think about yoursel

"Think about yourself atleast once in your life time...

Otherwise you may miss the best comedy in this world.. " ;->

May, 06 2010 137 chars (1 sms) 2029 views Funny

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Love Is Second Mistake Created By GOD

Off course GIRLS Are The First . . . ! ! !

But The Fact Is That

Both Are BEAUTIFULL . . . ;->

Youth Nowadays R Gettin Worst.

Youth Nowadays R Gettin Worst.

I Was In Temple

When A Guy Next

To Me Lite A Cigarete

Frm The Arti.

I Was Shocked N

Droped My Beer Bottle

I Know A Lot About

I Know A Lot About
Cars ...

I Can Look At A Car''s
Headlights And Tell
You Exactly

Which Way It''s
Coming ... ;->

Weather Forecast For Tonight . . .

Weather Forecast For Tonight . . .

Dark ;-> Weather Forecast For Tonight . . .

Dark ;->

Mjkoo Tou Tere Chahre Pe Ye Gham Ni Jachta,

Mjkoo Tou Tere Chahre Pe Ye Gham Ni Jachta,

Sorry Yar Tmhre

Hise Ka Roza Mai

B Tou Ni Rakh Skta..;->:-|

A Chinese pair

A Chinese pair accidentally had twins without getting married, Guess
what they named them... Jo Hua, So Hua.

Relation Between Men

Relation Between Men

&Women As On Now Days :-

You Can Touch Each Other

But You Cannot

Touch Each Other''s Mobiles . . !

Q. What does 98 stand for in Windows98?

Q. What does 98 stand for in Windows98?

A. It stands for number of times it hangs in a day!!

interviewee

interviewee;wat z ur date of birth?sardar;nov 28.interviewer;which year?sardar;abey ullu everyyear.

aik bachey ne zardar

Aik Bachey Ne Zardari Se Kha
Janab 14 Mahine Ho Gay Humare
School Main Teacher Nahin Aya.

Zardari To School Kaise Chal Raha Hai,
Bacha Jaise Mulk Chal Raha Hai

Air Hostes 2 Lalu:

Air Hostes 2 Lalu:- Sir, are you vegetarian or non-vegetarian?

Lalu:- I am INDIAN!

Air Hostes:- No sir! Are you shakahari or masahari?

Lalu:- Na re sasuri,, I am BIHARI!!.. ;->

Namashkar,

Namashkar, yeh hamari faltoo SMS seva hai, is mein hum logon ko waqt-bewaqt tang karte hain. Is seva ka labh uthane ke liye shukriya, ab aap apna kaam kariye.

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