Teacher:

Teacher:
What should be in a
book to make it a bestseller?

Tommy:
A girl on the cover
and
no cover on the girl.

May, 25 2010 125 chars (1 sms) 3810 views Funny

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Laila ne majno ko ek darakht k peechy dekha
or kaha tum majno ho? Wo
bola haan
Phir usko deevar k peechey dekha or kaha tum majno ho?
Wo bola haan
Phir usko ek darwaze k peecha dekha or kaha tum majno ho? Wo
bola abey haan ab mootne de gi ya nahi? =P ;)

AKBAR LAYA 3 GHORE ...

Arz kia hy...

AKBAR LAYA 3
GHORE ...

AKBAR LAYA 3
GHORE ...

Wah.. Wah..
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AAJA AAJA DIL NICHORE... ;->

Ek 10 saal ka kid bohot

Ek 10 saal ka kid bohot dhyan se ek book pad raha tha, jiska title tha: "Kids ka paalan poshan kaise kare".

Mother: Tum yeh book kyon pad rahe ho.
Kid: Mein yeh dekhna chahta Hun ke mera paalan poshan theek Tara se ho raha hai ya nahi.

look outside its sp

Look outside It''s sp pleasant !
Sun smiling 4 you..
Trees dancing 4 you..
Birds singing for you..
Because I requested them
All to wish you
HAPPY BIRTHDAY

One day RAVAN

One day RAVAN went to disco...
aur woh behosh ho gaya,
due to shock..!

why...??

bcoz the entry fee was Rs. 1500 per head.

Meri jis se hui

Meri jis se hui shadi wo thi itni saadi,
ghoongat me sharma k boli Bhayya ye kia ho raha hai,
main ne kaha chup Raho Baji hamara tumhara Nikah ho raha hai..:-)

Lady: Dr. Plz.

Lady: Dr. Plz. call my husband inside

Dr:Trust me,main sharif aadmi hun
Lady:No Dr
ap ki Nurse bahar akeli hai aur mera husband sharif nahi hai... ;-)

Pappu Pinky ko pasand

Pappu Pinky ko pasand karta hay or Pinky Pappu k bhai ko jab k Pappu k bhai ko Pinky ki behen achi lagti hay lekin Pinky ki behen Pappu ko pasand karti hay haalaan k Pappu pehlay hee Pinky ko chahta hai.
Ab jab k Pinky ko Pappu acha nahi lagta aur Pappu ka bhai Pinky k liay raazi nahin hai aur Pappu Pinky ki behen se pyaar nahi karta jab k Pinky ki behen ko Pappu ka bhai acha nahin lagta...

Ab batao k is poori situation main kya kiya jaye..? ;->

Once a husband

Once a husband and wife were preparing to go office and the wife thought she would drive today for the office.

Wife : Chalo na car me kahin ghumne chalte hai, aur car me drive karungi!

Huband : “Agar tum car drive karogi to jayenge car mein, aayenge akhbaar mein”!!

shaadi k din kareeb

shaadi k din kareeb aye to maha ko diting ka shaok hova .mein le ayi Sufi ko.kyunk sufi per aiteybar jo tha.subha hoi to dekha na Maha thi na sufi.

Whats difference

Whats
difference
between
first NIGHT
&
LAST NYT?
.
.
.
If
u
sleep
on
FLOWERS,
its 1st NIGHT!
.
.
.
If
u
sleep
wid
FLOWERS
on
u,
its
LAST NIGHT..!

Teacher.

Teacher. Bachon wada kro cigrett shrab nahi pioge.
bachey:nahi pienge.
Teacher:larkio ka pecha nahi karoge
bachey:nahi karnge
Teacher:un pr awazen nahi kaso ge.
bachey: nahi kasenge.
Teacher: apni zindagi watan pr qurban karoge.
bachey: karenge,asi zindgi ka karna bhi kia he.

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