Teacher:

Teacher:


Teacher:
What should be in a
book to make it a bestseller?

Tommy:
A girl on the cover
and
no cover on the girl.
  

May, 25 2010     125 chars (1 sms)     3725 views       Funny

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height of change...!
Are u a high scoring student?




Bored of getting good marks?




Try enginering



Marks se no marks



fark dekhiye sirf 6 mahino mein
A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
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Books And Study
whAt d|d A rAt sAy tO A cAt??




tHink?


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?

BillO rAn| kAhO tO aBhi jaAan De DuN...!
Sardar selected a short girl to marry.
Why?
Because guru ji told him
Musibat jitni choti ho utna acha hai


Facts Abt Me:

Einstien Copied My Eqn E=Mc2
Bill Gates Was Asking For A Xp Cd Frm Me
When I Threw An Apple On Newton He Knew Abt Gravity
Sweet like honey,
Costly like money,
Blessing like shower,
Smiling like flower,
Cool like ice,
a friend so nice,
guess WHO,



"ofcourse Me"
" Not U"
Hamare Office Main Jo Jo Bhi Bolta Hai, Sirf Wahi Sunta Hai Kyon?
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Kyonki Jo Jo Hamare Office Mein Ek Bande Ka Naam Hai Aur Woh Bahut Dheeme Bolta Hai....Isliye Sirf Wahi Sunta Hai.
A mother serves her sugar with
A bit of peppermint
To clarify the passages
That carry what she meant
When she first set to bear a soul
Quite separate from her own,
Whom she would cherish, yet must teach
To live and die alone.
Macher aur Makhi Ke Hogai Shaadi.
Pehli He Raat Mai Hogai Barbadi.
Macher ki to Kismaat He Khoti thi
Makhi Mospell Laga ka Soti thi . . . ;-
Arz kiyA hAi . . .

ZindAgi nE diyE bAhot sE sitAM




WAh WAh







ZindAgi nE diyE bAhot sE SitAM








wAh wAh




KhudA ki KAsAM
EID khAtAm... :d ;->
Dunia mein 3 loag Bahut khush naseeb hotay hein.....

1 – Wo Jinko Achha Yaar milta hai.


2 – Wo jinhein sachha Pyaar milta hai.


3 – Wo jinhein mera Scrap baar baar milta hai
''Duniya Se Jo Dare, Usse Kayar Kehte Hain,
Duniya Jisse Dare, Usse Shayar Kehte Hain,
Biwi Se Jo Dare, Usse Shohar Kehte Hain.''