Ghalib

Ghalib
Wo ankh bohat payari thi jo hum ne us ko mari thi
Wo joti bohat bahri thi jo us ne hume mari thi
Hum to muft main e pit gaye Ghalib
Hamain to ankhon ki bimari thi.
  

Sep, 29 2011     165 chars (2 sms)     2889 views       Funny

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their CHILD who was nearby said: MAIN SAAALA PUPPY....!!!
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Pyar EK bar hota hai,
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This Msg: MEANINGLESS
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