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na poocho mein tumharey
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na poocho mein tumharey
na poocho mein tumharey
na poocho mein tumharey baghair kyun naheen roya,
waja thee yeh log agar mein rota to inhon nein kehna tha
"tum nein uss kee yaad par pani phair diya hai"
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May, 17 2010
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2000 mai bachay parhtay thy
2000 Mai Bachay Parhtay Thy.
A for Apple
B for Banana
C for Cat
D for Dog
2009 Mai Parhty Hain:
A for Aata
B for Bijli
C for Cheeni
D for Dhamakey :-)
Sardarji to others:
Sardarji to others:
Did anyone lose money wrapped in a rubber band?
One said, Yes I did
Sardar: Well, it’s your lucky day,
I found the rubberband!
Ladkiya Burkha Pahanti
Ladkiya Burkha Pahanti
Hai Chehra Chupane Ke Liye,
(Wa Wa)
Repet Once Again
Do Aankhe Khuli Rakti Hai
"LADKO" Ko Patane Ke Liye,
"MilNay Ka Wada Un K Mun Sy Nikal to Gya...
"MilNay Ka Wada Un K Mun Sy Nikal to Gya...
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Poocha Jaga To Hans K Kaha Kwaab me Aajana..
*
(',')dekha kitni
<))\funter
_l?bachi hy yaar..
Question: why did GOD
Question: why did GOD create Husbands? Because Fingers, Candles, Vibrator, Banana, Kheera, Lokkie, Lamba Bangan, cannot pay for SHOPPING.
mill gaya... oyee mill gaya....
mill gaya...
oyee mill gaya....
oyee hoiyee mill gaya.....
oye oye mill gaya....
oye oye oye mill gaya....
lallaa dhomm mill gaya......
yeh sms perhnay walla aik or pagal mill gaya
If A Gorilla Catches U,
If A Gorilla Catches U,
What Will U Do?
?
?
I Know U Both Will Start Playing...
Its Natural When Close Friends Meet!!
Wife:gaajar ,muli,baiban
Wife:gaajar ,muli,baiban
lambay lana.
Husb:nhi laonga tm iska
galat istamak kro gi.
wife:tmhe q dard ho
raha hai tm me thoddi
dun gi.>
''*I *Miss *You
''*I
*Miss
*You
Tumhari Yaad mein hum is Qadar Rote hain
Tumhari Yaad mein is Qadar Rotey hain
k
k
Parosi b Hamare Aansuon se Kapre or Bartan Dhote Hen''
You Are "ABCDEFGHIJKL"
You Are
"ABCDEFGHIJKL"
A - Adoreable
B - Briiliant
C - Cute
D - Dashing
E - Exciting
F - Fantastic
G - Great
H - Humorous
I - Intelligent
J K L - Joke Kesa Laga . . .
''Sitam sahne ki b had hoti hai
''Sitam sahne ki b had hoti hai,
kisiko satane ki b had hoti hai,
sms bhjne ki koshish karo janab,
mufat ke sms padne ki b had hoti hai!!
Butt: Sir hun meri
Butt: Sir hun meri salary wada deyo, mera vyah ho gaya hai. Boss: Factory de bahar hon wale hadseyaan layi factory jimmevar nahin hundi.
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