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larki wale aap ka
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Larki wale: aap ka beta kya karta hai?
Ans. larke ki amma ne kaha,
Mera beta 3.62 rupe mei 500 sms karta hai ROZANA... =P ;->
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Tom : How should I convey the
Tom : How should I convey the
news to my father that I’ve failed?
David: You just send a telegram:
Result declared, past year’s performance repeated.
Accounts K Student Ki Gali
Accounts K Student Ki Gali
Saala Bounced Cheque
Dharti Pe Liability
Paidaishi Bad Debt
Dishonoured Bil
Insolvent Aadmi
Itna Maunga K balnce Sheet Tele Nahi Hogi ;->
Kion har bar mosam
Kion har bar mosam ki tarah badal jate ho,
Har bar hamara dil dukhatay ho,
Yeh bat sun ker hamari roh tak kanp gaye,
Ae dost tum masjidon se chapal or lote churate ho
Kya zamana aaya he!
Kya zamana aaya he!
Pahle log shadi k bad jo kam karte the,
abhi wo shadi se pahle kar rahe hen!
pata he kya?
Nahen na
KHUD Kushi.. ;-)
doosron k0 bhi bewaqoof banana hy
Hi.. Cute, SwEEt, StyLiSh, ChArMiNG & MoST HandsoMe PersoN!
HoW r u..??
KhuSh h0 gAe nA!
Ab ALLAH HafiZ!
MujhE DooSroN k0 Bhi BewAqooF bAnAnA hy... =P ;->
FIRST LINE TO WRITE IN EXAMS:
FIRST LINE TO WRITE IN EXAMS:
"All the answers written below are imaginary & work of my creative mind. Any resemblance to text book is unintentional & purely accidental"
" Pakistani Di Mushkil
" Pakistani Di Mushkil
Ghar Wich Punjabi Bolo
School Wich Urdu Bolo
Paper English Wich Karu
Tay
Maran To Baad Hisab Arbi Wich
Ufff !!
Hon Tusi Daso K Banda Kray Te Ki Kray. "
''Sitam sahne ki b had hoti hai
''Sitam sahne ki b had hoti hai,
kisiko satane ki b had hoti hai,
sms bhjne ki koshish karo janab,
mufat ke sms padne ki b had hoti hai!!
TEACHER: Us ne KHUDKUSHI kar li.
TEACHER:
Us ne KHUDKUSHI kar li.
Usey KHUDKUSHI karni pari.
Dono main fark batao.
STUDENT:
Pehla Parha Likha Berozgar Tha,
Dosra SHADI-SHUDA tha....
Lady : So, you want
Lady : So, you want to become my son-in-law? Boy: Not really, but I don''t see any other way 2 marry ur daughter!
Men are like bank accounts.
Men are like bank accounts.
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Without a lot of money they don''t generate a lot of interest. . . ;->
whn a girl falls dow
Whn A Girl Falls Down
She Is Helpe By So
Many People
But
Whn A Boy Falls Down
Everybody Laughs
Whn A Girl Licks
Her Lips
She Is Thirsty
Whn Boy Licks
His Lips
He Is Tharki
Whn A Girl Smiles
She Is Considerd Cute
Whn A Boy Smiles
He Is Flirt ...
Still People Say
This Is Men''s World ... ;->
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