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the sun makes moon s

The sun makes Moon shine.
Electricity Makes Bulbs shine.
Wax makes Candle shine.


But what makes you shine......
  
May, 06 2010     122 chars (1 sms)     2297 views       Funny

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''Duniya Se Jo Dare
''Duniya Se Jo Dare, Usse Kayar Kehte Hain,
Duniya Jisse Dare, Usse Shayar Kehte Hain,
Biwi Se Jo Dare, Usse Shohar Kehte Hain.''
''Jo yeh sms parh raha hai wo lovely
''Jo yeh sms parh raha hai wo lovely,
smart ,cute,
sweat,intelligent
good looking,
pyara......
nahi hai to kia hua

jis ne bheja hai wo to hai na.....''
A Europian came to pakistan and met a fashionable
A Europian came to pakistan and met a fashionable

"khusra"
in a street and asked:

"Are you a prostitute?"

khusra:
"No No i am substitute"
A man loses everything
A man loses everything bcoz of drinking; He sees empty beer botles & smashes d 1st one swearing
"u r d reason i dont have a wife",



Smashes 2nd one saying "u r d reason i dont have a job."



Picks up 3rd bottle & notices its sealed & full of beer, he says

"STAND ASIDE, I KNOW U R NOT INVOLVED!!"
do sheikh hotel main

Do sheikh hotel main aik dosry ko milay,
4 din k bad dono mar gaye,,
.
.
.
.

wajah kya thi..??
.
.
.
wo 4 din aik dosry ko dekhty rahe, k
khana kon mangway ga?
Must Help Me
Patient: Doctor, You
Must Help Me, I Keep
Losing My Temper With
People
Doctor: Tell me About
Your Problem
Patient: I Just Did
You Stupid Bastard ... ;->
''mulk ki bhi 1 sarhad hoti hai,
''mulk ki bhi 1 sarhad hoti hai,
bachay ki bhi 1 zid hoti hai
or kitna intezar karoon tere sms ka
arey yaar kanjoosi ki bhi koi hudddd hoti hai''
Aik shaks punjabi
Aik shaks punjabi se yaar ager mai tumharay sir pe goli maru to? punjabi: yaar mai mar jawan ga yehi sawal angrez se angrez: i will be die. pathan se: pathan: yaar sher wala goli maray ga ya ponstan wala......
Butt: Sir hun meri
Butt: Sir hun meri salary wada deyo, mera vyah ho gaya hai. Boss: Factory de bahar hon wale hadseyaan layi factory jimmevar nahin hundi.
Why am I here ... ;)


When I waz a kid my
mom told that angels
live in heaven ...


Now I know that it is
not true


B''coz if angels live in
heaven




Why am I here ... ;)
Pandit nay ap k Mobile ki kundli
Pandit nay ap k
Mobile ki kundli
Dekh kar btaya
hay.

K ap k Mobile par
Kanjusi ki aatma
Mandla rahi hay.


Foran10$M$ Ki
Balli de do
Ta k"SHANTI
ho jaye.
''THE JANAZA OF MAHBOOB NIKLA
''THE JANAZA OF MAHBOOB NIKLA
FROM THE GALI OF MAHBOOBA
WITH LOTS OF ZOOR O SHOR

THE MAHBOOBA JANKI FROM THE DOOR
AND SPEAKI,"MAR GAYA HARAMKHOR"

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