Long Time Ago

Long Time Ago
Long Time Ago.... Only idiots used.... to read my SMS And Today, The history continues...
  

May, 25 2010     89 chars (1 sms)     1934 views       Funny

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Sardarji & his wife going to city in auto.
Driver adjusted miror.
Sardarji shouted you are seeing my wife.

Go & sit back. I will drive auto…:D
2 DANGEROUS WEAPONS IN THE

WORLD MORE POWERFUL THAN

NUCLEAR BOMBS...
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(1) 2week used sockz


(2) molion waly parathy ki gase
Great students like Us , work on the principle of rockets
It doesn''t mean we aim for the skys
It means we don''t start studying unless our tail is on fire
hahaha
Circuit: Bhai Jail Ko Hindi Me Hawalat Kyun Kehte Hai?


Bhai: Kyunki Jail Mein Khaane

Ko Sirf Hawa Aur Laat Hi Milti Hai


A sardarji went to a
STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and
slapped the operator twice.

:-( Guess why ?

bcoz there it was written
“Number dial karnay se pehley do lagain”
TODAY i was going to be millinoer as a man came to me and asked to sell the most valuable thing i posses, i said i have nothing, he asked about my love, i said i have given it to "the person readin th message"




Teacher 2 chiLd!

Tum bohat badtamez ho gaye ho batao kya saza dun tumhen??



Child:
Wo larki jo 2nd last seat pe bathi hai us K Sath bahir nikal dain;-)
Five year old girl was asked by her teacher what does her father do???
The little girl replied, Whatever my Mom tells him to do...
''"Aisa aadmi jo ghalti pe ho or Maafi mang lay wo "AQALMAND"

"aisa shakhs jo ghalti pe na ho mgr phr b Maafi mang lay wo,
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"Husband:-D"''
MEZBAN:Lassi aap peete Nahi, chaey ham Pilate nahi, Roti ka time nahi,Botal ka mosam nai,
Ab btayn kia khidmat karen?
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MEHMAN:Easy load h kerwa do
Qus: What is The Extreme Height of Stupidity?



Ans: Two Phathans Sitting iN Riksha and Fighting For Corner Seat..!!!
Honesty in politics is much like oxygen.
The higher up you go,
the scarcer it becomes.