Teacher:

Teacher:
What should be in a
book to make it a bestseller?

Tommy:
A girl on the cover
and
no cover on the girl.

May, 25 2010 125 chars (1 sms) 3921 views Funny

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Jb akelapan mehsus ho

Jab har janib khamoshi ho

Jab tanhai ka ehsas barh jaye

Jb taangen thak jaen

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apko TOILET mei bethy kafi der ho gayi hy ;->

Man: How old is your father?

Man: How old is your father?
Boy: As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Boy: He became a father only when I was born.

1 Admi Public Bathroom Gya

1 Admi Public Bathroom Gya
Aur 1 Hour K Baad Nikla.

Bahr Betha Huwa Jamadar Bola
20 Rupe Bhai G
Admi Bola: Bhai Mai Bathroom Mai Betha Tha
Net Cafe Mai Nahe:-P

Teacher: What''s your cast? Student: Pehlay hum Lahori tha

Teacher: What''s your cast?

Student: Pehlay hum Lahori thay

phir Bhatti huay,

phir Rajput hogaye,

ab hain darzi,

aagey mummy ki marzi. .

Qeyamat ke din

Qeyamat ke din, farishton ne kaha ke sub apne apne gunah likhien, sub likh rahey they, Keh achanak aap ki aawaz aai......
EXTRA SHEET PLS..!

Theif entered kitchen

Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.

Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?

Ek admi aadi raat ko

Ek admi aadi raat ko apni moti biwi se bola
k sisak sisak ke marna theek hai ya ek dum.
BIWI : Ek dum.
Aadmi : To apni dusri tang bhi mujh per rakh do.

Kitne din ho gay

Kitne din ho gay, Kitne haftay guzar gay, Baat mahino tak bhi chali gaye, Ab tu saal bhi hone ko hai, Ab tu kehna manno, Chalo jaldi se NAHA LO

in soft gleaming nig

In soft gleaming night of stars,
May all your dreams come true.
May every star of every night,
Bring love and joy to you.
Happy Birthday to you.

Man sees Sardar-G

Man sees Sardar-G
standing in d midle of
a huge feild of grass
& notices, He is jst
standing dere,doing
nothing, luking @
nothing
Man asks: Sardar-G
wh8 r U doing ?
Sardar-G: Em trying 2
win a noble prize
Man: How?
Sardar-G: Well I heard
they give d noble prize
2 ppl who r
outstanding in their
feild.. ;->

BOY : May I hold your hand?

BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn''t heavy.

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what''s your phone number??

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don''t you ever want to improve??

BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??

aik molvi ki bivi marr gai

Aik molvi ki bivi marr gai,
wo khusray se kehnay laga k alaan kerdo.
khusra mike k aghay ja kar kehnay laga
"haijjmalo pao luddi.
molvi di marr
gai Ae buddi":-)

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