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Teacher:
What should be in a
book to make it a bestseller?

Tommy:
A girl on the cover
and
no cover on the girl.

May, 25 2010 125 chars (1 sms) 3420 views Funny

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Have U Ever Noticed .. ?

That

The Longst Minutes In
The World
Are The Last
5 Minutes Of A
LECTURE

While The Shortest
5 Minutes Are The Last
5 Minutes Of EXAM ... ;->

Two lovers plan

Two lovers plan 2 commit Suicide.Boy jumped 1st.Gurl closed her eyez n return baq saying love is blind.
Da boy in air opens his Parashute saying Love never dies

Iqrar-e-Mohabbat

Iqrar-e-Mohabbat Kuch Gunah Tou Nahi Hai

Bas Pehle Ye Pata Ker Lena
''''Bhai Kitne Hain.." ;->

Jo Ho Gaya Wo Ho Gaya

Jo
Ho Gaya
Wo Ho Gaya
Jo
Hona Hoga
Wo Hoga
Or Jo Nahi
Hona Hai
Wo Nahi Hoga
Q K Jo
Hona Hai
Wo Tu
Hoga Hi Hoga
Ab Dekhna Hai
K Kia
Hoga..?
OR
Kia Nahi
Hoga
Hönay Ko Tu
Kuch Bhi Hoga
Yahi
Sochna Hai
K Kia
Hoga..?
Agar
Kuch Hoga
Tu Theek
Hoga OR
Nahi Hoga
Tu Bhi Theek
Hoga
OR
Theek Nahi Hoga
Tu Kuch
Kaisay Theek
Ho Ga..?
Ab AAP Batao K Aagay Kia Hoga..?
Kisi Or
Ko
AAP
Bhi
Bhejo
Acha
Time Pass Hoga
Nai ho ga tu wo pagal ho ga.... ;->

Father Askd 2

Father Askd 2 H¡S SOn:Tum Baar Baar Matric Me Fail Hotay Ho Tum
Ne Aj Tak Kuch Na Kuch To Seekha Ho Ga?
.

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Søn:Yes Papa . .!

Father:Wht?

Son:Kitab Kholna. .

Latest News On GeO. . .

Latest News On GeO. . .

"Mushta''el Afraad Ne Karachi Main . . .

Samandar Main Aag Laga Di "

GeO Ab Lambi Lambi Chorh Kr GeO . . . ;->

Once A Woodcutter Went To A City.

Once A Woodcutter Went To A City.

Suddenly Al The Gals Started Followin Him

And Became Crazy About Him.

Guess Why?

THE AXE EFFECT

WILLIAM NARGIS

Golden Words:
Larki us ashiq ko to maaf kr deti hy jo moqay se ghalt faida uthaye

Magar

us ko maaf ni krti jo moqay se faida he na uthaye
(WILLIAM NARGIS) ;->

A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,

A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,
“Hey vaheguru meri lottery lagady.”

After 11 years VaheGuru angrily appeared
& said,”Khoti de putar 1 vari ticket te le ley”

Jo 11 Saal Jail Me Rahe Wo

Jo 11 Saal Jail Me Rahe
Wo
Sadar-e-Pakistan Hy

Jo 6 Saal Jail Me Rahe
Wo
Wazeer-e-Azam Pakistan Hy

2 , 4 Aap Bhi Jail
Main Guzaar Aaye''n

Mustaqbil Roshan Hy ... ;->

neend me h0 to sapne bhejo

BoY: NeeNd mE h0 to sApNe BhEjo,
JAag rAh¡ h0 to YAdEiN bhEj0,
Ro rAhE h0 t0 AnSu BhEjo,

sMs pArh rAhi h0 to REpLy BhEjo..

GirL: ToiLET mE ho, kyA BhEjoN? ;->

''Jo asani se mila wo hai (Gham)

''Jo asani se mila wo hai (Gham)

Jo mushkil se mila wo hai (Acha dost)

Jo kisi kisi ko mila wo hai (Pyar)

Jo naseeb walon ko mila wo hai apn ka sms.''

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