Q - What is the Difference

Q - What is the Difference
Q - What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying... & the other
ensures U
Continue to do so.
  

May, 22 2010     144 chars (1 sms)     2292 views       Funny

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Baharo phool barsao mera "DOST"aya hai.
Hoto pe muskan, gali me mehak laya hai.
Barso tak thi jise pani se "ELERGY" vo aaj "LUX" se nahaya hai.
''Teacher: Shoaib Akhtar is Male or Female?

Student: Female

Teacher: How?

Student: Just now C commentator said, "A Beautiful delivery by Shoaib Akhtar.''
AN IDEA CAN CHANGE UR LIFE





But,





A woman can change your IDEA..


So,




Always change


Women
to change
IDEA(S)





WHAT AN IDEA
''After the Announcement the final result of class, father asked his son.
Father: Beta Tumhara result Kesa Raha?
Son: Abbu, Teacher ne kaha ke Zyada tar bachay fail hain.
Father: Beta Aapka Result kiya Aaya hai?
Son: Abbu, Woh jo Dr uncle hai na unka beta bhi Fail ho gaya hai.
Fathar: Tumhara Result Kiya aaya hai?
Son: Abbu, Woh jo mera Dost hai na jiske Papa Engineer hain na, woh bhi fai ho gaya hai.
Father: Abay Tu bata, Tera result Kiya aaya hai.
Son: Mai kiya Allama ki Aulaad hon jo pass ho jaonga.''
knock knock!!

*who''s there??

Nobel

*Nobel who??

No Bell so I knocked..
3 Ways To Catch A Tiger

Newton''s:
Allow Tiger To Catch U , Then Catch It ... !!!


Einstein''s:
Chase Tiger Until It Become Tired , Then Catch It ... !!!


Pakistani Police:
Catch A Local Cat & Beat It , Until It Accepts Its A Tiger ... ;->
Ufone ka new package.


"Kisi b Ufone customer ka mobil set pasand anay pr



us sa cheen lejiay"


Ufone
TM HI TO HO...
Height Of Jhatka

A Boy Aft R Having Gr8 Time
Wid GF He Saw A Guy''s Photo
In Her Bag & Askd-Is He Ur X BF?

GF Kissing Him & Said No Dats Me,

B4 Operation.


mere dil ko cheer gai ek goli
jab suna k aaj uthe gi oski doli

wo hath pe meri unglian rakh kar boli
assu punju haar kabotar doli
Wife : " Suniye ji ! Apki Aziz Dost ghalat larki se shaddi kar raha hai . Aap Usey Roktay kyun nahi ?"
Husband : " Main Kyun Roko? Aus Ne Mujhe Roka Tha Kiya ?? "
Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife.
Two seconds later a report came
to his phone and he started dancing.
The report said, “DELIVERED”.


High Level Insult....


Little Johnny Was Sitting On A Bench Eating Sweets One After Another.


Man Nearby:
People Who Eat So Many Sweets Dont Live Long.


Johnny:
My Grandpa Died When He Was 106 Years Old.


Man:
Did He Eat Many Sweets?


Johnny:
No, He Always Minded His Own Business!!;-)