Q - What is the Difference

Q - What is the Difference
Q - What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying... & the other
ensures U
Continue to do so.
  

May, 22 2010     144 chars (1 sms)     2072 views       Funny

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Sales man : Sir, which shaving cream do u use ?
Customer : Ali''s.
S.M : Which after shave do y use ?
C : Ali''s.
S.M : Which tooth paste do u use ?
C : Ali''s ?
S.M : Which shampoo do u use ?
C : Ali''s.
S.M : Sir , what is this Ali''s is it an international company ?
C : No, he is my room mate.
Ek Sahab Tez Chaltay Ja Rahay Thay,

Ek Larki Ko DeKh Kr Ruk Gaye Or Bolay

"Mainay Apko Pehlay Kahin Dekha Hai"

Girl Answer:Yes! I''m Nurse In Mental Hospital;-)
Hum tu 7 asmaaano ki sair kar aye

sub tarron se dosti kar aye

ek tera khass tha jo sath le ae

Warna ap si sochiye k ap zamin pe kaise aye ?
Definition of home:









"Home is the place where u can scratch exactly where it itches" ;-)
PATHAN: O Yar!

Me Kal Film Dekhne Theater Gaya!

Wahan Such Much Admi Ko Kat Rahe Thy

SARDAR: O Tu Konse Theater Gaya Tha?
PATHAN:



"OPERATION THEATRE"

SHORT and SWEET SAYING :

"Nobody
In
This
World
Is
Rich
Enough
To
Throw
Away
A
Friend.."
Jo muhay sms na karay , us ke mobile main KEERAY per jain.....

yeh dekho, aap nay mujhay sms nahi kia na..... aap ke mobile main keeray per jain gay...

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hahahahahahahahahahah
Dis is a warning to all those people who don''t Smoke..
One day, you''ll lose all ur friends,
They will all die
&
you''ll be left alone..
So, Start smoking... ;->
Ek Din 1 Farishta Janwaroo Ko Unki Zat Bata Raha Tha
Sher-Jutt
Cheeta-Rajput
Hathi-Butt
Zebra-MAlik
Khota-Pathan
Khota Replid O Pai Jee Mai Khota hi Theek Aan
Pehli bar ksi chehre pe nigah thehri hy

Uski ankhein sagar se b zada gehri hyn

Thak gya apne pyar ka izhar krte krte,

Täb pata chlä ullu ki path''thi behri hy!
1st Man:Janab Lagta Hy Menay Apka

Chehra Pehlay Bhi Kahin Dekha Hy

2nd Man:Ap Ko Glat Fehmi Hui HY Main Hr

Wqt Apna Chehra Sath Liay Phrta Hon
A Sardarji goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating he goes to wash his hands but starts washing the basin instead. The manager comes running and asks him, "Prahji, aap kya kar rahe ho?" To this the man replies, "Oye, tumne hi to idhar board lagaya hai "Wash Basin".