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What should be in a
book to make it a bestseller?
Tommy:
A girl on the cover
and
no cover on the girl.
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May, 25 2010
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Height Of Unreasonable Demand ??
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2negroes Wearin Black Suit
Standin Infront F A White Wal
N Asking 4
a Color Phtograph
Shaadi ke pehle
Shaadi ke pehle - Chandramukhi...
Shaadi ke baad - Jwaalamukhi.
Teacher-Apko Shahrukh Khan Ki Movie
Teacher-Apko Shahrukh Khan Ki Movie
RAB NE BANA DI JODI Se Kya Lesson Mila?
Student-Ummeed Mat Haro
Shadi K Bhad B Ladki Pat Sakti Hai.
mere dil ko cheer gai
mere dil ko cheer gai ek goli
jab suna k aaj uthe gi oski doli
wo hath pe meri unglian rakh kar boli
assu punju haar kabotar doli
If A Gorilla Catches U,
If A Gorilla Catches U,
What Will U Do?
?
?
I Know U Both Will Start Playing...
Its Natural When Close Friends Meet!!
husband to wife
husband to wife ek kiss do.
Wife: nahin
husband: jewelery la dunga
wife:no
husband: car dunga
tabhi bacha uth ker bola merele lo cycle le aana
rooz khawab mein nazar aatey ho tum
rooz khawab mein nazar aatey ho tum
kio mujhey neend mein bi daratay ho tum
If I had a spy camera...
If I had a spy camera...
i''ll snap ur evry moment...
evry smile...
evry memory...
n keep...
in my...
kitchen to scare the rats...
Difference B/w The Memories Of A Woman & Man
Difference B/w The Memories Of A Woman & Man
A woman will always cherish the memory of the man who wanted to marry her.
&
A man cherishes the memory of the woman he didn''t marry.... ;-
In PAK Survey Was Done That,
In PAK Survey Was Done That,
How Many Girls Want To Make Friendship With
Me . .
Survey Report
5 % Says = YES
0 % Says = NO
And . .
95 % says = Hamara Ye sms Parhne Wala Bhai Ijazat Nahi Day Gaa . . . . . . . . ;->
Tmhara farz hai dalna
Tmhara farz hai dalna
Tmhra Haq hai dalna
Acha lge to dalo
Bhrosa hoto dalo
Jaha mrzi dalo
Jsko mrzi dalo
Orat ko dalo
Ya Mrd ko dalo
"VOTE"
Dil diya tha MOHABBT
Dil diya tha MOHABBT ki nishani samajh kar,
Wo kha gaya use BIRYANI samajh kar.
Khoon-e-jiger B na chora zalim ne,
Wo B pi gaya LIMON PANI samajh kar.
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