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May, 06 2010
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Biggest Mystery of Maths:
Biggest Mystery of Maths:
1000s of years passed,
Millions of theorems derived,
Crores of formulas made,
But stil...
X is unknown!!!
A FOOLISH Man T
A FOOLISH Man Tells A Woman To Stop Talking
But
A WISE Man Tells Her That: SHE Looks Extremely BEAUTIFUL , When Her LIPS
r CLOSED .... ;->
"B.v Apne Shohar Ki Tareef Kb Krti Hy" 1
"B.v Apne Shohar Ki Tareef Kb Krti Hy" 1
Aadmi ne Apne Dost Se Poocha
Dost: Jb Shohar Chorh Jaye
"Kia Mtlb?" Aadmi Ne Poocha
Dost: Mtlb Ye K Bht Kch Chorh Jaye ... ;->
Situation,
Situation,
Whn 1 Hr Wi|L Be Back...
1st Frnd:Beth Ja Yaar Abhi To 10 Bjay Hain
Ghar Ja Kr Kya Krna Hai?
2nd Frnd:Nahi Yaar Naye To 11 Bjay Hain
1 Bivi Drivring Sikh Rahe
1 Bivi Drivring Sikh Rahe Thi Apne Shoar Se Boli
Dekhye Shayad Ye Samne Ka Shesha Thek Nahe
Laga Howa . . .
Husband : Kyon Koi Gar Bar Hai?
Bivi : Is Mai Peche Ane Wali
Gariyan Dekh Pati Ho Apna Chehra
Mujhe Dikhai Hi Nahe Deita . . . ;->
funny but true
FuNnY bUt TrUe
A Celebrity Is Someone Who Works Hard
All His Life To Become Known
& Then Wears Dark Glasses
To Avoid Being Recognised. "
''Faqat i$ liye hum ne mehfilon may jana chorr diya MOHSIN....
''Faqat i$ liye hum ne mehfilon may jana chorr diya MOHSIN....
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K koi pooch he na ley
"Putter tyra result kido aa raya a!''
Always Keep Ur Pic in Ur Pocket,
Always Keep Ur Pic in Ur Pocket,
U Know Y?
WhenEver U Face Any Problem
Just C Ur Pic
& Say 3 Times
"If i Can FaceThis,
i Can Face AnyThing.
Fight between teeth & tongue;
Once there was Fight between teeth & tongue;
teeth: manay zra sa dabana hai or tumhari cheekh nikal aani hai
t0ngue:manay th0ri si bakwas karni hai or tum 32 k 32 bahir ho gay:-D
Kya Tmhain "YAAD" Hai ?
Kya Tmhain "YAAD" Hai ?
Wo Raat
Wo Mulaqat
Wo Mera Israar
Wo Tmhara Inkaar
Aur Phir Baat 50 Rs Main
Final Honay k Baad
Tum Ne
"Gutter Ki Safai Ki Thi" ;->
Teacher: Bijli
Teacher: Bijli (electricity) kahan se aati hai.?
Student: Mere mamo k ghar se..!
Teacher: Kaise.?
Student: Jab bijli jati hai tu mere papa kehte hain "SAALON NE PHIR BIJLI BAND KARDI.."
teacher ali k papa
Teacher: "Ali K Papa Aaj Job Par Gaye Hain"
Es Ka Future Tense Banao
Student (Ali): Woh Kal Bhi Jaenge
Kisi K Baap Mein Himmat Hai Tou Ruk Le =D ;->
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