Ghalib

Wo ankh bohat payari thi jo hum ne us ko mari thi
Wo joti bohat bahri thi jo us ne hume mari thi
Hum to muft main e pit gaye Ghalib
Hamain to ankhon ki bimari thi.

Sep, 29 2011 165 chars (2 sms) 3801 views Funny

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Ja Aur Enjoy Ker
Sirf Tumhare Liye Hai
Ab Na Bolna Kisi Larki ka Number do...... ;->

Ek bar kuch

Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye phir wo hotel mein phuchen unme se ek pizaa kha raha tha ek burger kha raha tha aur kuch bade dhayan se ye message parh rahe the.

Baby Baby , Yes Mama"

"Baby Baby , Yes Mama"
In Punjabi Version ...

"Kakay Kakay
Haan Beybey
Phak Laii Cheeni
Na Beybey
Jhoota Marda
na Beybey
Lawaan Jutti
Na Beybey
Khol Bootha ...

HaHaHa ...

if i had a flower fo

If I had a flower for

each time I thought of My Mother,

I could walk in my garden forever.

Happy Mothers Day

''SMS karne k fayde 1-Mobil ko zang nahi l

''SMS karne k fayde
1-Mobil ko zang nahi lagta.
2-Timpas hojata hai.
3-Ap jise karenge wo khush rahega.
4-Contact bana rahega.
5-Apko koi KANJUS NAHI kahega

WHEN U NEED HEART . . . Ye Dil Aap Ka Hua

WHEN U NEED HEART . . .
Ye Dil Aap Ka Hua

U NEED FRIEND . . .
Mujh Se Dosti Karo Ge

U NEED JOY . . .
Dhoom Macha Le Dhoom

U NEED HELP . . .
Main Hoon Na

U NEED BALANCE . . .
Hum Aap K Hain Kon ;->

1 pathan

1 darzi logon k kpry le kr farar hogya

Koi kehta mri shalwar

Koi kehta meri qameez

1 patan b ro rha tha Logo ne pocha q ro Rahy ho?

Pathan:Hmara naap ly gya

Jaane Kese Jeete Hain

Jaane Kese
Jeete Hain
Log Yaadon
K Sahare "pAppu",,,

MaiN Tu Aik SawAL YAad kAr k sotA huN Wo Bhi SubAh bhooL jAtA hoN... ;->

Ye Pehli Sarrak Hai, Jis pe Itne Speed Breakers Hain.

Ek Pathan Ghalti Se Motorcycle Qabristan Main Le Gaya.

Aur Bola:

Ye Pehli Sarrak Hai, Jis pe Itne Speed Breakers Hain.

Aainda Hum Is Sarrak pe Nahi Aayega. :-)

I.T.I., Lahore:

I.T.I., Lahore: An employee applied for leave as follows:
Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife.
Please sanction me one-week leave.

Girl: if u will try 2 kiss me

Girl: if u will try 2 kiss me, main shore macha dungi.
Boy:Lekin yahan to dur tak koi nahi hai.
Girl: i know but formality to poori karni hi padegi..

Mai aap ko kaisa lagta hoon

2010.
1 class ka bacha apni Miss se kehta hai.
Mai aap ko kaisa lagta hoon?
Miss: So sweet!
Bacha: To phir mai apne ammi abbu ko aap k ghar kab bhejun.
Miss: Wo kyon?
Bacha: Ta''kay wo hamari baat agay chalayen,
Miss: Ye kya bakwaas hai!

Bacha:
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Tution parhne k liye..

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