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What should be in a
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Tommy:
A girl on the cover
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May, 25 2010
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angel askd a man af
Angel askd a man
after death:
Kya tum shadi shuda thy?
Man: Haan
Angel Orderd:
Ye dozakh bhugat k
aaya hy isay
jannat main daal do
Angel ask same
question to another
man:
Man: 2 baar shaadi ki thi
Angel orderd:
Isay dozakh main daal do
isay dozakhmain rehny ki
aadat ho gai hy ... ;->
Qus: What is The Extreme Height of Stupidity?
Qus: What is The Extreme Height of Stupidity?
Ans: Two Phathans Sitting iN Riksha and Fighting For Corner Seat..!!!
When U Take My Name
When U Take My Name
Slowly, I Die In The
Spot ...
Samajh Aai ???
Nahi Aai !!
O Yaar !!
Jaddon Holi Jaee
Lena Aen Mera Naam
Main Thaan Marr Jaandi
Aan ... ;->
1 Pathan Apne
1 Pathan Apne
Rikshaw k 7 Khara Tha
1 Aadmi Aaya Aur Bola:
"Bhai Gulshan Jaoge?"
Khan:
Me Tou Chala Jaonga
Lekin Mera Rikshaw Ka Ko
Khyal Rakhega ...? ;->
Oopar aasman hai
Oopar aasman hai
Niche sagar hai,
Aur ek bander isse
Shayri samaj kar parh raha hai
Have We Ever Realized
Have We Ever Realized That the Word
''STUDYING'' is Actually a Combination of the Word,
''STUDENT''
&
''DYING'' :-)
Pathan Bought A Car On Loan...
Pathan Bought A Car On Loan...
He Didn''t Pay The Dues,
The Bank Took Away His Car.
Pathan: If I Knew This,
I''d Have Taken A Loan For My Marriage Also! :-(
Height of telling a lie
Height of telling a lie
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a negro takin bath n singing d song " PANI ME JALE MERA GORA BADAN"
Life is like a drama:
Life is like a drama:
If u r sad (TRAGEDY)
If u r afraid (SUSPENSE)
If u r angry (ACTION)
If u look in da mirror (COMEDY)
NOW U R SMILING THAT''S (HORROR)!
What Do U Call
What Do U Call A Dog With No Legs . . . .? ? ?
Don''t Matter What U Call Him, He Can''t Bite U . . . ;->
Ek BALL pe 2 ChokkAy
Ek BALL pe 2 ChokkAy
Or
Ek Life me 2 MAuqAy nhi miLtAy . . .
JAwAni pe LAgA ShAbbAb
Or
Zor se LAgA PishAb ziAdA dAir nhi ruktA . . :p ;->
KfC Price.....
KFC New Prices.
Piza @Rs.200
Chicken @Rs.150
Burger @Rs.100
Pepsi @Rs.50
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ap k pas tou sms k liye b paisy nhi hote.
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