Ghalib

Wo ankh bohat payari thi jo hum ne us ko mari thi
Wo joti bohat bahri thi jo us ne hume mari thi
Hum to muft main e pit gaye Ghalib
Hamain to ankhon ki bimari thi.

Sep, 29 2011 165 chars (2 sms) 3479 views Funny

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Two guls are talking to each other:

Two guls are talking to each other:
HEY I GOT MARRIED!
OH,THATS GOOD!
NO DATS BAD ,HE''S UGLY!
OH DATS BAD!
NO DATS GOOD HE IS RICH!
OH,THATS GOOD!
NO DATS BAD ,HE WONT GIVE ME A PENNY
OH DATS BAD!
NO DATS GOOD HE BOUGHT ME A BIG HOUSE!
OH,THATS GOOD!
NO DATS BAD THE HOUSE BURNT DOWN!
OH DATS BAD!
NO DATS GOOD HE WAS IN IT!

when we throw a ball in the air

when we throw a ball in the air why does it come down?
no Physics answers
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bcoz no one is there up 2 catch the ball:-DB-):-)

modern dictionary

Modern Dictionary:

*Muhbt:Jske Dam Se Restaurants Abad Hain.

*Talib-E-Ilm:Mustqbl Ka Be Rozgar Tabqa.

*Parda:Jse Khawaten Khirki Pe Dalti Hain.

*Kitab:Wqt Zaya Krne Ka Zaria.

*Dil:Bgher Operation K B Ksi Ko Dye Jaskte Hain.

*College: Tafre Gah,

*University: Lover Se Milne Ki Jagah... =P ;->

COMING SOON …!!!

Jeet Chuke Hum Her Jung,,
Ab Yeh Baazi B Hamari Hai,,

Boht Zaleel Ho Chuke
Faraz
Sardar
Aur Aapa

Ab
VEENA Ki Baari Hai …..!!!
COMING SOON …!!!

Roza Hmain Sabr Krnay K Dars deta Hai,

Roza Hmain Sabr Krnay K Dars deta Hai,
Is Liay aP Sab Log Ramzan Shareef Me
Loadsheding Per Sabr Kr K Sachay
Muslman Honay kA Sabot Dain.

ManjAnib
Wapda
K.E.S.C
P.E.P.C.O

Thanx
Regards

Raja Pervaiz Ashraf... ;->

2 Saal palhay meri

2 Saal palhay meri girlfriend ka bhai sara din ghar per rehtay thay or us ka sath Date marna Impossible tha. Aj sub ATTA laynay line main kharay rehtay hain AB MAZAY he MAZAY

GEO MUSHSRAF.

truth g o d

~ Truth ~

G o D
m A d E
m A n ...

M a N
m A d E
m O n E y ...

M o N e Y
m A d E
m A n
M a D ... ;->

Wife : Honey .

Wife : Honey ...... What are You Looking for ?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? U''ve been reading our marriage certificate 4 an
hour ...?? Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.

Maalik:abay nokar

Maalik:abay nokar kuttay abhi tak tujh se machar nahi maray meray kano mien gunguna rahay hain

Nokar:sahab mainay machar maar diay hain yeh to un ki bivia hain jo vidva ho ker ro rahi hai

Piece Of Philosophy

Piece Of Philosophy From A Passionate Smoker ... !!!

I Always Think Of

Leaving CIGARETTE ...

But ... !!!

For Thinking

I Need A

CIGARETTE .. ;->

1 Hand on Horn

1 Hand on Horn

1 Hand on Gear

1 Ear listening Mobile

1 Ear listening Muzik

1 Foot on Accelarator

Other on Clutch

&

Both Eyes On Girlz

WELCOME to PAKISTAN

A very busy nation...

''How To Become a GENIUS?

''How To Become a GENIUS?

*some text missing*

Find The Missing Text & Surely You Will Become a GENIUS. ;-''

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Ghalib

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