think about yoursel

think about yoursel

"Think about yourself atleast once in your life time...







Otherwise you may miss the best comedy in this world.. " ;->
  

May, 06 2010     137 chars (1 sms)     2844 views       Funny

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Pehli larki 100 wale card main set ho jati thi


Or ab 1000 wale card main b mushkil se maanti hy

FarQ Tou Para Hai

Jeenay Do Musharaf
''Yaad tumhari har waqt ati hai
Dil ko bahut tadpati hai
Socha ki call kar lu
Kambakhat yeh customer care ki ladki barbar balance low batati hai.!!''
Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
You Are Too Sexy . . .
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If U Think U Are
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So Plz Stop Living In Wish Ful Thinkings . . . ;->
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife
If Ur World Is Spinin Around...
N Ur Heart Is Beating Fast..




Do U Think Its Luv?



Na Muna...
Its Called Heart Attack!
A student''s leave letter:
"As I am suffering from my uncle''s marriage I cannot attend the
class...."
Father To Guy : Wud U Still Love My Daughter Even If She Was Poor ?

Guy : Off Course !

Father To Girl : He Is Not Good, We Do Not Want FOOLS In Our Family ;->
duniya k das bardey shaitan,

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Oh I am unable to write your name ten times in a row


Ek khan zameen per lait kr phone kr raha tha.

Ek admi ne pucha yeh kia kr rahay ho.

Khan bola is me say awaaz aarahi plz try late kar./<


Ek Pathan Ghalti Se Motorcycle Qabristan Main Le Gaya.

Aur Bola:



Ye Pehli Sarrak Hai, Jis pe Itne Speed Breakers Hain.

Aainda Hum Is Sarrak pe Nahi Aayega. :-)
Why Kareena did not marry Shahid

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Bcz she wanted a new surname after marriage

Not Kapoor agiain...