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Otherwise you may miss the best comedy in this world.. " ;->

May, 06 2010 137 chars (1 sms) 2852 views Funny

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Sardar’s Leave application

Dear Sir,
My wife is ill.
As there is no other Husband
in the family to look after her,
Kindly grant me leave for one day.

Husband & wife

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

hum kabhi aap se kha

Hum Kabhi Aap Se Khafa
Nahi Hotey

Pyar k Rishtey Bewafa
Nahi Hotey

Aap Bhaley Humain
Bhula Ker PEPSI Pii Lo

Hum Aap Ko Yaad Kiye
Bina Paani b Nhi Peetey ;->

''Aik Ladki darya par nahane gayi uska kutta bhi 7 tha.

''Aik Ladki darya par nahane gayi uska kutta bhi 7 tha.

jiska name tha "KUCH KUCH"

nahate waqt kutta iske kaprey le kar bhag giya wo nangi uske piche bhagne lagi.

Raste me 1 Phatan mila wo us se boli Khan Sahb ap ne mera KUCH KUCH deka.

Phatan: Wai Qurban hum ne to tumhara sab kuch deka.''

munna

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Munnabhai-Yaar Mast Mast Jokes

Pane K Liye

Kya Karne Ka?

Circuit-Simple Bhai,

www.smsxone.com Likhne Ka

I Filled In A Form At A

I Filled In A Form At A
Dating Agency Recently
Describing My Ideal
Woman, "She Should Be
Pretty Cute, Into Water
Sports And Group
Activities Plus Look
Good In Black"
The Agency Replied
Me Back And Told Me
"I Should Marry
Penguin ..." ;->

A-Aik lady apny

A-Aik lady apny niwasay ko lori de kar sulanay ki koshish kar rahi thi
"so ja meray "DIPLOMA" so ja,lal plang per so ja, ......
2nd lady yekaisa nam tum ne bachay ka rakha hy?
1st lady mn ne apni beti ko college "DIPLOMA" lenay k liay dakhil karwaya tha wo college se ye le kar aye
jy ab isay "diploma" na bolon to kia bolon..?

B- Wife I yhink our daughter is in love withsomeone
H''band "how do u know"?
Wife B''coz she is not asking for pocket money.......

C- Boy: chalo kisi sunsan jaga chaltay hn...
Girl: Tum aesi wesi harkat to nhi karogay..?
Boy:bilkul nhi...
Girl:to phr rahnay do janay ka ki faida???

maho maho halla hu

maho maho halla hu impatata dhooom patata ittamuta dhittamutta.

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This is da African way 2 say "fursat millay tu sms kerna"

''Raton ko uth kar, Khayalon se ho kar, Yadon me kho kar,

''Raton ko uth kar,
Khayalon se ho kar,
Yadon me kho kar,

Tumhe kya khabar hy,
Me apne KHUDA se kya mangta hon,

Viraano me ja kar
Daman phe''la kar
Anson baha kar

Tumhe kya khabar hy.
Me apne KHUDA se kya mangta hon,

Tum to kaho ge,
SANAM mangta hon,
JANAM mangta hon,

tum to kaho ge,
Kisi DIL RUBA ki,

Kisi DIL NASHIN
ki wafa manga hon,

Ye B ghlt hy
Wo B ghlt hy

Me apne KHUDA se Sirf
"LIgHT" ane ki Dua mangta hon.;-)''

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''Yar Paisy kab do gay mery

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Ye msg sb doston ko snd kro
90% pagal pura msg parhe baghair he rply ka''

Kal Kare So Aaj Ker

Kal Kare So Aaj Ker

Aaj Kar So Ab. . . .

Kal Kare So Aaj Ker

Aaj Kar So Ab. . . .

Abay Kerta Hii Rahega Tou Dhoyega Kab ? ;->

Tip Of The Day:

Tip Of The Day:
Always Keep Ur Pic in Ur Pocket,
U Kno Y?
WhenEver U Face Any Problem
Just C Ur Pic
& Say 3 Times;

"If i Can FaceThis,
i Can Face AnyThing!

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