the sun makes moon s

The sun makes Moon shine.
Electricity Makes Bulbs shine.
Wax makes Candle shine.

But what makes you shine......

May, 06 2010 122 chars (1 sms) 3151 views Funny

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It''s the sweetest thing to do. Do it the bed, on a sofa, in the bathroom or anywhere! U must never stop doing it. It''s called Prayer! God bless ur naughty mind.

Mother 2 Docotr

Mother 2 Docotr On Phone: Mari Beti Ko Current Laga Hai

Me Kia Karon??

Doctor: Pehle Ap 2 NAFAL Shukranay Ke Ada Karein Ke Apki Tarf Bajli Aarahi Hai..

A Boy Told His Friend.

A Boy Told His Friend. "Yaar Ek Larki Mujhe Hans k Dekh Rahi hai......"

Friend Replied. "Abay Sahi Se Dekh....... Hans K Dekh Rahi hai Ya Dekh Ker Hans Rahi hai" ;->

Q:What Are The Two R

Q:What Are The Two Reasons Why Women Don''t Mind Thier Own Business?

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2=>No Business..:->

Sum1 Kills AMIR''S GF

Sum1 Kills AMIR''S GF

& He Loses His Memory.

Thn He Tries To Findout D Killer.

Suspense:AMIR Himself Is D Killer.

Now Enjoy Watchng GHAJINI :-P

your sms r not my di

Your Sms R Not My Disturbance

But.....

The Disturbance Is Your Silence.....

SO Don''t Disturb Me Please !!! ;->

Last Night Katrina Said 2 Me

Last Night Katrina Said 2 Me
iTs Too Late, Jano aJ rat Main
Tumharay Ghar Rukon Gi..!

I RepLied: jAn Tum Agr Ruk Gai
To Phr Main Nai Rukon Ga... =P ;->

Mom:

Mom: Have you given the goldfish fresh water?
Child:No Mommy, they still have not finished the water I gave them last week... ;->

Wo mjhe ye kah kr chor gaye ! .

Wo mjhe ye kah kr chor gaye !
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Ok bye.

Ek Sawal Dimagh Se Jawab Dena

Ek Sawal
Dimagh Se Jawab Dena

Ek Pathan K 3 Bachy Hen

Dosry Ka Nam Pinto Hy Tu
Phele Ka Or Tesray Ka Kya Nam Hoga

Shocho

Nai Pata

Pin-1
Pin-2
Pin-3 ;->

A Smile Costs Less

A Smile Costs Less Than ELECTRICITY

But

Gives More Light

So

Alwayz Keep Smiling

Coz

Light Tou Aani Nahi Hy
Aap Apni Smile Se Hi Ghar Roshan Karo ... ;->

"Phool Insano Se Zyada

"Phool Insano Se Zyada Khubsurat Hote Hen
Lekin Kuch Insaan Phoolon Se B Zyada Khubsurt Hote Hain"

Jesy K "AAP"

Ko

SMS Karne wala..

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