Teacher:

Teacher:


Teacher:
What should be in a
book to make it a bestseller?

Tommy:
A girl on the cover
and
no cover on the girl.
  

May, 25 2010     125 chars (1 sms)     2608 views       Funny

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Heer Ranjhey Se Pyar Main

''''Mera Gulla
Mera Munna
MEra Sona
Mera Gugloo''''
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Ranjha Heer Se: ''''Meri Mashooqa Ban, Maa Na Ban'''' ;-
Duniya se chupa Kar teri tasweer bathroom main laga rakhi hai
Or har gharri tere deedar ho ais liye JULAAB ki goli kah rakhi ha
Danton ko bachanay k 3 tareekay


1..Rozana Brush karna

2..Choclate or sweets kam khana

3..
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Muj se kabhi panga na lena...
So keep sending sms and smile wid all 32 teeth..!!
Facebook Par Hum Larkey Apna Khoobsurat Face Dikha Ke Itny Likes Nahi Le Skty,
Jitney Larkiyan Face K Bagair Wali Pics Mein Likes Le Leti Hain…

Kiya Yeh Khula Tazad Nahe…
How Did Aamir Got
Sch Solid Body In
''Ghajni'' ?





Coz Of
Short Term Memory
Lost




How ... ?




Every Time He Did
Exercise n Forgot
After 15 Minuts ... ;->
Ager Duniya Ko Kuch Kar Ke Dekhna HAi Tu Sunooo Meri Baat ...... Hathi Ke Upar Ulta Khara Ho KAr Photo Khihwao ab Photo Ko Ulta KAr Ke Duniya Ko Dikhayooo ...

Pathan Job K Liye London Jata Hai:

Officer: Tum Pakistan Main Kya Karobaar Kartay Thy?
Pathan: Selling G.S.K.


Officer: Ye Kya Hai?
Pathan: Garam Shakar Kandi. :-)

Pehle Bacho''n Ko Daily School Jana Parta Tha


Lekin Ab KhudKash Dhamake Aur Leaderz Ki Amwaat Ki Waja Se

School Band Rehte Hyn . . .

Farq Tou Para Hy

Bache Bache Ka Naara


"Geo Musharaf" ;->
If You Find A Cute Friend ...

Hold Him With Both Hands

Bcoz

A Gud Friend Comes Once In A Lifetime ..



Ok




Ok






Ab Chorho B, Mjhe Der Ho Rahi Hy ;->
Twin babies born in a SARDAR''s House.

SARDAR G could not sleep whole night Continuosly thinking?
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Who is the father of second !
2 lovers plan 2 suicide.
Boy jumped first.
Girl closed her eyes n returnback saying "LOVE IS BLIND"
Boy in the airopened his parachute saying "LOVE NEVER DIES"
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