Sardar said to doctor:Pore jism main

Sardar said to doctor:Pore jism main
Sardar said to doctor:Pore jism main
kahin bhi ungli lagao to bohat dard hota hai,
Doctor suggested full body Xray
when he checked, Xray found fracture in “Ungli”
  

May, 26 2010     165 chars (2 sms)     2420 views       Funny

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