dekhene do apne cher

Dekhene Do Apne Chere Ko Jee Bhar Ke Hamain
FARAZ.......

Muddat Huwi Hai In Aanhkon Ne Koi BEGHARAT Nai Dehka....

May, 06 2010 128 chars (1 sms) 1842 views Funny

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2 men went 2 a callgirl.
1st went in and came out n said
“Na my wife is better.”
2nd went in and came out n said
“U R right ur wife is much better.”

ShaIR ArZ KiyA hai ...iRshaD iRshaD....

ShaIR ArZ KiyA hai
...iRshaD iRshaD....

Tail Ditta Cycle di chain Nu...

Wah wah...

Tail Ditta Cycle di chain nu...

Niklo Aetho Taadi Paen Nu... ;->

Whats the diff between

Whats the diff between Quaid-e-Azam, Musharraf & Lalu Parsaad?
Quaid didnt know whats lie,
Musharraf doesnt know whats truth
&
Lalu doesnt know the difference ;->

Meri Maut Ke Baad Kasam Hai Tumhe

Meri Maut Ke Baad Kasam Hai Tumhe

Meri Kabr Pe Mat Aana.

Kyo Ki.

Kyo Ki.

Maine Suna Hai Tum

Agarbattiyan Churate Ho..

atleast once in a da

Atleast once in a day,
Millions of
People in
this World
stand on
Single Leg!

Guess when?

Don''t know?

Its easy!

While wearing CHADDI... =P ;->

1 Saal 12 Mah

1
Saal
12
Mah
1
Mah
K
4
Hafte
1
Hafte
K
7
Din
1
Din
K
24
Ghante
1
Ghante
K
60
Minute
1
Minute
K
60
Sec
1
Sec
K
Hazar
Lamhe
Har
Lamhe
Main
1
He
Dua K

LIGHT Na Jaye..!;>

Kabhi kehta thaa

Kabhi kehta thaa dost hamara k "JAAN BHI MAANGO TO HAZIR HAI" aaj apni biwi koo jaan kehta hai aur maango to inkaar karta hai.

ca paper dec 2009 has been leaked out

DAILY DAWN:

CA PAPER DEC 2009 HAS BEEN LEAKED OUT.

Q) Wat is da capital of France?

ON DEC 2009: Students write PARIS is da capital of France

RESULT DAY: Students FAILED

EXAMINER COMMENT(wid a devil laugh): capital of France is "F".:-D

CONCLUSION: Even if da paper leaks student cannot pass. Hahaha.

Nurse: Mubarak ho Khan sb ap k ghar larka pyda hova hai

Nurse: Mubarak ho Khan sb ap k ghar larka pyda hova hai

Khan sb: Wa g wa kya technology hai,
B.V mere hospital me hai,
aur bacha mere ghar paida hova hai..

Sardar on phone:

Sardar on phone:

Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.

Doctor: Is this her first child?

Sardar: No this is her husband speaking

Cycle chalate waqt handle ko dekho

Cycle chalate waqt handle ko dekho
Ladki patate waqt sandle ko dekho

Ab bush k bad Obama

Ab bush k bad Obama

zara sambhal k kadam rakhna iraq me obama

bush ko pary hen joty tera to utar denga Päjämä.

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dekhene do apne cher

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