Raat ko ek larki ne car ko rukne ka ishara kia , car kareeb aa ke ruki tu larki boli " i am sorry main samjhi taxi hai"
car wala bola " main bhi yehi samjha tha
A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future?
Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college!
Dad 2 Son: When I beat You How do you control ur ANger?
Song: I start cleaning toilet.
Dad How Does that satisfy u?
Son:I clean it With Your Toothbrush