina chain kahan re..!!

*"Elan-E-Aam"*,''

*"Elan-E-Aam"*,''

''*"Apni Zakaat"*''
Kheraat Sadqaat

Or

Qurbani ki Khaalen
Wapda Ko Dijiey

Is
Se Apko Akhrat
Me Ajjar

Or Dunia
Me Bijli MiLe Gi

Ek calculator dusre

Ek calculator dusre calculator ko kya bola?

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.."CASIO???"...(kaisi-ho? )

a public service msg

A public Service Msg

Agr aap k kisi aorat se Najaiz ta-alluqat hain aor us main se koi Bacha Paida ho jata hy to aap us ko kisi koory k dhair Pe na Phainkain .

Balky usy Paal Pos kar Taleem Dilwaien aor . . . !

"Wapda Main Bharti Karwaien"=P;->

''A rupee is easy 2 earn...

''A rupee is easy 2 earn...
but a smile is hard 2 find...
rupee loses its value...
smile increases its worth..
i lost a rupee when i sms u...
but who cares!
i won ur smile...''

''Mere Kitne SMS mile?

''Mere Kitne SMS mile?
Bahut saare?
Aur tune kitne bheje? Ek bhi nahi!
Haaak Thu: Ab tak bahut SMS khaye - Ab Goli Kha -
DHISHKYOUN!''

Man:I''m looking for a book-How to control ur wife.

Man:I''m looking for a book-How to control ur wife.

Salesman:Sorry, we have only books based on facts ;->

''meri yaad aye: yaad karo.

''meri yaad aye: yaad karo.
Zyada aye : sms Karo.
Ussey zyada aye : phone karo
Ussey bhi zyada aye to millo
ager ussey bhi zyada aaye to ..
plz jhoot bolna band karo''

Dil Ki Galiyon Main Dhoonda

Dil Ki Galiyon Main Dhoonda Tou Sunsaan Paya

Har Mor Pe Dekha Tou Kuch Nazar Na Aaya

Chalte Chalte Yunhi Yaad Aaya

Kaafi Waqt Hua Aap Ka Koi Sms Nahi Aaya . . . ;->

Children Are Natural Mimics

Children
Are Natural Mimics

Who Act Like
Their Parents,

Despite

Every Effort To Teach Them

Good Manners ... ;->

Murder Of English..!

Murder Of English..!

Gimme A Red Colour Pen With Any Colour Ink

U 3 Boys Go n Stand In The Four Corners Of The Class.

Both Of U 3 Come Here n Kiss Me

I Have 2 Daughters & Both Are Girlz. ;->

kEEP sM|L|NG :->

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