Teacher:

Teacher:


Teacher:
What should be in a
book to make it a bestseller?

Tommy:
A girl on the cover
and
no cover on the girl.
  

May, 25 2010     125 chars (1 sms)     3883 views       Funny

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Larki Jub Saray Kapray Utaar Laiti Hay To Kia Hota Hay?
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Taar Khali Ho Jati Hay.
Yaar Kabhi To +Ve Socha Karo... ;->
''2 Lahori larkey mar gaye

Naik thay to janat ma chaley gaye

But
Unhon ne janat ma bari kutt khai!

Pata ha kiyo?


Janat ma Farishto ko kehty hain
"Yaar jannat to achi hy Sb kch hy 70 hurain b hn,

Pr:
Lahore Lahore ey.. :)''
Apni saanson ko rok lijiye,


Dil ki dharkanon ko thaam lijiye,


Dil ki gaheraai se mera naam lijiye,


Bus ab normal ho jaiye aur apna kaam kijiye..
:-).
Modern Dictionary:

*Muhbt:Jske Dam Se Restaurants Abad Hain.

*Talib-E-Ilm:Mustqbl Ka Be Rozgar Tabqa.

*Parda:Jse Khawaten Khirki Pe Dalti Hain.

*Kitab:Wqt Zaya Krne Ka Zaria.

*Dil:Bgher Operation K B Ksi Ko Dye Jaskte Hain.

*College: Tafre Gah,

*University: Lover Se Milne Ki Jagah... =P ;->
Jab lite band hoti hai tb sub ki khul jati hai
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Aankh Garmi se. :-)
Shakespear said, "This World Is A Stage & We All Are Actors".

In Punjabi It Is Translated As,

"Ae Dunya Ik Drama Ae, Tae Tusi Sarray Marasi O".
Policeman: Tum ne faqeer ko Q mara?

Pathan: Hum ne ise baar bola tha ke hum aisa waisa aadmi nahi hai,

Phir bhi ye bolta hai

"Aik baar de dey baba, phir nahi aaonga
Kitne din ho gay, Kitne haftay guzar gay, Baat mahino tak bhi chali gaye, Ab tu saal bhi hone ko hai, Ab tu kehna manno, Chalo jaldi se NAHA LO
Wife Came Home Wid a Goat .

Husband Asked: Ais Bhanis Ko Ghar Kyon Lai Ho ??

Wife : Dikhta nahi Bakri Hai

Husband: Bakri Se Hi Poch Raha Hon..
Khuda kare tera mobile kho jaye.
Mile mujhe aur mera ho jaye.
Karu SMS ladkion ko naam tera aaye.
Maar tujhe pade aur
kaleja mera thanda ho jaye.
Newton’s Law Of Love . . .

Every Boy On Earth Is Attraacted 2wards A Girl Wid A Force
Directly Propotional 2 da Beauty Of Girl
&
Inversly Propotional 2 da Strenght Of Her Brothers . . . ;->
santa 2 his wife : light chali gayi hain...bahut garmi ho rahi hain..jara fan on karna...
santa''s wife : kar di na sardaaro waali baat...!! agar Fan on kiya to candle bhuj jayegi na...!!!!