Teacher:

Teacher:


Teacher:
What should be in a
book to make it a bestseller?

Tommy:
A girl on the cover
and
no cover on the girl.
  

May, 25 2010     125 chars (1 sms)     2742 views       Funny

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Teacher: Aesi jga ka nam btao jise bnaya to admi ne hy lakin phir b wo wahan nhi ja skta?


Student kafi dair sochne k bad bola:


Ladies toilet
Arz, kiya hai ......!
Zara dekh kar kholiye ga daraaz,

Zara dekh kar kholiye ga daraaz,

kaheen us main say bhi na nikal aye"FARAZ"
Teachr: Wat Is Ur Father?

Stdnt : I.C.S. In Summer
&
P.C.S. In Winter.

Tchr: Wats Dat?

S:Ice Cream Seller In Summr
&
Pakoda Chat Seller In Winter
Women are confusing…
Before marriage they expect a man, after marriage they suspect a man, after he dies they respect the man.
Dentist''s Advice on Secret of Good Health:

Alwys treat your toothbrush like a b0yfriend.
Dont let anybody else use it & get a new 1 every 3 months.! B-)
''('','') ('','') ('','')
<[]> <))\, <))> /\_ / \_ / \_

jo b pasand aye bata dena Rishta karwa don ga Larkian saari Ache hain;-)''
Bus itna he kaha tha k Barson k Piyasay hain PaPpU,


Balti bher k us zalim ne ROH''AFZA bana diya... =P ;->
Teacher: “I killed a person”
convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is “u will go to jail”.
Pathan , Sindhi , Balochi ne Farishtay Se Kaha...
ALLAH Se Arz Karo..

Jahan Dekho Har Field Main Punjabi Hi Hote Hain Akhis Kyo ??


Farishta : Main Hunay Gaya Te Hunay Aya !!!

Insaniyat Ko Pizza Pe
Laga k Kha Sakty
Hyn ... !!!












Don''t Wonder






I Tell You The Reason










Because





Insaniyat Bhi Ek
CHEESE Hy ... ;->
Ap ne DIL churaya HUM khamosh rahe,

Ap ne NEEND churai HUM khamosh rahe,

Ap ne HASSI churai HUM khamosh rahe BUT It''s 2 much yaar.

meri CHAPPAL WAPIS KARO.
One Sardar needed two plain papers but he had only one. Do you know what he did: photocopied the one which he had. sardar are fun aren''t