Teacher:

Teacher:


Teacher:
What should be in a
book to make it a bestseller?

Tommy:
A girl on the cover
and
no cover on the girl.
  

May, 25 2010     125 chars (1 sms)     3360 views       Funny

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Ek Sahab Tez Chaltay Ja Rahay Thay,

Ek Larki Ko DeKh Kr Ruk Gaye Or Bolay

"Mainay Apko Pehlay Kahin Dekha Hai"

Girl Answer:Yes! I''m Nurse In Mental Hospital;-)
eXams are there,
at the paper u stare;
the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,
but just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DONT CARE !!
Mehfil Sji thi,
Sms ka tha dor,
Sms mene kia tha,
Ye kisi ne na kia ghor,
Sms me paisey lagy thy mery halal k,
or sab muftay keh rhe the EK or EK or.;)
Agar kissi k dil mein dekhna ho to uski ankhon mein dekho, kyun k ankhein jhoot naheen bolteen.

iss aitbaar sey tum boht kharab bandey ho tumhari ankhein aik jaqah par naheen tiktee
A Europian came to pakistan and met a fashionable

"khusra"
in a street and asked:

"Are you a prostitute?"

khusra:
"No No i am substitute"
Once "Chhakka"



Goes To A




"Raymonds Showroom"




Guess Y?


















2 Become A COMPLETE MAN
Gareeb shohor bola:
Lagta hai ab dosto ke
aage hath phailana
paren ge....




Biwi:Jaldi se tum hath
phaila lo, warna mujhe
taangein phailana parein
gi........................-;>
Tum pas aae.yon mukarae.

Apne batis dant muj ko dikae.

Dekh k mera dill

phoot phoot rota hai.

yar tum se ik brush b

theek se nehin hota hai.
Wo haseena wo neelam pari

Hui thi election main khari

Pata nahin kahan se goli chali

Ho gaye musibat khari

Jane kya kya hua

Samjhayon main yeh ab kis kis ko

Dil main mere haiDard-e-Bhutto

Dard-e-Bhutto
Dard-e-Bhutto

Dil main mere hai

Dard-e-Bhutto
Dard-e-Bhutto
Dard-e-Bhutto
''Shaadiyan Unki Bhi Ho Gayin

Jin ko Na Tha Aql-o-Shaoor



Pappu.



Apna to Ye Saal Bhi Guzar Gaya

Zikr-e-Nikah Karte Karte.''
Janab Zardari Sb Apni Kitab "Gharibon Ka Khaatma" (Jild 2,Pg # 74)
Main Likhtey hain..

"Meray Hum-Watno Mehangaie Se Na Daro Hawa Khaoe,
Ghussa Piyo Aur Mazey Se Geo:-)
Allah aap ko zindagi de
Allah aap ko daulat de
Allah aap ko khushian de
Allah aap ko kamyaabi de



sab yaad ho gaya????






Chal utha katora aur shurru ho ja! :p