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"Think about yourself atleast once in your life time...
Otherwise you may miss the best comedy in this world.. " ;->
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May, 06 2010
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may u b wot u hope t
MAY U B WOT U HOPE TO B,
C ALL U WANT TO C...
DO ALL WOT U WANT TO
MAY YR EVERY WISH COMES TRUE...
"A VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO U"
1 TT Pistol Ki Qeemat
1 TT Pistol Ki Qeemat Tum Kia Jano Musharaf Babu . . .
Har Larke Ka Khwab Hota Hy 1 TT Pistol
Har Mard Ki Shaan Hoti Hy 1 TT Pistol
Aur
Mobile Cheen''ne K Kaam Aati Hy 1 TT Pistol ;->
Children, on average
Children, on average, laugh about 400 times a day. Adults only about 15 times. Scientists who study humor want to know why 385 laughs disappear?
Jab Tujh Ko Koi Zakhm Laga
Jab Tujh Ko Koi Zakhm Laga
Tou Libaas Apna Phaar Dia
Garebaan Apna Chaak Kia
Aur Zakhm e Lipat Gaya
Yahi Tou Kaam Hai Merq
Sunny Plast Naam Hai Mere.......... ;->
''"5" sawalön k sahi Answer dene per apko milega piza..!
''"5" sawalön k sahi Answer dene per apko milega piza..!
Challenge.
1.China Kis Mulk Me Hai?
2.14Aug Kis Date Ko Ati Ha?
3.Green Rung Kis Colour Ka Hota He?
4.Temater Ko Urdu Me Kya Bolte Hain?
5.Quaid-e-azam ki qabar me kon dafan hai?''
Kabhi kabhi meri ankho main Saya lagta hai ..
Kabhi kabhi meri ankho
main Saya lagta hai ..
Jo apna hia woh
praya lagta hai
tum se milney ki
Tmana tu bhot hai
Lekin
Anay janey main karyaa
bohat lagta hai........
Astagfirullah Astagfirullah
Astagfirullah
Astagfirullah
astagfirullah
Send This Sms 2 1000
people
INSHA ALLAH
Balance Khatam Ho jaye
Ga mager bakhshya tussi
fair vi nahi jana,>
Teacher-If 1000 Kgs= Ton.
Maths Teacher Was Teaching
Mathematical Conversions
Teacher-If
1000 Kgs= Ton.
Then
For 3000 Kgs
=How Much?
Santa-
Ton!Ton!Ton!
Banta-Kya Hua,
Banta-Kya Hua,Ye Mitti Kyun Khod Raha Hai?
Santa-Dadaji Ne Bola Mene Unka Nam Mitti Me Mila Diya,
Wohi Dhund Raha Hu
Professor: Tum 20 Saal Ki Lar
Professor:
Tum 20 Saal Ki Larki
Su Shaadi Kroge Ya
Apne Sy 20 Saal Bari
Sy ... ?
Student:
Sir ! Depend Krta Hy k
Kon Khoobsurat Hy !
Aap Ki Beti Ya Aap Ki Biwi ;->
U r on a bus & U need
U r on a bus & U need
2 fart ...
But d music is really
loud, so U time Ur
farts with d beats.
After a couple ov
songs, U start 2 feel
better as U approach
Ur stop, as U r leaving
d bus, People REALLY
staring down at U n
that''s when U realize
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
U''ve been listening 2
Ur iPod !!
Why are wives more
Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia?
The mafia wants either ur money
or life...The wives want BOTH!!
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