Wo ankh bohat payari thi jo hum ne us ko mari thi Wo joti bohat bahri thi jo us ne hume mari thi Hum to muft main e pit gaye Ghalib Hamain to ankhon ki bimari thi.
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man''s 15,000. The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"
Presure cooker ne karhai se kaha: Itni kali ho koi cream qiun nahi use krti.Karhai: Main jitni b kali qiun na hon mujhe dekh kr seetiyan tu tum he martay ho!!
