Ek din milla wo mujh say

Ek din milla wo mujh say,

Bujha bujha sa
Jhuka jhuka sa
Udasiyoun main
Racha bassa sa ....

Jo main nay poochha..
Udaas kyon ho..?

Jhuka ke palkain ,

Chupa ke chehra ,

Laga wo kehnay ,

Ammi ne chamat mara hai... =P ;->

May, 14 2010 243 chars (2 sms) 2491 views Funny

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Bijli ki yad main

Bijli ki yad main

Pakistani Qoum kuch arsay bad bijli ki yad main bachon kay name is tarha rakhy gi

Boys:
Chaudhry Transfarmer
Meter Khan
Haji Taar memon
Sheikh Stabilizer
Molana Deep Freezer
Jumper Badshah
Mian Cut out

Girls:

Fridge un Nisa
Istree Bano
Tubelight Bai
Miss Low Battery
Saver Apa
Wapda Perween
Trip Bibi

Aaae, Apun Tere 7 Sms

Aaae,

Apun Tere 7 Sms Ka Dhanda Band Kerne Ka Hy

Bole To

Ek dum khalas

Agr Compromise Kerne Ka Hy To

4-5 Jhakaas Se Sms Bhej Daal

warna khalas.

SARDAR Apne NOKAR Se:

SARDAR Apne NOKAR Se:
"Garden Main Paani Dalo".

NOKAR:
"Sahab Barish Ho Rahi Hay".

SARDAR:
"Saaley, Kaam Choor! CHATRI Pakar K Daal".....!!!

Nokrani

Nokrani:Saahib,aapke kisi khas dost ka phone aaya tha.

Saahib:Tujhe kaise pata chala k wo mera khas dost hai ?

Nokrani:(Sharmaaty huwe) puch raha tha Kameena ghar pe hai ?

Meri Qoum K Bahadur Jawano Utho

Meri Qoum K Bahadur Jawano Utho
Kab Tak Sote Rahoge?
Qoum Par ye Waqt Bohat Bhari Ha
Utho Jaldi Karo,Jute Chapal Sab Chorhdo

Utility Store Par Aata Agya Ha

Cbi Raids In Katrina''s House.

Cbi Raids In Katrina''s House.

Bathroom - 20 Lacs Cash,Store Room
50 Kg Gold & Bed Room Full Of

My Photos

Sily Grl. . ;-)
Krazy About Me. :-D

Meri Galtion Ko Chuna Kro,

Meri Galtion Ko Chuna Kro, Meri Larzishon Ko Gina Kro,
Ye Qadam Qadam Ki Hadod Kya?
Mere Sath Sath Chala Kro! Main Khule Mizaj Ka Shaks Hon,
Muj Se Saaf Saaf Bat Kaha Karo, Ye Mehrbani K Jo Lafz Hain,
Inhe Tum Na Muj Se Kha Karo Kahin Tum Na Ho Jao BE Sakon!
Koi Bad Dua Tumhen Kha Na Le! Ye Jo Khoye Khoye Se Log Hain.
Inhe Dehk Kr Na Hansa Kro Ye Dua Hay Rabb-E-Kareem Se,
Teri Tazgi Ko Khizan Na Ho,
Ye Bahar Tum Se Jala Kre,
Sada Muskurate Raha Karo

baba ranchoddas on dosti

Baba Ranchoddas on dosti-
"Dost ke piche mat bhago.Agar Bhagna hai to dost ki GirlFrnd k piche bhagoDost jhakh marke tumare piche ayega"

Memon ka 1 rupia chatt se gir gaya,

Memon ka 1 rupia chatt se gir gaya,

memon neeche pohncha to rupia nahe mila

kion??

memon rupiay se pehley pohnch gaya tha!...=P;->

Ek bar Sardar

Ek bar Sardar Gangubai ke ghar jata hai aur darwaja knock karta hai...
Gangubai:"Kaun?"
Sardar:"Main!"
Gangubai:"Main kaun?"
Sardar:"tu gangubai!!!!!"

Do U know About

Do U know About the shortest boOk ever written????

its titled''''what women want?''''

And it has only one word...''''everything''''

YeH arZoO hAi mErI

YeH arZoO hAi mErI yEh iLTaJa hAi yARoO
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Jidhar KESC Wale Dikhe Chappal Utha Ke MAroo :p

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