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Ustad : Agar Me Tmhary Walid Ko Rs 5000 Dun
Un Ko 2000 Ki Zarurat Ho To
Kitne Wapas Mil Jange?

Student :1 B Nhi
Ustd : Hisab Nhi Janty
Student : Ap Mere Baap Ko Nahi Jante..

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Hum Tumhaien chahtay hain aesay..

Hum Tumhaien chahtay hain aesay..
Hum Tumhaien chahtay hain aesay..
zero balance wala koi.........
balance chahta ho jaisay

Pathan:- ALLAH tu mujhe

Pathan:-

ALLAH tu mujhe
100 Rs
de ga to
50 Rs
teri rah main dounga

Raste main usko 50 Rs mile

Pathan Bola:-
ya ALLAH

itna bi bharosa nahi tha apney pehle hee kaat liye pasey

Wife:What is 10 years with me?

Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Husband:A second.

Wife:What is $1000 for me?
Husband:A coin.

Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second

The Only Way You Can Feel Good About

The Only Way You Can Feel Good About YourSelf Is By Making SomeOne Else Look Bad.

And

I''m Tired Of Making Other People Feel Good About Themselves…. ;->

Molvi;muje wife k liya brazier chahiay.

Molvi;muje wife k liya
brazier chahiay.

Shopkeeper;size kai hai?

Molvi ;size to maloom nahi, per us k purani brazier se meri 2 topiy ban gai hain.->

Dost tere bager ik pal na reh paonga

Dost tere bager ik pal na reh paonga,

Bus dil men ek hasrat liye mar jaonga,

Mat rona mere marne par a dost,

Mar k bhi tere liye biryani chor
jaonga... ;->

MAiN Aaj TuMhE buhAt bArA RAAZ Likh k BhAij rAhA huN..

MAiN Aaj TuMhE buhAt bArA RAAZ Likh k BhAij rAhA huN..

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AaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaA
aAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaZZZzzzZ.. ;->

Pathan''s Wife Bought A

Pathan''s Wife Bought A
Beautifl Sweater For Her
Husband...
She Sent It To Him By Parcel
Along Wid A Note ... Tht Said
"d Buttons Of d Sweatr r Removd
Since They Were Too Heavy & added
To d Postage. U''ll Find ''Em
In d Rite Hand Pocket Of The
Sweater" ... ;->

Sms B Bade Kamal Ki Chiz H

Sms B Bade Kamal Ki Chiz H
20 Gadho Ko Sms Karo
10 Padte Hein
5 Ko Samjh Me Aata Hai
4 To Kanjus Hote Hein
1 Murga Kismat Se Fasta Hai

Jo Reply Karta Hai

1 morgi ne 3 anday diye .

1 morgi ne 3 anday diye .
Aur dua mangi babies naik nikley.
kuch din bad babies niklay.
pehla baby namaz parta hua nikla.
dosra baby tazbih parta hua nikla.
tesre anday se baby nahi nikla to murgi pareshan ho gai , itney mai andy se awaz aai , ammi mai aitekaf mai betha hun

Height Of Common Sense

..!!Height Of Common Sense..!!

Teacher:
Jab Bijli Chamkti Hai To
Hum Ko Roshni Pehley Or
Awaz Baad Mein Q Aati Hai?

Pathan:
Q K Hmari Ankhein Agey Hain
Or Kaan Peechey..=P:-D

Mard ziyada sharif hote hain ya Auratein?

Question: Mard ziyada sharif hote hain ya Auratein?

A: Mere khayal Mei Mard ziyada sharif hote hain, kyun k Mardo Mei
Umar Sharif,

Nawaz Sharif,
Shehbaz Sharif,
hain.
Jab k Aurton Mei sirf 1 Babra Sharif hi hai or wo kitni sharif ha ye ham sab janty hain

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